Britney is single again

[Xtrema]

http://www.canada.com/topics/entertainment/story.html?id=c3f3b9fa-173d-469e-aaf4-c1b738591265&k=28513

This MILF is back on market.

[CasperWho]

Britney ... Milf?

:barf:

Like K-Fed Cares...
He's A WWE Star Now, Fighting John Sena On New Years Day.
HAHA Dude Is Hilarious! :bigpimp:

[ogpog]

Who fuckin cares?:dunno:

[cbinteg]

surprise surprise...

[bspot]

POPO-ZAAAAOOOOOOO!

[CasperWho]

Sounds fake...
Britney Spears LAST NIGHT On Lettterman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=somQERdn0UY&eurl=)

[nonlinear]

why are you guys calling her "stupid bitch" (EDIT: oops, that was in the other thread about this) and making fun of her? I feel really bad for that girl. she has a kind heart and good values and has been through a lot of shit in her life. Imagine if you were pushed into being a star from childhood and then it happened, and you didn't have the mental capacity to consider the issues and make rational decisions.

it really pisses me off when people give her shit, because I reeally sympathize for her. :whipped:

[SoSlowDx]

^^^

:confused: :eek: :rofl:

[Redlyne_mr2]

Originally posted by nonlinear
why are you guys calling her "stupid bitch" (EDIT: oops, that was in the other thread about this) and making fun of her? I feel really bad for that girl. she has a kind heart and good values and has been through a lot of shit in her life. Imagine if you were pushed into being a star from childhood and then it happened, and you didn't have the mental capacity to consider the issues and make rational decisions.

it really pisses me off when people give her shit, because I reeally sympathize for her. :whipped:
Hahaha one of the gayest comments in this forums history.

[nonlinear]

whatever, i'm out of high school and don't give a fuck what you kids call me, people are being fucking pricks.

[DoubleLP]

Who did not see this coming? We all knew ith was going to happen because "K-Fed" is an idiot and no way deserves to be with Britney.

Another MILF on the market. Fantastic. :thumbsup:

[Xtrema]

Originally posted by nonlinear
why are you guys calling her "stupid bitch" (EDIT: oops, that was in the other thread about this) and making fun of her? I feel really bad for that girl. she has a kind heart and good values and has been through a lot of shit in her life. Imagine if you were pushed into being a star from childhood and then it happened, and you didn't have the mental capacity to consider the issues and make rational decisions.

it really pisses me off when people give her shit, because I reeally sympathize for her. :whipped:

I thought this is EK e-humping for a moment there.

[EK 2.0]

Originally posted by nonlinear
why are you guys calling her "stupid bitch" (EDIT: oops, that was in the other thread about this) and making fun of her? I feel really bad for that girl. she has a kind heart and good values and has been through a lot of shit in her life. Imagine if you were pushed into being a star from childhood and then it happened, and you didn't have the mental capacity to consider the issues and make rational decisions.

it really pisses me off when people give her shit, because I reeally sympathize for her. :whipped:


like SERIOUSLY who says stuff like that??



Originally posted by Xtrema
I thought this is EK e-humping for a moment there.


Man I WISH...She's on beyond, and ignores all my PM's...

[abyss]

Originally posted by nonlinear
...doesn't have the mental capacity to consider the issues and make rational decisions...


= stupid bitch

I feel bad the razzi's always on her, but she brings most of it on herself. Don't dress like a slut and act like a retard if you don't want to be treated as such, seems pretty simple to me.
:dunno:

[yellowsnow]

good thing she signed that pre-nup :thumbsup:

[DoubleLP]

Originally posted by yellowsnow
good thing she signed that pre-nup :thumbsup:

Exactly!!!

[nonlinear]

yea, you guys have things all figured out.

the funny thing is, most of you are fat lonely highschool kids with no future, so you have to sit behind your computer and point fingers at celebrities who you think you're better than. the truth is, britney spears is 35983475983475 times more sucessful than all of beyond kids combined, and there ain't shit you can do about it.

I'd like to see how you would handle your entire life being displayed in the tabloids. i doubt many of you could handle that.

ok enough ranting for me.

[accord885]

Its now the cover story on Yahoo

[01RedDX]

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[nonlinear]

Originally posted by 01RedDX


haha dude are you for real? give it up man, britney doesn't have a beyond account. I'm just glad that Kevin Federline is single now so I can get his ring on my finger :poosie:


Dude, keep that shit in your own bedroom


is it fun to misquote people?

[Xtrema]

Originally posted by nonlinear
ok enough ranting for me.

http://www.utdallas.edu/~awa021000/images/gaydar.PNG

[DoubleLP]

:rofl: :rofl:

[Ekliptix]

I'm having a mourning ceremony at chinook tonight if anyone wants to come. Bring your own candles and chocolate. :cry:

[nonlinear]

you guys are so cool.

[DoubleLP]

Oh relax. You put out the rant but when someone makes a joke about it you go on the defensive. It is just a joke bro.

[Redlyne_mr2]

As one of the few people here who has actually met this girl in real life I think it qualifies me to make an honest opinion on her. She is a moron, I attended a party she was at, every time I saw her she had a smoke in her hand and as the night progressed she drank more and more to the point that she would be yelling and swearing for no reason. She's total southern trash, I think her choice in husband should support everyones comments a little bit as well.

[DoubleLP]

Originally posted by Redlyne_mr2
As one of the few people here who has actually met this girl in real life I think it qualifies me to make an honest opinion on her. She is a moron, I attended a party she was at, every time I saw her she had a smoke in her hand and as the night progressed she drank more and more to the point that she would be yelling and swearing for no reason. She's total southern trash, I think her choice in husband should support everyones comments a little bit as well.

So because she smokes, drinks, gets drunk and swears....that makes her a moron? Wow. You don't get out much do you? 90% of the women at the clubs here smoke, drink and get drunk, and swear once and a while.

[Redlyne_mr2]

Originally posted by DoubleLP


So because she smokes, drinks, gets drunk and swears....that makes her a moron? Wow. You don't get out much do you? 90% of the women at the clubs here smoke, drink and get drunk, and swear once and a while.
Ya 90% of the women at the back alley, I guess yelling out swears for no reason when no one's around and holding on to the wall because she cant keep herself up is normal for you? You should give her a call, she sounds like your type or white trash. The original poster was claiming that she has good values, she is the total opposite of a wholesome girl.

[tyrone]

Originally posted by nonlinear
why are you guys calling her "stupid bitch" (EDIT: oops, that was in the other thread about this) and making fun of her? I feel really bad for that girl. she has a kind heart and good values and has been through a lot of shit in her life. Imagine if you were pushed into being a star from childhood and then it happened, and you didn't have the mental capacity to consider the issues and make rational decisions.

it really pisses me off when people give her shit, because I reeally sympathize for her. :whipped:


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
i really thought that u were being sarcastic throughout this homosexual rant

give me 50 million (probably more) and you can push me all you want

and about her feelings n stuff :whocares:

50 000 000+ :drool: :drool: i wouldn't mind living the life of a celebrity if i was making that kinda money - take all the public pictures you want :whocares: its 50 000 000 were talkin about

i can't believe you actually feel sorry for her :thumbsdow

[DoubleLP]

Originally posted by Redlyne_mr2

Ya 90% of the women at the back alley, I guess yelling out swears for no reason when no one's around and holding on to the wall because she cant keep herself up is normal for you? You should give her a call, she sounds like your type or white trash. The original poster was claiming that she has good values, she is the total opposite of a wholesome girl.

Yeah...I will make sure to call her.

And it is nice of you to make the assumption that she is "my type". What is yours? Let me guess........the crack whore on the corner?

When people drink they act a lot differently. I am sure that you have had a bender or two in your day where you do not remember a damn thing or do something totally stupid. But apparently when she does it, it makes her a moron. What does that make you then if that is the case?

Who cares what she does....it is her life.

[Diesel2005]

K-Fed can't wrestle. John Cena is gonna beat him senseless. LOL

[DoubleLP]

Originally posted by Diesel2005
K-Fed can't wrestle. John Cena is gonna beat him senseless. LOL

Agreed. I am looking forward to that one. I hope Cena puts him through a table. :thumbsup:

[ricefarmer]

Originally posted by nonlinear
why are you guys calling her "stupid bitch" (EDIT: oops, that was in the other thread about this) and making fun of her? I feel really bad for that girl. she has a kind heart and good values and has been through a lot of shit in her life. Imagine if you were pushed into being a star from childhood and then it happened, and you didn't have the mental capacity to consider the issues and make rational decisions.

it really pisses me off when people give her shit, because I reeally sympathize for her. :whipped:

I sympathize for you... and I'm sure she cries herself to sleep every night because she was forced into stardom as a child and had no choice but to make millions of dollars.


Originally posted by nonlinear
whatever, i'm out of high school and don't give a fuck what you kids call me, people are being fucking pricks.

so I guess because you are an adult who has completed high school we are all kids now?
Redlyne_mr2 since you have met Brittany perhaps you know how nonlinear can get into contact with her? I hear she's looking for her next manny.

[max_boost]

haha yah who didn't see this one coming? It was doomed from the beginning.

On the other hand, it's nice seeing K-Fed chilling w/Johnny Nitro (both losers). If his wrestling skills are anything like his rap skills, oh man, the Champ is going to lay the smack down indeed.

[Murphy]

Originally posted by Redlyne_mr2

Ya 90% of the women at the back alley, I guess yelling out swears for no reason when no one's around and holding on to the wall because she cant keep herself up is normal for you? You should give her a call, she sounds like your type or white trash. The original poster was claiming that she has good values, she is the total opposite of a wholesome girl.

Its called Terets, and its quite rude to make fun of the those with disabilities or diseases!

I bet you were just waiting for a incident to occur on beyond.ca where it would be appropriate to tell your "Britney" story. Even though your trashing her on here, we all know you lurked in the corner, rubbin one out during the party, or were super star struck only to come back to Cowtown to bash the broad on beyond hahahaha.

PS. I do agree with you, she is a piece of shit, but Id fuck her something silly.

[b_t]

Originally posted by Murphy


PS. I do agree with you, she is a piece of shit, but Id fuck her something silly.

You are disgusting. Britney is not just ugly, but fugly.

[Murphy]

Originally posted by b_t


You are disgusting. Britney is not just ugly, but fugly.

If Britney Spears is ugly, Id hate to see the broads your pokin your pecker in ... :poosie:

[b_t]

Originally posted by Murphy


If Britney Spears is ugly, Id hate to see the broads your pokin your pecker in ... :poosie:

none of them are fat butterfaces with saggy mom boobs and multiple kids, if thats what you mean :nut:

christina aguilera >>>>>>>>> britney. even the britney of 3 or 4 years ago.

[JordanEG6]

Originally posted by nonlinear
why are you guys calling her "stupid bitch" (EDIT: oops, that was in the other thread about this) and making fun of her? I feel really bad for that girl. she has a kind heart and good values and has been through a lot of shit in her life. Imagine if you were pushed into being a star from childhood and then it happened, and you didn't have the mental capacity to consider the issues and make rational decisions.

it really pisses me off when people give her shit, because I reeally sympathize for her. :whipped:

hahahaha that's the fruitiest shit i've ever heard on Beyond.

[Murphy]

Originally posted by b_t


none of them are fat butterfaces with saggy mom boobs and multiple kids, if thats what you mean :nut:

christina aguilera >>>>>>>>> britney. even the britney of 3 or 4 years ago.

That may be true ... but Id still stick my tongue in Britneys ass ... with pleasure. :rofl:

[l8braker]

Any wedding where the groomsmen wear track suits that say "Pimps" on them, was never going to last.

I will give Kevin credit though. He's gonna look smooth delivering pizza in that Ferrari .

[DepTrotter]

Originally posted by l8braker
Any wedding where the groomsmen wear track suits that say "Pimps" on them, was never going to last.

I will give Kevin credit though. He's gonna look smooth delivering pizza in that Ferrari .

thats gotta be bad for the leather!!

[Lo)2enz0]

http://www.break.com/index/kfed_finds_out_about_divorce.html

[DoubleLP]

Damn you are fast! I was just going to post that.

[CasperWho]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
caught on film! hahaha thats AWESOME!

[beecue]

there is a small sex tape clip out ... kinda looks like britney :dunno:

[DelSoln]

Originally posted by beecue
there is a small sex tape clip out ... kinda looks like britney :dunno:

:eek: :eek: ...and it begins

[CasperWho]

Britney Giving K-Fed a BJ! (http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=60928)

NSFW!

[jasonrx-7]

CANT WAIT TILL I GET HOME TO WATCH THAT!!

lol

WOW , anyone have any guesses who her next bf/hubby is?

I think i might have met who i think she will date next,
.... I threw him the rest of my sandwich yesterday!

[nonlinear]

LOL, wow she gives bad head!

[l8braker]

Originally posted by nonlinear
LOL, wow she gives bad head!

now you can feel bad for her

[nonlinear]

LOL, I still feel bad for her regardless of the quality of head she gives :D

[CK4500]

She used to be hot......

now she's just damaged goods.

I became a Christina Aguilera fan when I saw the Boob video "Ain't No other man" Britney was never that hot!

[doanashk]

^^^ Ya if you like a bleached, worn out Marilyn Monroe wannabe with huge fake titties that don't look right on her ever changing frame!!

[EK 2.0]

Originally posted by doanashk
^^^ Ya if you like a bleached, worn out Marilyn Monroe wannabe with huge fake titties that don't look right on her ever changing frame!!


Why you gotta talk trash about my X-Tina??:D

[abyss]

Originally posted by doanashk
^^^ Ya if you like a bleached, worn out Marilyn Monroe wannabe with huge fake titties that don't look right on her ever changing frame!!

:rofl: :rofl: Why don't you tell everyone how you really feel? haha

[rage2]

Originally posted by doanashk
^^^ Ya if you like a bleached, worn out Marilyn Monroe wannabe with huge fake titties that don't look right on her ever changing frame!!
What are you talking about? That's HOT!!!

[doanashk]

Originally posted by rage2

What are you talking about? That's HOT!!!

Well you also think that Paris Hilton is a great singer so your opinion is a little less credible!! :dunno:

[EK 2.0]

BOO-YA!!

[dodger97]

Originally posted by doanashk


Well you also think that Paris Hilton is a great singer so your opinion is a little less credible!! :dunno:

You tell him girl...:thumbsup:

[pinoyhero]

YES!!!

[CasperWho]

Originally posted by dodger97


You tell him girl...:thumbsup:


:rofl: GIRL POWER!

[rage2]

Originally posted by doanashk
Well you also think that Paris Hilton is a great singer so your opinion is a little less credible!! :dunno:
Well I told you that you were a great singer and I'm bangin' you... so I just assumed the same trick would work on Paris. :dunno:

[jasonrx-7]

Originally posted by rage2

Well I told you that you were a great singer and I'm bangin' you... so I just assumed the same trick would work on Paris. :dunno:

YES....

:rofl:

[doanashk]

Originally posted by rage2

Well I told you that you were a great singer and I'm bangin' you... so I just assumed the same trick would work on Paris. :dunno:


bangin? ahhhh.... right the pimp hand i forgot..... cause you know you are such a pimp........ SMOOPIE :rofl:

[kerry]

Originally posted by rage2

Well I told you that you were a great singer and I'm bangin' you... so I just assumed the same trick would work on Paris. :dunno:


BHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAA

*gasp*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHHA

*gasp.... pass out*

[EK 2.0]

Originally posted by doanashk
bangin? ahhhh.... right the pimp hand i forgot..... cause you know you are such a pimp........ SMOOPIE :rofl:


SMOOPIE??...bwahahahaha...

[rage2]

Originally posted by EK 2.0
SMOOPIE??...bwahahahaha...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schmoopie

3. schmoopie

A disgustingly cute nickname for one's significant other, featured (perhaps coined) on the Seinfeld episode "The Soup Nazi." Often used in a tongue-in-cheek manner when one desires to imitate those publicly affectionate individuals one dreads encountering in a restaurant.

"You're schmoopie!"
"No, you're schmoopie!"

[b_t]

Originally posted by CasperWho
Britney Giving K-Fed a BJ! (http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=60928)

NSFW!

BJ? that is more like a handjob with the occasional
http://www.boblholt.com/cheese%20grater.jpg'ing

[DepTrotter]

http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=61474


sorry to ruin the fun .. pre pubescent kiddies

but fake!

[$lick_rYz]

So you guys are sayin' K-Fed is Fed-Ex...the guy can't fight either ohhh its gonna be fun watchin' John Cena beat the living shit outta him

[brownchild]

Originally posted by Murphy


That may be true ... but Id still stick my tongue in Britneys ass ... with pleasure. :rofl:

LMFAO:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:. She was pretty hot 4 yrs ago.

[ashee]

Who couldn't see this one coming?
I love how she's saying she's going to fight for custody of the kids, pretty sure it won't be much of a fight and pretty sure that's what he wants anyway.
Props to Kevin though, he's set for life.

[doanashk]

Originally posted by ashee
Who couldn't see this one coming?
I love how she's saying she's going to fight for custody of the kids, pretty sure it won't be much of a fight and pretty sure that's what he wants anyway.
Props to Kevin though, he's set for life.

He's not set for life necessarily...... they had a pretty decent prenup and if she has custody of the kids there's a little thing we like to call child support. The only reason he probably will go for custody is the child support she will have to pay him but I really can't see him winning custody. Plus since he was in debt at the time of marriage and now that his music career has...well....ok his feeble attempt of rapping has bombed horribly he'll be writing more cheques then cashing.

Hopefully she'll get the trashy out of her and we'll see the cute Britney we used to like. She's just an idiot for marrying him in the first place......:thumbsdow

[jasonrx-7]

That pre-nup consisted of:

30k per month for the length of the marriage, as well they have to sell the mansion and split the $$$

Im pretty sure that he is set for a LONG ass time.

[kerry]

K-Fed = genius.

Think about it.

Get's married to teen idol.
Bangs teen idol at her prime.
Basically gets her to fund his piss poor rap career... but she still
does it AND supports him.
Peaces out on Teen idol with half her mansion and 30k/month
they were married.

PLUS if he's got a decent case he has a decent chance at getting
their kids.

[Graham_A_M]

^ If it was all one big plan, cudos to him! I'd do that if I had the chance!

[Anton]

:whocares: This wasn't a marriage, it was a joke.


Originally posted by jasonrx-7
That pre-nup consisted of:

30k per month for the length of the marriage, as well they have to sell the mansion and split the $$$

Im pretty sure that he is set for a LONG ass time.

I think it was:

30k/month for half the time they were married.
Sell the mansion and split it.
All gifts over 10k will be returned to the purchaser so all K-Fed's cars are going back to Britney.

Basically he will blow all his money and go back to the trailer park.

[CasperWho]

http://www.allhiphop.com/CelebImagesTWO/kevinfederline.gif


The divorce between Kevin "K-Fed" Federline and Britney Spears may be nasty, literally. According to reports, K-Fed may have a tape of he and soon-to-be ex-wife Britney Spears having sex. He has allegedly threatened to release the tape unless Spears gives him custody of their two children and pay an undisclosed amount of cash. Last week, Spears filed for divorce and is seeking full custody of their two children, 1-year-old Sean Preston and two month old Jayden James. "At the time the two of them were in the honeymoon stages of the relationship and couldn't keep their hands off each other. They did nothing all day but have sex - and play the odd game of chess," a source told News of the World. The existence of the tape has not been confirmed.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[CasperWho]

Originally posted by ashee
Who couldn't see this one coming?
I love how she's saying she's going to fight for custody of the kids, pretty sure it won't be much of a fight and pretty sure that's what he wants anyway.
Props to Kevin though, he's set for life.

the pictures is gif size,
so you can swap yours with kfed.

[D'z Nutz]

and play the odd game of chess

Shit, that must've taken those two forever to finish without a pop-a-matic bubble.

[DJ Lazy]

Originally posted by D'z Nutz


Shit, that must've taken those two forever to finish without a pop-a-matic bubble.

:rofl: :rofl:

Sex and Chess... who would have guess those two things go together.... Oh wait, they don't! :rofl: Fucked up relationship to begin with.

[CasperWho]

At a Virginia Beach concert, Kevin reportedly flipped the finger and shouted, "F--k Britney."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[cosmo]

hey.. when she was hot, she was smokin!! I dunno about her anymore these days... but she did USED to be hot.. haha