giving 100%

[rx7girlie]

So you guys may have already read this, but I just saw it today and thought it was funny so, I'm sharing:


This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people
who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone
wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while hard work and knowledge will
get you close, and attitude will get you there, it's the bullshit and ass kissing that
will put you over the top.

[Hamann]

:rofl: Thats Awesome :rofl:

[djayz]

Hah i think ive seen that before but its a good one :thumbsup:

[Toms-SC]

pics of u

[Xamim]

Originally posted by Toms-SC
pics of u

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Very cool though :thumbsup:

[l8braker]

someone has too much time on their hands

[civickid_21]

pretty sweet find. :thumbsup:

[kambo.king]

Pretty funny and interesting somethings could coincidentally line up so nicely

[Police]

Originally posted by Toms-SC
pics of u

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[LilDrunkenSmurf]

S-U-P-E-R-C-A-L-I-F-R-A-G-I-L-I-S-T-I-C-E-X-P-I-A-L-I-D-O-C-I-O-U-S
19+21+16+5+18+3+1+12+9+6+18+1+7+9+12+9+19+20+9+3+5+24+16+9+1+12+9+4+15+3+9+15+21+19 = 382%

[dennisaur]

Originally posted by Toms-SC
pics of u

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[toomuchb00st]

Originally posted by LilDrunkenSmurf
S-U-P-E-R-C-A-L-I-F-R-A-G-I-L-I-S-T-I-C-E-X-P-I-A-L-I-D-O-C-I-O-U-S
19+21+16+5+18+3+1+12+9+6+18+1+7+9+12+9+19+20+9+3+5+24+16+9+1+12+9+4+15+3+9+15+21+19 = 382%

so um how long did that take you?:whocares:

[crazydriver]

^ :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[LilDrunkenSmurf]

copied n pasted from my friends facebook :rofl:

I mean... it took me 30 seconds... :rolleyes:

[Intent_Fire]

What does "Blackmail" equal up to?

[LilDrunkenSmurf]

B + L + A + C + K + M + A + I + L
2 + 12 + 1 + 3 + 11 + 13 + 1 + 9 + 12 = 64

Not too sure, too lazy to double check :rofl:

[Kirbs17]

:rofl:

[KuruptEX]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: awesome find

[-QA-]

Originally posted by toomuchb00st


so um how long did that take you?:whocares:

^^hahaha had a good laugh