Never lend car to someone not feeling well

[kenny]

"My friend and I went biking, on the way back to the car, he tells me his stomach is in knots and he has to use the bathroom. The next port-a-potty was miles behind us and my house was closer than the port-a-potty so we hurry to the car which is like 1 mile away now. I tell him to just shit in the woods, but the trail is pretty open and people pass all the time, not to mention cars and the park police. I give him my car keys and tell him to just haul ass to my car and drive to my house and go to the bathroom. I tell him I'll just bike home if he can't come pick me up.
Soooo...he goes off, and I'm still biking. And now my body is killing me cause i'm going up hills on the cement, when i'm use to dirt. I get home and my car door is wide open front door open too. I guess he had to go bad


I walk up to my car, and I see this
i don't know if i can post the pics so i just linked...it's disgusting

pics below


How in the world did this happen!!
he told me he had to remove his shorts cause the shit was hot and it was A LOT of it. He started to cry a bit cause of embarassment, but I couldn't stop laughing

So i tell him to go take a shower and i give him some clothes and he comes back out to clean the poo the best he could. And he just went to go get my car detailed/shampooed

I didn't know whether to or but either way I thought I had to snap pics for OT....this is the most unbelievable thing ever.

what a day"


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[topmade]

POO-OWNED
:rofl: :rofl:

[ricosuave]

damn dude!

this should be in ask leo!

ahahahaha

[topher91]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I know the feeling! :banghead: But I've never done that....

:barf:

[Gurpy]

ROTFLMAO!!! Oh man, I havent laughed that hard in a long time.

[nagooro]

thats pretty uhhh :barf: :barf:

[KRyn]

HOLY SHIT!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ga16i]

sooo.... he was running around w/ no pants on for a while?? (went through front door) were there other people home at the time?
Looks like the poo got flung a lil' bit, how hot can shit possibly get?? hahahha :rofl:

[ga16i]

oh... and CORN FTMFW!!!!

[JRSC00LUDE]

Haha, I laughed so hard I shit myself! Pics to follow! :rofl: :rofl:

[kenny]

Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE
Haha, I laughed so hard I shit myself! Pics to follow! :rofl: :rofl:

hahah, so gross but yet so funny if that were to happen.

[MintRacer]

that's unbelieveable.. I would have chundered right all over the seats if I saw taht...

[avow]

next week: "FS: two like new recently shampooed oem honda seats"
sucks to be the detail shop. and how the heck did he drive it down there? ahahahah.
i am so grosed out right now, but at the same time laughing so damn hard :rofl:

[PINOY-X]

AHAHAHAHAH that is hilarious wow i cant stop laughing better get some covers for that sit! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[GenerationX]

HAHAHA.
omfg
i cant stop laughing.

[Graham_A_M]

Originally posted by KRyn
HOLY SHIT!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Meh, looks like the plain old garden variety to me:dunno:

(jokes):hitit:

[dj_rice]

Damn kenny...this is a thread I should be posted...good find :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[lilmira]

Wow, jdm heated seat.

[JRSC00LUDE]

I think the thread should have been titled "Never lend car to monkey, feces flinging will surely ensue!"

[DepTrotter]

i http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f74/pinktaco6/puke.jpg d

[jdm_eg6]

omfg! i would get my friend to buy me a new seat!!! holy crap... literally thats disgusting.

[PINOY-X]

ahahah u can see parts of what he ate ! ... good thing it didnt get the tought spots to clean .. like corners or cracks haha

[shakalaka]

Bloody hell that's disgusting!

[dj_rice]

The thing I find intriguing is, notice the poo formations on the foot area are in mounds, whereas on the seat its smeared.......the whole scat scene looks very planted...:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SilverRex]

Originally posted by KRyn
HOLY SHIT!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

no shit, err I mean yes there is shit.

[spike98]

Bwhahahahhaha i was having a very bad day here at work till i saw this....even the hot secretary couldn't put a smile on my face but knowing this guy shit his pants and all over some dudes car is exactly what i needed.....poooriceless!

[CK4500]

That's the shit!

[Palmiros]

LOL. That aint good. My qustion is HOW did the CRAP get near the pedals? (which is right under the wheel?)
unless it squirted..?

[Dooms_Bane]

i'm guessing when he pooped his pants. and it was too hot... it spilled out of his pants onto the floor mats hahaha
poor guy
is he ok? does he have second degree burns on his ass?

[EK 2.0]

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!...


*off to see if CivicDXR will lend me his Tacoma...*

[Darkane]

lol, that's not that bad. Good excuse for some JDM recaro's :D

[DUNDEM]

That's fucking Nasty! We don't get down like that in Miami. And that shit is in no way funny...lol. That mofo shitty walked through your house like that too. I would have been throughly vexed. That will never be cleaned. That seat must be removed and mats. That mofo gonna forever have fucking DNA in your ride.....lol. :confused: :thumbsdow :bullshit: :whocares: :werd:

[Cypresskilla]

You couldn't pay to drive that car now. It's fckin ruined!!!!! LOL good thing it's only a civic:poosie:

[max_boost]

haha OMG

When you have to go, you just have to go. I once saw this car parked the wrong way on a one way back road, I look to the side, some guy is squatting, pretty funny as there was over 10 cars slowing down wonder WTF is going on haha

[A3GTiVR6SC]

:rofl: :barf: :rofl: :barf:

[Dj_Stylz]

hahha:rofl: :rofl:

[ProjectR]

that's so gross....is that corn i see? hahahhaha :barf:

[Dj_Stylz]

wtf why you looking into it :barf:

[z2two]

LMFAO this made my day

[djayz]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: thats nasty...even a detail wont get rid of that...specially now you have pictures as memories

[SCHIDER23]

:barf: :barf: but funny as hell if it's not your car if it was me I probably be really pissed :poosie:

[Dayclone]

We'll I wouldn't of been laughing thats for sure I woulda been F***IN pissed... probably knocked him out and shoved his face into that crap. Oh well nice job.

[Supa Dexta]

Originally posted by jdm_eg6
omfg! i would get my friend to buy me a new seat!!! holy crap..

screw that, he just bought the whole car... :guns:

[Newmz]

lol i feel bad for you, just think you have to sit in that seat every single time you drive from then on ahahha
sorry man
that sucks:dunno:

[civickid_21]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: This is the best thread ever.