My Skyline Has Vtec!!!!! Omfg

[GGTTSS-44]

So I was driving around edgemont today, I noticed my skyline sounded like a vacume cleaner above 5500 rpm, I thought wtf??

So, I decided to pop my hood, as to my suprize, I HAVE VTEC!!!! CHECK OUT THE PICS TO PROVE IT:eek:



http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y289/george_palmer101/DSC_0806.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y289/george_palmer101/DSC_0807.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y289/george_palmer101/DSC_0808.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y289/george_palmer101/DSC_0809.jpg





Now call me a newbie but I'm almost 100% positive skylines don't come with VTEC, as I was quite confused
I decided to bust out the skyline manual * written in japanese * for further investigation!. After spending 24 hours prior watching * how to learn Japanese in 24 hours on www.youtube.com * I was able to read the manual and found out there was a computer mounted under the passenger seat to tune the VTEC to get more power.



Here are the pictures of me tuning the VTEC for added power in my skyline!!



http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y289/george_palmer101/DSC_0814.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y289/george_palmer101/DSC_0815.jpg

[danlowteg]

you need to get a job

[dj_rice]

:zzz:

[Stephen81]

It's a mat....with a bunch of..CONCLUSIONS...that you can jump to.

[BerserkerCatSplat]

Hahaha, WTF? :rofl:

[1-Bar]

:whocares: :drama:

[Proyecto2000]

is it a wireless system? cuz u aint plugged in :poosie:

[Mr. Burns]

Originally posted by danlowteg
you need to get a life/sense of humor

Fixed.

[Spoons]

This is gay...

GGGGGAAAAAAAAYYYYYyy :nut:

[Datsun-Fever]

Hahaha slick! that must be the new stand-alone Vtech ECU

[TomcoPDR]

Man, is this what my paintless dent posts sound like. :confused: :( :burnout:

[85regal]

you are so gay...and you bought a poor man's skyline

[toomuchb00st]

your a loser hahahah

[SilverBoost]

It might be funny if VTEC were something to be proud of having to begin with.

[403Gemini]

It made me laugh :thumbsup:

[racin_jayson]

lol ?










































:whocares:

[ryanallan]

lol omg

good one

[Annoyingrob]

Originally posted by 85regal
you are so gay...you bought a skyline
Haha.

[Sorath]

wow ur a disgrace to skyline owners

[EK 2.0]

Originally posted by Sorath

wow ur a disgrace to skyline owners



Oh, is that so...



no wait, too easy.

[The Cosworth]

hahaha I thought that was pretty funny.

:thumbsup:

[Sharpie]

Originally posted by Sorath
wow ur a disgrace to skyline owners



Originally posted by EK 2.0




Oh, is that so...



no wait, too easy.


:rofl:

But this thread got me laughing so i give it a :thumbsup:

[Destinova403]

dude... how much extra HP do you get once you hit v-tec

[GGTTSS-44]

75 WHP

[rmk]

:rofl:

[adidas]

RHD FTL

[SilverBoost]

Originally posted by Destinova403
dude... how much extra HP do you get once you hit v-tec

I don't know this guy's, but I was in with this friend of mine once and he hit VTEC and well to put it simply, I still have a pending lawsuit for the whiplash I suffered.

[T-Dubbs]

Originally posted by stephen_haxton
It's a mat....with a bunch of..CONCLUSIONS...that you can jump to.
BUHAHAH:rofl:

[GGTTSS-44]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y289/george_palmer101/vindieselvtec.jpg

[icecreamvan]

Originally posted by GGTTSS-44



http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y289/george_palmer101/DSC_0809.jpg



Is that poop stain on your thumb?

...George Palmer? :rofl:

[misterrick]

Originally posted by 85regal
you are so gay...and you bought a poor man's skyline


hahah true

[pattyt]

thank you, youve successfully ruined skylines for me :goflames:

[GGTTSS-44]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y289/george_palmer101/untitled.jpg

[GGTTSS-44]

I did some research, and found out this is a one of a kind skyline!
So I patented the VTEC idea, and sold it to Jeep for ........ 1 million dollars :burnout:

Now they started a complete line up of VTEC powered jeeps,
let the road racing begin!!


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y289/george_palmer101/DSC_0810.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y289/george_palmer101/DSC_0811.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y289/george_palmer101/DSC_0812.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y289/george_palmer101/DSC_0813.jpg

[danlowteg]

X2 you really need to get a job

[toomuchb00st]

Originally posted by GGTTSS-44
I did some research, and found out this is a one of a kind skyline!
So I patented the VTEC idea, and sold it to Jeep for ........ 1 million dollars :burnout:

Now they started a complete line up of VTEC powered jeeps,
let the road racing begin!!


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y289/george_palmer101/DSC_0810.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y289/george_palmer101/DSC_0811.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y289/george_palmer101/DSC_0812.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y289/george_palmer101/DSC_0813.jpg


You are now the biggest loser that has ever registered to be a member of this forum. Congradulations..loser.:thumbsdow

[canadianskyline]

Holy shit dude. You're retarded...... Like mind boggling......

You know what would be super funny....if you put it in a honda with vtec and then took pictures and said you had double vtec. That'd be a fucking riot..... :rolleyes:

[LiquidSilver]

hahahahah true

[4doorj]

booooooooooooooooooooooooo
sorry this joke was whack.....
is it suppose to be funny??? :dunno:

[Biga Ramrod]

HAHAHA. :thumbsup:, worth a good laugh. I like the Vin Diesel pic.

[TomcoPDR]

You going to add the Vtech product lines to bikes as well?

[Cooked Rice]

:barf:

[IRL]

Apart from being a retard and having the worst running "joke" on beyond....wtf is up with the thumbs up pics....

[Intensity]

we're not laughing with u
we're laughing AT you

[TegLover]

wow this has got to be the lamest attempt to try to fit in...we know you got beat up a lot when you were a child, as well as by your parents. Face it that no one loves you because you are an ugly nerd. I know the internet is all you got but even the internet is disowning you now, what are you going to do now? cut your wrist maybe? or get a career at fast food chains? you geeky fuck.:guns:

[funkedelic]

haha holy fuck leave the kid alone, your basically telling him to go kill himself and that nobody loves him because he has lame ass jokes

:cry:

[Dj_Stylz]

I thought it was somewhat funny. But seriously do you have a job or anything better to do ?:thumbsup:

[ZorroAMG]

Idiot.

You are the complete OPPOSITE of funny.


PS Toomuchboost is ALSO an idiot for trying to insult while spelling congratulations wrong.

You two should hold hands.

[arian_ma]

"How 'bout NOOOOO."

http://writingcompany.blogs.com/this_isnt_writing_its_typ/images/dr_evil.jpg

[canadianskyline]

Originally posted by TegLover
wow this has got to be the lamest attempt to try to fit in...we know you got beat up a lot when you were a child, as well as by your parents. Face it that no one loves you because you are an ugly nerd. I know the internet is all you got but even the internet is disowning you now, what are you going to do now? cut your wrist maybe? or get a career at fast food chains? you geeky fuck.:guns:

Lol, that was lame man.....seriously.....:thumbsdow

[TNation]

Originally posted by canadianskyline


Lol, that was lame man.....seriously.....:thumbsdow

agreed

[A790]

So much hate in this thread. Heaven forbid someone try to have some fun around here.

You can always count on the Beyond hate committee to come act like a bunch of cocks for no reason. :clap:

[Kobe]

HAHAHAHAH is this really george Palmer?

[jbabante]

www.calgaryonlinedating.ca

[Dooms_Bane]

lol hilarious

[icecreamvan]

Originally posted by Kobe
HAHAHAHAH is this really george Palmer?

According to the links to the photos he is :rofl: :rofl:

[stevo 27]

gave me a good laugh :)

[GGTTSS-44]

I've had the skyline for 6 months now, so I didn't just buy it.
Glad some people accept and cherish the amusement of this thread.

[funkedelic]

cherish!? :rofl:

[P-Bike12]

this man is a disgrace too all of mankind. wow. eat my shit you are not at all v-tec. and your skyline looks like something you bought from my ass.

[Biga Ramrod]

Originally posted by A790
So much hate in this thread. Heaven forbid someone try to have some fun around here.

You can always count on the Beyond hate committee to come act like a bunch of cocks for no reason. :clap:

My thoughts exactly :( , some people just need to take a chill pill and relax.

[A790]

Originally posted by P-Bike12
this man is a disgrace too all of mankind. wow. eat my shit you are not at all v-tec. and your skyline looks like something you bought from my ass.

Here is an example of someone who probably failed high school and is hence taking his aggression out on the world.

You go buddy :thumbsup:

[TNation]

Originally posted by P-Bike12
this man is a disgrace too all of mankind. wow. eat my shit you are not at all v-tec. and your skyline looks like something you bought from my ass.

shut the fuck up you 92 Shitvic

[P-Bike12]

its like a big party in here. only everyones invited. haha nice.
it was my buddy raping it. he hates skylines. they are just too common now adays. anyone agree ?

[LilDrunkenSmurf]

And civics aren't common? Get a life, it was a joke, didn't find it funny? Don't comment. I got a chuckle out of it, not really anything noteworthy.

[Kobe]

Originally posted by icecreamvan


According to the links to the photos he is :rofl: :rofl:

This kid has been banned from Beyond about 5 times, and back in the ABCAR days he was banned daily..

:rofl: :rofl:
I remember he destroyed his 92? prelude.

[A790]

Originally posted by P-Bike12
its like a big party in here. only everyones invited. haha nice.
it was my buddy raping it. he hates skylines. they are just too common now adays. anyone agree ?

Skylines are as common as any other sport compact. Who cares? There are 128234871264 copies of your Honda Civic, yet you still drive it.

[ONS]

i found it entertaining. keep up the good work.

[slowep3]

i though those vtec things were for childerns learning maybe this guy is still learning to read

[A790]

Originally posted by slowep3
i though those vtec things were for childerns learning maybe this guy is still learning to read

Apparently you're still learning to write and spell :rolleyes:

[stevo 27]

i dont get why everyone's being total dick heads over this
if you dont like the joke say GAY or leave it alone dont start calling him every name in the book

if you see a car and you dont like the way the guy's modded it do you leave him a note saying you should cut your wrists ect ect

kinda stupid whats going on IMHO:thumbsdow

[drewb]

Originally posted by P-Bike12
its like a big party in here. only everyones invited. haha nice.
it was my buddy raping it. he hates skylines. they are just too common now adays. anyone agree ?

Skylines are rare compaired to civics.

You drive the same car as my near 60 yr old stepmom :thumbsup: congrats on your shit-mobile.

[gpomp]

^ at least you're not driving some other country's scrap cars.

[drew_goring]

Originally posted by Spoons
This is gay...

GGGGGAAAAAAAAYYYYYyy :nut:

:rofl: :rofl:

[drewb]

Originally posted by gpomp
^ at least you're not driving some other country's scrap cars.


I'm glad your content with a scrap car from this country.

[gpomp]

Originally posted by drewb



I'm glad your content with a scrap car from this country.
yeah cuz i bought my car from the junkyard right? lol.

[TegLover]

Originally posted by canadianskyline


Lol, that was lame man.....seriously.....:thumbsdow

sorry for insulting your boyfriend, looks like hubby came just in time for the rescue.:zzz:


Originally posted by TNation


agreed

Want to see something even more lame then this thread.

http://forums.beyond.ca/st/188361/fs-1998-bmw-323is/

http://kijiji.ebayimg.com/i4/04/k/000/77/cf/71d7_20.JPG

nice M3 :rolleyes:

[asp integra]

i lol'd

[5.0]

ouch...

this thread is hilarious:thumbsup:

[avow]

i had one of those vtech things when i was a kid :D lol

[Jackc]

Originally posted by TegLover

Want to see something even more lame then this thread.

http://forums.beyond.ca/st/188361/fs-1998-bmw-323is/



LOL +1

[Team_Mclaren]

idiots! -- UNITE:rofl: :rofl:

[murd4]

:guns: :guns: :guns:

[GTS Jeff]

Originally posted by TegLover
Want to see something even more lame then this thread.

http://forums.beyond.ca/st/188361/fs-1998-bmw-323is/

http://kijiji.ebayimg.com/i4/04/k/000/77/cf/71d7_20.JPG

nice M3 :rolleyes: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhahahaa

Maybe TBag is starting to get the hint that everyone thinks he's a douche...

[drewb]

Originally posted by gpomp

yeah cuz i bought my car from the junkyard right? lol.

Yeah, my buddie's r32 and fairlady came from a junkyard in japan right? lol. ahaha, I can't believe a civic dx driver could think his car is nicer than a skyline.

[LilDrunkenSmurf]

That Civic Dx will probably rape most recently imported skylines, and get better gas mileage too. You should probably do more research into someones car before saying shit about it. The reason he puts "Civic DX" as his car is because of retards like you. And yea, they did come from a junkyard. They sit there for years because they no longer pass emissions. Good job.

[A790]

Originally posted by drewb


Yeah, my buddie's r32 and fairlady came from a junkyard in japan right? lol. ahaha, I can't believe a civic dx driver could think his car is nicer than a skyline.

1. MoparSRT4, 2004 Dodge SRT4, 12.826 @ 112.03, Castrol Raceway [Slip]
2. gpomp, 1995 Honda Civic, 12.842 @ 100.28, Race City [Slip]
3. EDISKRAD EHT, 2005 Dodge SRT-4, 13.014 @ 109.91, Castrol Raceway [Slip]
4. Ant, 2003 Acura RSX, 13.182 @ 108.48, Medicine Hat [Slip]
5. HPR, 1990 Nissan 240SX, 13.299 @ 107.45, Race City [Slip]

This is the list of the honorable mentions for 2007 fastest import cars that have timeslips. Read number 2, then shut the fuck up :)

[ZorroAMG]

LOL @ civics on the dragstrip....it's like winning the special olympics, even if you win, you're still....

[SilverRex]

and I thought all the other v-tech jokes were bad enough. :nut:

[Teggy]

Originally posted by funkedelic
haha holy fuck leave the kid alone, your basically telling him to go kill himself and that nobody loves him because he has lame ass jokes

:cry:

now that would be funny

[Teggy]

i've said this before but i guess i will mention it again. i have no idea why poeple are bashing eachothers cars. I'm sorry but everybodies car in calgary is a pice of shit, some just paid more for theres then others. anyways, i was reading a thread here on friday about race city, and what people were planning on running in the quarter mile. long story short, people are talking about running 13.9 in there 238hp rsx, which in no way am i bashing but guys come on, i was down in trinidad, and they have type R integra's running mid 13, on only a 50 shot of nitrous. In my opinion, this shit should stop, when someone buys a car they bought it for themselves. i've owned integra's civics, corrollas, a silvia, and ya i have a skyline; but when it all comes down to it, i i drive what i want, and i have yet to hear anyone bash my skyline to my face. Anyways so i'm callin all you haters out, next time you see me cruise in my Gold skyrine, i want someone to tell me my car is a piece.

[A790]

Originally posted by Teggy
i've said this before but i guess i will mention it again. i have no idea why poeple are bashing eachothers cars. I'm sorry but everybodies car in calgary is a pice of shit, some just paid more for theres then others. anyways, i was reading a thread here on friday about race city, and what people were planning on running in the quarter mile. long story short, people are talking about running 13.9 in there 238hp rsx, which in no way am i bashing but guys come on, i was down in trinidad, and they have type R integra's running mid 13, on only a 50 shot of nitrous. In my opinion, this shit should stop, when someone buys a car they bought it for themselves. i've owned integra's civics, corrollas, a silvia, and ya i have a skyline; but when it all comes down to it, i i drive what i want, and i have yet to hear anyone bash my skyline to my face. Anyways so i'm callin all you haters out, next time you see me cruise in my Gold skyrine, i want someone to tell me my car is a piece.

Duly noted :P

[EK 2.0]

Originally posted by Teggy

anyways, i was reading a thread here on friday about race city, and what people were planning on running in the quarter mile. long story short, people are talking about running 13.9 in there 238hp rsx, which in no way am i bashing but guys come on, i was down in trinidad, and they have type R integra's running mid 13, on only a 50 shot of nitrous.


I wanted to stay out of the bashing...but come on...

Do you understand how Altitude works??

[Teggy]

Originally posted by A790


Duly noted :P
i'm waiting

[Toms-SC]

Cliff notes on the past 3 pages please

[Teggy]

Originally posted by EK 2.0



I wanted to stay out of the bashing...but come on...

Do you understand how Altitude works??

haha, ya i understand but still, all i'm sayin is people dosen't matter if its nissan, honda, toyota, or mazda are talking so big with so little. I just want to see someone build a crazy fast track car, that can do it all, and still drive home. furthermore, i was just mentioning that no one not even my crazy huge ego ass has a great car. so that mkaes us all even, and therefore, we should all shut up, and get back to whats important on the internet. Porn.

[LilDrunkenSmurf]

Originally posted by Toms-SC
Cliff notes on the past 3 pages please

Group A thinks OP is retarded
Group B thinks it was mildly funny
Group C defends OP from Group A

Group A calls Group C a bunch of idiots

Some random person makes fun of gpomps "Civic DX"
Few people defend Gpomp

Brand bashing takes place Skyline vs Civic.

Page 3 takes place.

I may have missed some.

[Masked Bandit]

I thought it was funny.

[Crymson]

I'm in Group B. Pretty funny.

[Toms-SC]

Originally posted by LilDrunkenSmurf


Group A thinks OP is retarded
Group B thinks it was mildly funny
Group C defends OP from Group A

Group A calls Group C a bunch of idiots

Some random person makes fun of gpomps "Civic DX"
Few people defend Gpomp

Brand bashing takes place Skyline vs Civic.

Page 3 takes place.

I may have missed some.

Thanks, I'm outs

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