Best/Funniest/Classic Beyond threads.

[Hakkola]

I did a search, and rather than bump a 4 y/o thread with pretty much nothing on it, I figured I would start a new one.

What do you guys think were the best threads? Add a link if you can please.

Some of my favorites.
Red Lobster - Uppercut
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?threadid=79075

Pants down at the urinals FTW?
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?threadid=174023

Power Wheelchair Lady... In traffic
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?threadid=36556

Bucket for Sale
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=50567&highlight=bucket+for+sale

I had another thread in mind, and now I can't remember what it was, it is driving me nuts!

[ca18det240sx]

I LOL'd for the one about people who dont know how to correctly use bathrooms.

[schocker]

I have to say i do miss the power wheelchair lady:rofl:
and the bucket thread was just a great idea

[ca18det240sx]

LOL people pissing with their pants around their ankles FTMFW.

[Hakkola]

Funny...

Newbie Owned (Zephyr is not a girl)
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=92978

Leo's Golden Years
http://forums.beyond.ca/st/27418/leos-golden-years-/

[jibber]

Ah, power wheelchair lady.

I was in University when that thread was going on. Good times. Remember it like it was yesterday.

[misterrick]

when i first saw the bucket one i laughed real hard. maybe if i posted a few buckets in my FS threads......

[Hakkola]

HAHAHA, found it!

Funniest thing to happen while working out
http://forums.beyond.ca/st/133321/funniest-thing-to-happen-while-working-out-


Originally posted by V6-BoI
Well this story is more along the lines of gross than funny, but I one time in the change room I saw some guy standing in front of the mirror naked, using the hair dryer to dry his coin purse


Originally posted by lint


2. (actually happened to a friend of mine) Knelt down to tie his shoe lace, Two nekked jocks standing around talking. One guy turned and schlonged my buddy in the head. "Sorry, didn't see you there"

[BerserkerCatSplat]

Yeah, after that thread, "Schlonged" is still one of my favorite words.

But, really, the Power Wheelchair Lady thread always tops my list.

[canadianskyline]

Calgary KAT and LudeGirl have to be the top 2.....:rofl: :rofl:

[nismodrifter]

hakkola: Good idea for a thread so all the n00bs can see what happened back in the days when the OG's roamed Beyond. Maybe should put a title on each of the links so it's easy to know what they are.

Power Wheelchair thread FTW, definately a classic, Beyond members stopping to take a picture whenenver they see her is just hilarious.


Originally posted by $uPeRrlcE()()()
I proceded to uppercut him as a reaction, and now am being sued, because he happened to have stumbled into the table behind him (they were drinking hot soup, as he claims).

^ :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Gondi Stylez]

Good God! Power Wheelchair Lady was the best thread back in the OG days! :rofl: :rofl:

[ecstasy_civic]

Wow, the memories lol

Old beyond was great, you could actually keep up with the posts lol

[kaishen]

was there one thread whereby this person bought a indoor swimming pool and return it back to the store because the online store din deliver his pet penguin...haha that was funny

[Mixalot27]

Originally posted by Gondi Stylez
Good God! Power Wheelchair Lady was the best thread back in the OG days! :rofl: :rofl:

Haha I think I saw her today. She was rolling along in her chair near the Safeway/Blockbuster/A&W in Shawnessy. I was so sad that I forgot my phone cause I really wanted to get a pic. This was the first time I have ever seen her in person. As soon as I saw her I thought about beyond.


:rofl:

[ken-gsr]

haha i used to work in the McDonalds at the Shawnessy Wal-mart. Power wheel chair lady always used to come in. What a bag lol.


Sorry off topic - also one of my favorite threads.

[v2kai]

schlonged in the head still gives the best mental image:rofl: schlonged in the head FTW:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: sorry didnt see you there :rofl: :rofl:

[Toms-SC]

I had some good ones in Ask Leo. So good they were locked and deleted. :rofl:

[arian_ma]

http://forums.beyond.ca/st/186429/bump/

:rofl: :rofl:

Just made too! So fresh!

[Gondi Stylez]

Originally posted by v2kai
schlonged in the head still gives the best mental image:rofl: schlonged in the head FTW:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: sorry didnt see you there :rofl: :rofl:

Haha yea that was great! was my sig for a bit too! :rofl: :rofl:

[Eleanor]

Originally posted by arian_ma
http://forums.beyond.ca/st/186429/bump/

:rofl: :rofl:

Just made too! So fresh!

Link bunk.

Silver RSX and Ashee?

[signature7]

FCUK Story about importing his MR2, reading that with all the suspense made work go by like nothing

[Maddog55]

Originally posted by Eleanor


Link bunk.

Silver RSX and Ashee?

Silver RSX with over half a million views gets my vote...then again I'm partial to it. ;)

[Skyline_Addict]

this thread makes me feel old... good times though.

[Hakkola]

Guys, when you say what thread kicks ass provide links if you can. :)

[Canmorite]

Silver RSX hit & run...

http://forums.beyond.ca/st/168264/silver-acura-rsx-involved-in-hit-and-run-please-lookout-pics-added/

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard :rofl:

[Kona9]

In no particular order:

Teh Val
RSX hit and run
Power Wheel Chair Lady
FCUK MR2 Import

Alot will not remember this but hopefully most will. I will always laugh at the Thread where GTS Jeff posted the letters he had to write his teacher, and on a seperate incident the kid he beat up on the bus.

GTS JEFF if you read this could you re-post those letters for old times sake?

[Fcuk]

I love the photoshops of that girl kicking hahaha :love:

oh, the bucket was good times too :)

[Euro_Trash]

Originally posted by Fcuk
I love the photoshops of that girl kicking hahaha :love:



Has the link to this one been posted? I remember that thread and would love to read it again this morning haha

[Fcuk]

I don't think so :(

tried to find it but i failed.

[arian_ma]

Anyone post this one?

"WHY WAS 2BLUE BANNED? :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: "

http://forums.beyond.ca/st/179425/2blue-is-banned-for-what/

[Eleanor]

^bwah ha ha, that was a good one.

[V6-BoI]

Originally posted by Fcuk
I love the photoshops of that girl kicking hahaha :love:

oh, the bucket was good times too :)

eh? you talking about this picture?
http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t163/ponchik_2007/1.jpg

Cuz this photoshop was the funniest I've seen in a while :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[nismodrifter]

Originally posted by Kona9
Alot will not remember this but hopefully most will. I will always laugh at the Thread where GTS Jeff posted the letters he had to write his teacher, and on a seperate incident the kid he beat up on the bus.

GTS JEFF if you read this could you re-post those letters for old times sake?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh my god, that is old shit, I can't remember wtf the thread was called, I do however remember almost dying from laughing after reading them.

[Kona9]

Originally posted by nismodrifter


Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh my god, that is old shit, I can't remember wtf the thread was called, I do however remember almost dying from laughing after reading them.

I seriously want to read them again. Chime in Jeff!!

[GTS Jeff]

Originally posted by Kona9


I seriously want to read them again. Chime in Jeff!! Oh man, they're at home on my desktop, I can't post em from here!

[Hakkola]

I tried to find "Food for Bums" since we can't find the apology letter , but didn't get what I was looking for.

When we find these we need a classic threads forum or this needs to be stickied.

[Zephyr]

rofl beyond classics

[CalgaryB5]

Here is an update on PWLOT - Aug 15, 2007

http://www3.telus.net/public/manhing/pwl/s8.jpg

A co-worker saw her stopped by a CPS on the same day around lunch hour.

[BerserkerCatSplat]

Originally posted by Hakkola
I tried to find "Food for Bums" since we can't find the apology letter , but didn't get what I was looking for.

When we find these we need a classic threads forum or this needs to be stickied.

Part 1:
http://forums.beyond.ca/st/94775/do-your-part-donate-food/

Part 2:
http://forums.beyond.ca/st/95305/food-for-bums-part-2/

[Gondi Stylez]

Originally posted by nismodrifter


Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh my god, that is old shit, I can't remember wtf the thread was called, I do however remember almost dying from laughing after reading them.



Originally posted by GTS Jeff
Oh man, they're at home on my desktop, I can't post em from here!

Haha that shit was hilarious! The math teacher one was the greatest!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Kona9]

Originally posted by GTS Jeff
Oh man, they're at home on my desktop, I can't post em from here!

I will have patience Jeff! I'm serious about wanting to see them again. :rofl:

[avow]

anyone have a link to the original ludegirl thread? i cant seem to find it lol.

[GTS Jeff]

Originally posted by Kona9


I will have patience Jeff! I'm serious about wanting to see them again. :rofl:

Alright alright, here you go:

http://forums.beyond.ca/st/34582/best-essay-of-the-year/

[Kona9]

Originally posted by GTS Jeff


Alright alright, here you go:

http://forums.beyond.ca/st/34582/best-essay-of-the-year/


:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: Thank you! :rofl:

[4wheeldrift]

LOL i apparently missed all the good shit during my 3 year or so hiatus from the board. I'm sure my neighbours think I'm insane because I'm just howling with laughter now :rofl:

[Ekliptix]

The one with that teenage BMW owner tinting his front window and most people giving him shit about it, but some fellow BMW sackriders defending him.

Jeff that 3rd letter is hilarious

That way she would not run red lights and the risk of crashing is more petite

[BerserkerCatSplat]

Fuck, Jeff, that one to the kid on the bus is pure gold. :rofl:

[GTS Jeff]

Originally posted by Ekliptix
The one with that teenage BMW owner tinting his front window and most people giving him shit about it, but some fellow BMW sackriders defending him.

Jeff that 3rd letter is hilarious
haha yeah half of it doesn't even make sense. But, yeah that's what I did as highschooler...while everyone else was busy getting stoned and shit, I wrote dumb apology letters.

[ken-gsr]

Originally posted by GTS Jeff


Alright alright, here you go:

http://forums.beyond.ca/st/34582/best-essay-of-the-year/

holy shit! I don't know if I have ever laughed that hard hahaha

[Spoons]

Perhaps a shade could be put up to prevent Marlene the Bus Driver from looking into the back and being distracted by random acts of violence. That way she would not run red lights and the risk of crashing is more petite.

I literally almost pissed myself. Like in elementary I had my own personal seat in the office, but getting in trouble and then be a smart ass about it... GOLD!

[msommers]

Jeff my man, those letters are all too funny. I almost wished I got in more shit in high school just to be able to create something so witty and sarcastic. Just like my Grandpa said "It's always better to be thought of as a smartass than a dumbass" :thumbsup:

[Eleanor]

Sorry had to bump this back up, too much good shit in here. And GTS_Jeff, you are my fucking hero with those letters.

[Hakkola]

Bucket sale and Zephyr is not a girl, had to bump this..
Does anybody have Jeff's letters?

[jibber]

By far, the thread that has made me laugh the most on beyond is:

HA GUYS!

http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?threadid=192603


I guarantee you will like it man , if not, come back and kiss my As!!!

:rofl:

[baygirl]

This one isn't even that old:
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=290895&perpage=20&highlight=&pagenumber=1

And I was trying to find the thread about the chick who wanted a positive pregnancy test to fool her boyfriend....

[rob the knob]

Originally posted by baygirl
This one isn't even that old:
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=290895&perpage=20&highlight=&pagenumber=1

And I was trying to find the thread about the chick who wanted a positive pregnancy test to fool her boyfriend.... http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=284547

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