Longest Living Animal? 400 years old, but...

[treg50]

... now it's dead. Holy f'ing irony.

400 years old until we found it. These "scientists" can also take credit for killing the 'Longest Living Animal.' It probably could have lived for another 400 years, maybe longer. I wonder if they realize this. Good job brainiacs :thumbsdow
:guns:

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/10/071028100032.htm

[Edited: to curb my use of expletives ; ) ]

[TKRIS]

God forbid any scientists do any actual science.
Sure, global climate change is an important issue and could have massive impacts within our lifetime, but I think we should stop investigating it because we might kill a clam...

Fucking hippy.

[89coupe]

Thats ok, now they are with God in Heaven, thats where dead things go right?

LOL:rofl:

[cityhunter2501]

Clam chowder :drool: :drool:

[mark4091]

LOL yeah cause another 400 years floating around in the freaking water is a great life right?

[BerserkerCatSplat]

Oh, noez! CLAM MURDER! :rofl:

[Mangina]

Oh no, WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CLAMS!!!!!

Is it me, or are people just turning into bigger pussy's. :rolleyes:






































Seriously, a FUCKING CLAM!!!!!!

[JRSC00LUDE]

Thank god they didn't find a 400 year old bearded clam.....:barf:

[PINOY-X]

aha wow i didnt expect this to be about a CLAM! ahhaha :rofl:

[DonJuan]

Originally posted by mark4091
LOL yeah cause another 400 years floating around in the freaking water is a great life right?

Actually they live on the sea floor, usually slightly buried in sand. ALOT more boring.

[civicluva]

what a joke

[GQBalla]

cool?

why did i half expect this clam to be humongous though?

[Seanith]

"No chowder for you, 'cause clams have feelings too
Actually they don't have central nervousness
No manhatten style, clams have the right to smile
Come to think about it, they don't have a face

They have no face, no place for ears
There's no clam eyes, to cry clam tears
No spinal cord, they must get bored
Might as well just put them out of misery

I don't beleive it's selfish
To eat defenceless shellfish

No chowder for you, clams have feelings too
It could happen to you, clams have feelings too
I don't think they do, clams have feelings too"

I do think its retarded that they find something like this and end its life though.

[Dave P]

it went to a good home. the big bottle in the sky


http://mayhem-chaos.net/photoblog/images/clam_juice.jpg

[SilverRex]

now would it make sense that if you eat that 400 year old clam you would age slower and live longer also?

[Foreign2]

clams have effect on something, that something has effect on something else, and it all ends up fucking up our world.

this is why our world is shit, becuase most people say, OH fuck who cares its a clam. well in turn thats going to hurt earth and humans

flame me all you want (i realize its only 1 clam), but fuck you for it
:thumbsup:

[snowboard]

Originally posted by Foreign2
clams have effect on something, that something has effect on something else, and it all ends up fucking up our world.

this is why our world is shit, becuase most people say, OH fuck who cares its a clam. well in turn thats going to hurt earth and humans

flame me all you want (i realize its only 1 clam), but fuck you for it
:thumbsup:

so in other words, if we were to go back in time, and step on a butterfly, and it stuck to our boot, we would ruin the entire world?
fuck...

[in*10*se]

LOL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

at all the responses... hahahaha

[dennisaur]

Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE
Thank god they didn't find a 400 year old bearded clam.....:barf:

:rofl: :rofl:

[EK 2.0]

"Chawdah, Say it...say Chowdah..."


"Never...it's Showdere"...

[cynik]

Originally posted by EK 2.0
"Chawdah, Say it...say Chowdah..."


"Never...it's Showdere"...

that scene with Freddy Quimby is all-time simpsons gold

[Skyline_Addict]

*licks lips*

[kertejud]

Originally posted by Foreign2
clams have effect on something, that something has effect on something else, and it all ends up fucking up our world.

What something is that?


this is why our world is shit, becuase most people say, OH fuck who cares its a clam. well in turn thats going to hurt earth and humans

From what I understand Hitler was an avid clam killer. He wouldn't even eat them, he just thought it was fun to pry them open.


but fuck you for it
:thumbsup:

Its hate like this that is leading to all this clam killing.

[treg50]

Originally posted by in*10*se
LOL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

at all the responses... hahahaha
LOL, I know it says a lot about the responders, and shit I'm no scholar or saint either! [/response to in*10*se]

People calling me a hippy and a pussy? Meanwhile those people are cocksucking inbreds, go figure. :thumbsup:

I don't know why I expected more from people :nut: ... in my OP I was basically thinking, what a waste it was to destroy a unique and ancient creature. Holy ignorance: a clam's life is a clam's life, you can't imagine living that way because, look a that!, you're not a clam! You might be a bearded clam but you're not an ocean clam. I get it: you're sick of your pathetic life, but it doesn't mean a clam is sick of it's life. Maybe it had a big date later that evening. Seriously, just because you don't follow it around and pick up its shit and it's not warm like the sheep you fuck, that doesn't make it less of an animal.

Like I said, 400 year old creature = very cool, just too bad it had to be killed as humans discovered. It was about the irony? Science trying to help but does the opposite?... ah forget it, LOL.

[QX498]

wow, just wow.

[Foreign2]

Originally posted by kertejud


What something is that?



From what I understand Hitler was an avid clam killer. He wouldn't even eat them, he just thought it was fun to pry them open.



Its hate like this that is leading to all this clam killing.

oh wow your witty :thumbsup:

[Splooge]

huh...i wonder how they figured that one was 400 years old? do these clam-scientists go through hundreds and hundreds trying to figure out their age? :dunno:

whoops. must have missed that line
assessed by counting the annual growth lines in the shell.

my bad :thumbsup:

[rc2002]

Did you even read the article?

[kylejw]

It was probably senile.

[EK 2.0]

why don't clams give to charity...








































Because they are SHELLFISH...:rofl:

[acura_el]

Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE
Thank god they didn't find a 400 year old bearded clam.....:barf:

if it was bearded, they'd probably have called it a 'beaver'

[van]

EK that was the worse joke EVAR.. I clam believe it.

[EK 2.0]

Originally posted by defekt1
EK that was the worse joke EVAR.. I clam believe it.


haha whatever V. you know you are gonna use that joke at work now haha...

[ScottysZ]

Originally posted by EK 2.0
why don't clams give to charity...


Because they are SHELLFISH...:rofl:

Hahahah, i actually laughed at that one. :thumbsup: for aweful jokes.



And to the OP with his panties in a knot, its not really ironic... they werent trying to help the clam...