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JRSC00LUDE
03-22-2007, 10:44 AM
Subject: Edmonton News


Edmonton, Canada -

A seven year old boy was at the center of an Edmonton courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child
welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Edmonton Oilers,

whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

Mangina
03-22-2007, 10:52 AM
Weak, but the Oilers suck so :thumbsup:

SilverGS
03-22-2007, 11:30 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Couldn't take down Colorado for us.. sigh :goflames:

ken-gsr
03-22-2007, 12:18 PM
lol awesome

kenny
03-22-2007, 12:21 PM
:rofl:

Ahh these Oilers jokes are great, worthy of my Digg :)

snowboard
03-22-2007, 12:23 PM
haha i got that in an email today. i had no clue where it was going, i thought it was good!

l8braker
03-22-2007, 12:27 PM
HAHAHA!!!

They had better fucking shape up and beat the Avs though.