dazzdillinger
10-02-2007, 12:03 AM
okay, check this out. Ever done something so outrageous, so retarded, so wrong, you just stare at darkness and laugh/shout out loud, I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THAT!
So am going out with my girlfriend last night. i go into the washroom and start showering. Then i remembered that i have to shave my face. i looked in the drawers and there was no shaving stick. i have to shave, i just had to. I looked in the disposal bin and there she was, my saviour it seems. An old shaving stick from four days back.
yeah, i should remember that shave rather too easily. Afterall, how often do you turn your back towards a mirror, grab your butt cheeks apart and perform and act of shaving that can only be described as grotesquely unmanly. Tell you something too, don't ever shave your ass. maybe your balls but not your ass man. it not manly.
reluctanlty, i grabbed the old shaving stick from the bin and gave myself probably the best shave of my life.i Throughout the night, my girlfriend was kissing me. i didn't really feel guilty ; but am cracking up so bad each time i am with my girlfriend and i can't really tell her about it, you know what i mean? Afterall, this is a guy thing right?:D
So am going out with my girlfriend last night. i go into the washroom and start showering. Then i remembered that i have to shave my face. i looked in the drawers and there was no shaving stick. i have to shave, i just had to. I looked in the disposal bin and there she was, my saviour it seems. An old shaving stick from four days back.
yeah, i should remember that shave rather too easily. Afterall, how often do you turn your back towards a mirror, grab your butt cheeks apart and perform and act of shaving that can only be described as grotesquely unmanly. Tell you something too, don't ever shave your ass. maybe your balls but not your ass man. it not manly.
reluctanlty, i grabbed the old shaving stick from the bin and gave myself probably the best shave of my life.i Throughout the night, my girlfriend was kissing me. i didn't really feel guilty ; but am cracking up so bad each time i am with my girlfriend and i can't really tell her about it, you know what i mean? Afterall, this is a guy thing right?:D