PDA

View Full Version : Careful when you get married



Mckenzie
06-09-2003, 07:23 AM
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,and we decided to get married. My parents helped us in very way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a Dream! There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be.

She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel uncomfortable. One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. So I went.

She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I got married and committed my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once.

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't
say a word.

So, she said, "I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are
up for it, just come and get me."

I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door. I opened it, and stepped out of the house.

Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, "we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

Moral of the story:



















Always keep your condoms in the car.:tongue:

mwmhong
06-09-2003, 07:40 AM
Originally posted by Mckenzie

Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, "we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."


I don't get this part. :confused:
Supposedly he's marrying the daughter but banging the mother?

DUBBED
06-09-2003, 09:30 AM
they were testing him...

to see if he would cheat on their daughter...

if he leaves the house then he wont...

the mom is just leading him on

tommy1223
06-09-2003, 09:36 AM
("Always keep your condoms in the car." quote)

HAHAHA!!! he was about to bang her too...AHAHAH

LUDELVR
06-09-2003, 09:43 AM
I've read this in an email before!!

§é××ïé
06-09-2003, 10:46 AM
:rofl: that's awesome

D'z Nutz
06-09-2003, 10:59 AM
Originally posted by LUDELVR
I've read this in an email before!!

You've also posted it here before as well! Hahaha!!

redec
06-09-2003, 11:04 AM
so very very old

calarina
06-09-2003, 02:35 PM
Did anyone hear this joke on Vibe this morning?

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
You marry her.

Haha, anyway...:D

LUDELVR
06-09-2003, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by D'z Nutz


You've also posted it here before as well! Hahaha!!

:confused: :confused: Yes..............yes I did.......

hahahahaha:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: No wonder it looked so familiar!! Damn alcohol!! Making me lose.....cells...in brain. :nut: :nut:

anyway, thanks for the reminder!! haha:thumbsup:

Zephyr
06-09-2003, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by D'z Nutz


You've also posted it here before as well! Hahaha!!

yea i was gonna say didn't ludelvr post this already..

Redlyne_mr2
06-09-2003, 06:41 PM
Originally posted by Zephyr


yea i was gonna say didn't ludelvr post this already..
Hehe yeah I think you were a Newbie Zephyr when he posted this

Zephyr
06-09-2003, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by Redlyne_mr2

Hehe yeah I think you were a Newbie Zephyr when he posted this

http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4945&highlight=married

its in that thread..... newbie.. uh maybe i dunno it was late october...