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Ripper
01-03-2007, 02:26 PM
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.

It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.

With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

The moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in your car."

spikerS
01-03-2007, 02:31 PM
i still love this joke....but a :repost: none the less

l8braker
01-03-2007, 02:32 PM
Haha !

harv91
01-03-2007, 03:56 PM
:rofl:
awesome

MPotyondi
01-03-2007, 05:23 PM
Hahah, awesome.

Sharpie
01-03-2007, 05:25 PM
haha good stuff

Whitetiger
01-03-2007, 06:34 PM
Classic heart warming joke. :thumbsup: good :repost:

Zephyr
01-03-2007, 06:52 PM
good classic :thumbsup:

Kaos
01-03-2007, 06:55 PM
New to me and funny as hell!!

shakalaka
01-03-2007, 06:58 PM
Old but still gold!

TeamBestBud
01-03-2007, 07:03 PM
:rofl: :repost: but:whocares:

LuxCars
01-03-2007, 07:10 PM
hahahah, nice

EnRich
01-04-2007, 02:20 PM
loooove it!

LilDrunkenSmurf
01-04-2007, 04:45 PM
Haven't read that one in a while, but it's great... but what if it's -40 out? LOL

crx/gsr
01-04-2007, 04:58 PM
Hahaha thats to funny :clap:

crazydriver
01-06-2007, 01:51 AM
:rofl: :rofl:

Cruz
01-06-2007, 02:25 AM
Reminds me of this one:

Jimmy and Katie get home from a nice evening out and he walks her to her door. He leans her against the wall by the door, kisses her cheek and says, "how about a blowjob?"

She replies: "Are you crazy? We're on the front porch! The neighbors will see!"

Jimmy: "Come on baby, just a little bit. I'm really turned on!"

Katie: "No, not here. It's late and we have school tomorrow!"

Jimmy persists and continues trying to convince her when, after a few seconds, the front door swings open and Katie's 7 year old sister is standing in the doorway.

"Katie, daddy says to just blow the guy and if you don't want to, then mommy can come down and do it, and if that's not good enough then I can do it, and if he's still not satisfied, then daddy will come down and suck Jimmy off himself. But for Christ's sake, please stop leaning on the intercom."

Jackc
01-06-2007, 02:36 AM
hahaha :rofl: :rofl:

toomuchb00st
01-06-2007, 02:37 AM
^^^ OK now thats bitch haha. The original joke posted took me a while to get now that I've gotten it its hard to stop laughing. Haha...:nut: :nut:

TeamBestBud
01-06-2007, 02:41 AM
:rofl: :rofl:

Palmiros
01-06-2007, 03:22 AM
I've read this on here before...
Good joke non-theless.