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afrotl
04-20-2007, 04:22 PM
Only in North America

http://www.mytelus.com/ncp_news/article.en.do?pn=regional/british_columbia&articleID=2631137
Shoplifter awarded $12,000 in damages

(CBC) - An admitted shoplifter has been awarded $12,000 for injuries he suffered during an altercation with a security guard and a store manager at a Superstore in B.C.'s Lower Mainland nearly three years ago. Daniel Baines admitted in court that he was trying to steal more than $100 worth of razor blades from the Superstore in Delta in August 2004.
The two employees grabbed him by the arm as he tried to leave the store. Baines tried to pull away, and the three men began to struggle.
All three ended up stumbling down the stairs, and Baines got kicked and punched during the altercation that led to his arrest.
He lost a tooth, and said he can no longer chew properly or speak properly.
Baines sued the store, claiming the use of force against him was not justified.
The store's lawyer argued that Baines was the author of his own misfortune; that when he stole the razors he should have expected to get stopped, and that Baines shouldn't have resisted when the security guard grabbed him.
In the end, B.C. Supreme Court Justice William Ehrcke ruled Baines did not deserve to be kicked or punched, and assessed damages at $15,000.
But he also decided that Baines was partly at fault, assessing his responsibility for his injuries at 20 per cent, reducing the award by $3,000.

ercchry
04-20-2007, 04:23 PM
no this is how you make easy money, 2 for 1 cars!!

http://www.stuffed.co.nz/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=265&Itemid=29

eb0i
04-20-2007, 04:27 PM
12 grand in three years doesn't seem like easy money to me:dunno:

Isaiah
04-20-2007, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by ercchry
no this is how you make easy money, 2 for 1 cars!!

http://www.stuffed.co.nz/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=265&Itemid=29
I call :bullshit:

afrotl
04-20-2007, 04:28 PM
^ha ha damn that is what you call "Today was a good day"

ercchry
04-20-2007, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by Isaiah

I call :bullshit:

well then give them a call then, fuck who cares if it is or not, you are such a fucking downer

Altezza
04-20-2007, 04:35 PM
$12k...deduct 38% for contingency. For good measure, deduct a few more percentage points for other legal related costs. Then deduct $2k for dental fees. In the end, doesn't seem all that worth it to me. :confused:

clem24
04-20-2007, 04:49 PM
double post.

clem24
04-20-2007, 04:52 PM
I think I'd rather have my original front tooth and enjoy eating for the rest of my life over $12k.

And ya, Porsche story is not true. I don't think anyone at Porsche would be dumb enough to hire a manager that actually talks the way he was quoted in the article.

http://www.snopes.com/business/deals/porsche.asp

signature7
04-20-2007, 05:17 PM
yeah the legal fees would be pretty high, what a low class bastard tho..fuck razor blades are expensive tho haha

GTS Jeff
04-20-2007, 06:07 PM
There are so many powertripping douchebag security guards out there.

Isaiah
04-20-2007, 08:41 PM
Originally posted by ercchry


well then give them a call then, fuck who cares if it is or not, you are such a fucking downer

:confused: Woah, chill your bones down big guy. Just doesn't seem like a reputable news source, that's all.

dave5473
04-20-2007, 09:07 PM
Originally posted by Altezza
$12k...deduct 38% for contingency. For good measure, deduct a few more percentage points for other legal related costs. Then deduct $2k for dental fees. In the end, doesn't seem all that worth it to me. :confused:

I busted my front tooth out at work and workers comp is getting a bill for $6500 to replace it so i dont think he will come out to far ahead. Unless he decides to keep a gap i guess.

Police
04-20-2007, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by eb0i
12 grand in three years doesn't seem like easy money to me:dunno:

frozenrice
04-21-2007, 03:47 PM
Go figure. Commit a crime, get hurt while getting caught and win lawsuit? :dunno:
WTF is wrong with this picture? Things like this really piss me off. :banghead: