When the term "All show" falls short

[Graham_A_M]

This was at a car show recently, I just had to throw this up here, its good for a laugh:rofl: :nut:
1 YES its still front wheel drive
2 YES its still an automatic
3 YES it still has the stock headunit
4 YES he did win a trophy
5 NO the nitrious is not hooked up





http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/7013/ultimaterice1rg2.jpg

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/4480/ultimaterice2pc6.jpg

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/9725/ultimaterice3br5.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3/bcramer915/PRO-TOY155.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3/bcramer915/0618061751.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3/bcramer915/PRO-TOY133.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3/bcramer915/0618061751a.jpg

And the pic we've all been waiting for.....

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3/bcramer915/PRO-TOY099K.jpg

[Xamim]

:nut: Looks like his exhaust is just a pipe, cux you can see the chocks through it hahah

[dj_rice]

:cry: :nut: :barf:


And wow Pyle subwoofers....:rofl: :rofl:

[JordanLotoski]

hahahah...only in america folks

[FiveFreshFish]

Easy to narrow a rear end when there's no diff. :rofl:


BTW, what trophy did it win?

[shakalaka]

OMG! I literally rather walk then get caught driving that. Bloody hell!

[BoS_DC2]

Originally posted by FiveFreshFish
Easy to narrow a rear end when there's no diff. :rofl:


BTW, what trophy did it win?

Most intimidating car voted by viewers.

[97'Scort]

It's like he went and bought every bolt on product he could find, then went to insane lengths to make it look like he actually did...well...ANYTHING. So much effort for absolutely nothing! You'd think for the time he put into this piece he could do something PRODUCTIVE with his time!

This is a perfect reason for vigilante justice, because it is a crime to do that to any car.

[GenerationX]

ROFL what a piece of shit :rofl:

[bignerd]

I didn't know Delaware was the first state?

[reiRei]

wow, that actually hurt to look at...

[pinoyhero]

Yes ... NINJA

[LilDrunkenSmurf]

... omgwtfbbq?

[civic_stylez]

the only reason i would have ginen him a trophy was for the ninja licence plate.. that is baller!!!:bigpimp:

[Ekliptix]

C'mon guys, you have to appreciate the time, money, and effort it took to make that.

[crazedmodder]

Originally posted by Xamim
:nut: Looks like his exhaust is just a pipe, cux you can see the chocks through it hahah

:rofl: Nice spot, I wouldn't have noticed that.

So is this thing for real? Holy rice batman.

[tictactoe2004]

That is one of the gayest things i've ever seen...
speechless...

[jdm_eg6]

**160hp DOHC
**RWD fake conversion
**drag slicks
**4 link suspension and drive train
**4x4 suspension
**FNOS (fake nos)
**Vented hood
**rear wing to reduce the already non existant traction in the front
**useless parachute (unless it falls off a building which then its still usless because no one would want to save it)
** Aparently Free flowing headers because the Exhaust mufflers dont actually ever touch exhaust fumes



quarter mile time: over 30 seconds, car cant get ANY traction and weighs the same as a Tiger tank.

[sneek]

:P At least a Tiger Tank is Porsche design. That think doesn't have any design.

[bignerd]

Originally posted by civic_stylez
the only reason i would have ginen him a trophy was for the ninja licence plate.. that is baller!!!:bigpimp:

More like Beverly Hills Ninja maybe...

[em2ab]

Those aren't slicks, they have tread on them.

[jdm_eg6]

^ i think thats the least we need to worry about. hahaha

[GC84ever]

I would like to see that thing do the 1/4 mile and see how much slower it is with those massive heavy tires?

I bet that thing is slower than either a chevette or a Ford Tempo.

I'm not a fabricator or a mechanic by any means, but that rear suspension does look impressive. Too bad it's useless.

[adidas]

Originally posted by bignerd


More like Beverly Hills Ninja maybe...

Speaking of which, its on channel 20 right now! lol

[barbarian]

Is that Duct tape on the rear tire tread?

[stevo 27]

that is a disgrace so much money to waste also

[Graham_A_M]

Originally posted by barbarian
Is that Duct tape on the rear tire tread?

I think its just the tire info sticker that tires come with when their new, as I dont think he took that 1/4 mile beast out to play yet :thumbsup:

EDIT: actually I just noticed this but you can see the coil over spring THROUGH the exhaust, if you look into the left (drivers side) one, frickin' hilarious! :rofl: :rofl:

[EK 2.0]

Originally posted by Ekliptix
C'mon guys, you have to appreciate the time, money, and effort it took to make that.


I know all these haterz. Slap an ITR shift boot onto their whips and call their cars JDM...at least Celica Boy there did some fabbing...

[l8braker]

Man, all you can do is shake your head :dunno: :dunno:

[stevo 27]

yes did fabbing but all that work for useless non functional garbage
if he didnt spend all that money on crap he could put a sbc /th350 and 12 bolt rear end and actully have a decent car

[jonnycat]

What a dumb fucking way to piss away money. He could have at least wiped his ass with it, rolled cigars with it etc. anything would have been a better idea

[KRyn]

:eek: I wonder if the owner of that car actually thinks that is hawt. That car is a mobile shit heep.

[eb0i]

I never knew that fwd vehicles could do wheelies :nut:

[BlueFrenzy]

Uhhh ... I guess I like the "Fast and Furious" sticker that he has on one window ... that's about it.

It's like 1970 meets Fast and the Furious