japancar
10-17-2006, 06:58 AM
I got this in an e-mail the other day, and thought it was funny.
Global Cow Economics
SOCIALISM : You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM :- You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and
gives you some milk.
FASCISM :- You have 2 cows, the Govt. takes both and sells you some milk
NAZISM :- You have 2 cows, the Govt takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM :- You have 2 cows, the Govt takes both shoots one and milks the other and throws it away.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM :- You have 2 cows, you sell one and and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy
grows. You sell them and you retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION :- You have two cows. You sell one
and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later you have a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION :- You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION :- You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them world-wide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION :- You have 2 cows, You reengineer them So they live for 100 years, and eat once a month and
milk themselves.
A BRITISH CORPORATION :- You have 2 cows. Both are mad.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION : - You have 2 cows. You do not know where they are. You break for lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION :- You have 2 cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and you learn you have two cows. You stop counting and open a bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION :- You have 5000 cows, none of which belongs to you. You charge others for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION :-You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high
bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION :- You have 2 cows.. The one on the
Left is kind of cute ….
AN INDIAN CORPORATION :- You have 2 cows. You worship them.
Global Cow Economics
SOCIALISM : You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM :- You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and
gives you some milk.
FASCISM :- You have 2 cows, the Govt. takes both and sells you some milk
NAZISM :- You have 2 cows, the Govt takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM :- You have 2 cows, the Govt takes both shoots one and milks the other and throws it away.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM :- You have 2 cows, you sell one and and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy
grows. You sell them and you retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION :- You have two cows. You sell one
and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later you have a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION :- You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION :- You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them world-wide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION :- You have 2 cows, You reengineer them So they live for 100 years, and eat once a month and
milk themselves.
A BRITISH CORPORATION :- You have 2 cows. Both are mad.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION : - You have 2 cows. You do not know where they are. You break for lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION :- You have 2 cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and you learn you have two cows. You stop counting and open a bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION :- You have 5000 cows, none of which belongs to you. You charge others for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION :-You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high
bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION :- You have 2 cows.. The one on the
Left is kind of cute ….
AN INDIAN CORPORATION :- You have 2 cows. You worship them.