Joke

[89coupe]

*A Missouri cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a
very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks
at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks,
"Is your date running late?"*


*"No", he replies, "I just got this state of the art watch, and I was
just testing it."

The intrigued woman says,*
* "A state of the art watch?" "What's so special about it?"

The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."

"The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am
wearing panties!"

The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast".*

[PINOY-X]

HAHAHAHA :rofl: ...good morning laugh

Sum Ting Wong went for a job interview to be a secretary.
When the manager saw Sum Ting Wong's colorful attire
and gold & white-highlighted hair, his mind is
screaming "NOT THIS WOMAN". Nevertheless, he still
had to entertain SumTing Wong.
So he told Sum Ting Wong, "If you could form a
sentence using the words that I'll give you, then
maybe I will give you a chance!. The words are
GREEN,PINK, YELLOW,BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK"
Sum Ting Wong thought for a while and said:
"I hear the phone GREEN, GREEN, GREEN, then I go and
PINK up the phone,I say YELLOW....BLUE's that? WHITE
did you say? Aiyah,wrong number, lah.... Don't
PURPLEly disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok?
Thank You."
The Manager fainted.