I got off lucky for once

[redline_13000]

On my way home today i stopped at a stop sign, only to find a cop hiding behind it (the pole was covered on garage sale signs etc) She comes up "your passenger isnt wearing a seatbelt, pull over"(fagget diesel_boy) So i pull over and explain to her that the seatbelt got jammed yesterday cuz one of my friends pulled it too hard or something(really it had been jammed for a month or so). I also told her i was just at the dealership making an appointment to get it fixed.( I was lieing) She started testing me asking me where it was, address etc. She pulled on the seatbelt and found it was jammed so she let me off.

She then asked me for my license, which was at home. I told her im going to leave my truck and run down the block to get it which would only be a minute or 2 so she could'nt give me a ticket. But she just said its ok. I told her "that's pretty cheap hiding behind that stop sign, im going down the road and posting up a sign letting people know you're there".


Anyways pretty cool cop, first time i've EVER been lucky with them.:thumbsup: :)

[ecstasy_civic]

maybe she liked you:rofl:

[Team_Mclaren]

was she hot???:rofl: :rofl:

[mad_psyentist]

Cops are gettin' sneaky these days. The quota must have gone up.

[Abom]

Originally posted by mad_psyentist
Cops are gettin' sneaky these days. The quota must have gone up.



Wouldn't surprise me, CPS has the most advanced stuff around. All the money for those gadgets has to come from somewhere.

[kaput]

Originally posted by Abom
Wouldn't surprise me, CPS has the most advanced stuff around. All the money for those gadgets has to come from somewhere.

That would explain why she was hiding behind garage sale signs on a post instead of an unmarked cruiser...

[Abom]

Originally posted by kaput
That would explain why she was hiding behind garage sale signs on a post instead of an unmarked cruiser...


Calgary is one of the only cities in North America to use nothing but laser to take speed, with the exception of photo radar. Laser guns are more expensive than most radar guns.


Calgary's cops have an APCO-25 digitally encoded radio system, something no other police force uses either.


Calgary cops drive newer model cars, and not 10 year old cruisers.



The list goes on and on. None of these things are cheap, the money needs to come from somewhere.

[redline_13000]

Originally posted by ecstasy_civic
maybe she liked you:rofl:



Originally posted by Team_Mclaren
was she hot???:rofl: :rofl:



Yes she was hot, and yes she did like me
:thumbsup:

[ecstasy_civic]

Originally posted by redline_13000







Yes she was hot, and yes she did like me
:thumbsup:

did you get her number?:rofl:
or badge number:clap:

[Speed_Dreams]

Originally posted by redline_13000







Yes she was hot, and yes she did like me
:thumbsup:

then why didn't she escort you back to your place so you gould get even Luckier!!! :poosie: :thumbsup:

[C. King]

Originally posted by redline_13000
On my way home today i stopped at a stop sign, only to find a cop hiding behind it (the pole was covered on garage sale signs etc) She comes up "your passenger isnt wearing a seatbelt, pull over"(fagget diesel_boy) So i pull over and explain to her that the seatbelt got jammed yesterday cuz one of my friends pulled it too hard or something(really it had been jammed for a month or so). I also told her i was just at the dealership making an appointment to get it fixed.( I was lieing) She started testing me asking me where it was, address etc. She pulled on the seatbelt and found it was jammed so she let me off.

She then asked me for my license, which was at home. I told her im going to leave my truck and run down the block to get it which would only be a minute or 2 so she could'nt give me a ticket. But she just said its ok. I told her "that's pretty cheap hiding behind that stop sign, im going down the road and posting up a sign letting people know you're there".


Anyways pretty cool cop, first time i've EVER been lucky with them.:thumbsup: :)

Maybe you should obey the law, that way you won't have to get "lucky" with the, and you won't have to just lie through your teeth. Its cool thought that you're trying to impress us by saying that you lied to a cop, it really does make you look tough.

[Super_Geo]

Originally posted by C. King


Maybe you should obey the law, that way you won't have to get "lucky" with the, and you won't have to just lie through your teeth. Its cool thought that you're trying to impress us by saying that you lied to a cop, it really does make you look tough.

His passenger didn't have a seatbelt on, that was it. How bout you go take some Prozac and rub one out for good measure. Fucking preachers... so many of them these days :rolleyes:

[C. King]

Originally posted by Super_Geo


His passenger didn't have a seatbelt on, that was it. How bout you go take some Prozac and rub one out for good measure. Fucking preachers... so many of them these days :rolleyes:

Yeah, I hate people that obey the laws...:banghead:

[Super_Geo]

Originally posted by C. King
Yeah, I hate people that obey the laws...:banghead:

... cause you're that one perfect driver out there that has never broken a law :rolleyes: Good to know that we're in the presence of such a bastion of public safety.

[C. King]

Originally posted by Super_Geo


... cause you're that one perfect driver out there that has never broken a law :rolleyes: Good to know that we're in the presence of such a bastion of public safety.

Well, judging by hiw quote, "for once", I'm guessing he has been pulled over a lot, and him "getting lucky" just means that he lied through his teeth, he was breaking the law.

Oh yeah, and I generally don't break any laws, so I'm not a hypocrite. In actual fact, I've never even had the slightest run in with the law, parking tickets, speeding tickets, nothing. Nor have I been in an accident. So in actual fact, I do think that I'm in the right position to make this call.

Also, why hasn't he gotten the belt fixed, like he said, its been about a month, how long does it take? An hour? Two hours? A day? If he doesn't want the ticket, then just fix it. Not to mention, doesn't he care about his buddy, if that he ever got into an accident, his buddy is dead. Or badly injured, which will cost you and me tax dollars.

[redline_13000]

Originally posted by C. King


Maybe you should obey the law, that way you won't have to get "lucky" with the, and you won't have to just lie through your teeth. Its cool thought that you're trying to impress us by saying that you lied to a cop, it really does make you look tough.



Originally posted by C. King


Yeah, I hate people that obey the laws...:banghead:



Originally posted by C. King


Well, judging by hiw quote, "for once", I'm guessing he has been pulled over a lot, and him "getting lucky" just means that he lied through his teeth, he was breaking the law.

Oh yeah, and I generally don't break any laws, so I'm not a hypocrite. In actual fact, I've never even had the slightest run in with the law, parking tickets, speeding tickets, nothing. Nor have I been in an accident. So in actual fact, I do think that I'm in the right position to make this call.

Also, why hasn't he gotten the belt fixed, like he said, its been about a month, how long does it take? An hour? Two hours? A day? If he doesn't want the ticket, then just fix it. Not to mention, doesn't he care about his buddy, if that he ever got into an accident, his buddy is dead. Or badly injured, which will cost you and me tax dollars.



Get out of here pig:thumbsdow

[Kona9]

No shit C KING you sound like my retard step dad who NEVER makes mistakes. Nice work for not getting a ticket or getting in an accident, or not walking on the sidewalk cracks , cuz heaven forbid if your moms back breaks. Now that you have ranted about being perfect, Karma is gonna kick you in the Balls HARD. Get a life and let people tell there stories without the rubbish comments. As for REDLINE I only hate you cuz' you know she was hot and you did nothing about it. Argh you bastard. Nice work though on getting off the tickets.

[GTS Jeff]

Originally posted by C. King


Well, judging by hiw quote, "for once", I'm guessing he has been pulled over a lot, and him "getting lucky" just means that he lied through his teeth, he was breaking the law.

Oh yeah, and I generally don't break any laws, so I'm not a hypocrite. In actual fact, I've never even had the slightest run in with the law, parking tickets, speeding tickets, nothing. Nor have I been in an accident. So in actual fact, I do think that I'm in the right position to make this call.

Also, why hasn't he gotten the belt fixed, like he said, its been about a month, how long does it take? An hour? Two hours? A day? If he doesn't want the ticket, then just fix it. Not to mention, doesn't he care about his buddy, if that he ever got into an accident, his buddy is dead. Or badly injured, which will cost you and me tax dollars. u know, as much satisfaction as u may get from bragging about being perfect, no one else is gona really gonna respect u for that. so what if ure some sort of fucking traffic-law-god? what gives u the right to tell other people what to do?

get off the pedestal.

[diesel_boy]

Originally posted by GTS Jeff
u know, as much satisfaction as u may get from bragging about being perfect, no one else is gona really gonna respect u for that. so what if ure some sort of fucking traffic-law-god? what gives u the right to tell other people what to do?

get off the pedestal.


:werd: he is probably a cop:thumbsdow

[C. King]

Originally posted by redline_13000

Get out of here pig:thumbsdow

Oh great response, you really proved me wrong.:rolleyes:

[C. King]

Originally posted by Kona9
No shit C KING you sound like my retard step dad who NEVER makes mistakes. Nice work for not getting a ticket or getting in an accident, or not walking on the sidewalk cracks , cuz heaven forbid if your moms back breaks. Now that you have ranted about being perfect, Karma is gonna kick you in the Balls HARD. Get a life and let people tell there stories without the rubbish comments. As for REDLINE I only hate you cuz' you know she was hot and you did nothing about it. Argh you bastard. Nice work though on getting off the tickets.

So karma is going to kick my ass for not doing anything wrong, hmmm, I guess thats how karma works... I didn't rant about me being perfect, I'm just saying that he's bragging about lying and breaking the law, like he's tough or something, when really he's just an idiot.

[C. King]

Originally posted by GTS Jeff
u know, as much satisfaction as u may get from bragging about being perfect, no one else is gona really gonna respect u for that. so what if ure some sort of fucking traffic-law-god? what gives u the right to tell other people what to do?

get off the pedestal.

Oh, I'm not looking for any of your respect. I'm not telling him what do to, the law is supposed to tell him what to do, but he obviously doesn't feel the need to follow that.

Would you respect me more if I just lied and shit to get out of tickets, and then went and bragged about it? Nobody is dumb enough to do that... oh wait, isn't that how this thread was started?

[ryder_23]

Originally posted by Abom



Calgary is one of the only cities in North America to use nothing but laser to take speed, with the exception of photo radar. Laser guns are more expensive than most radar guns.


Calgary's cops have an APCO-25 digitally encoded radio system, something no other police force uses either.


Calgary cops drive newer model cars, and not 10 year old cruisers.



The list goes on and on. None of these things are cheap, the money needs to come from somewhere.

RCMP had same system during G-8...cost em too much money to set up transponders everywhere, so now RCMP in ontario now have their system..so they are not the only ones..BTW, their not fully digitally encoded. You can still pick them up, and with turbo scan or something that scans quick on a scanner, u can some what follow their conversations when it jumps frequencie to frequencie.

[GTS Jeff]

Originally posted by C. King


Oh, I'm not looking for any of your respect. I'm not telling him what do to, the law is supposed to tell him what to do, but he obviously doesn't feel the need to follow that.

Would you respect me more if I just lied and shit to get out of tickets, and then went and bragged about it? Nobody is dumb enough to do that... oh wait, isn't that how this thread was started? u can say that u arent looking for respect and that u arent telling him what to do, but why else would u be posting? personal satisfaction from trying to belittle someone else for their mistakes?

youre either an anti-social jerk or a bad liar.

[redline_13000]

Originally posted by C. King


he's tough or something, when really he's just an idiot.

Lol, who do you think you are fool? you think your tough running your mouth behind a computer screen? pm me lets set something up punk:)

[C. King]

Originally posted by redline_13000


Lol, who do you think you are fool? you think your tough running your mouth behind a computer screen? pm me lets set something up punk:)

Oh, you want to fight eh, I guess I shouldn't expect anything less from you.

[redline_13000]

btw...im not posting on beyond.ca to get respect, it was merely a "street encounter" :thumbsup:

[C. King]

Originally posted by GTS Jeff
u can say that u arent looking for respect and that u arent telling him what to do, but why else would u be posting? personal satisfaction from trying to belittle someone else for their mistakes?

youre either an anti-social jerk or a bad liar.

I'm posting to point out the idiocy, I think that was fairly obvious. By the way, I'm a jerk.

[redline_13000]

Originally posted by C. King


I'm posting to point out the idiocy, I think that was fairly obvious. By the way, I'm a jerk.

you're not only a jerk, you're a pussy

[C. King]

Originally posted by redline_13000
btw...im not posting on beyond.ca to get respect, it was merely a "street encounter" :thumbsup:

Well thats fine, it was still a stupid thing to post.

[ryder_23]

Round one --------- FIGHT

[C. King]

Originally posted by redline_13000


you're not only a jerk, you're a pussy

For doing? Sorry, I guess I don't always just choose to fight automatcially, like the cave men, or neanderthals, or a Gorilla.

[redline_13000]

Originally posted by C. King


Well thats fine, it was still a stupid thing to post.


No one asked for your opinion

[ryder_23]

Originally posted by C. King


For doing? Sorry, I guess I don't always just choose to fight automatcially, like the cave men, or neanderthals, or a Gorilla.

So this thread went from redline posting about a street encounter, to you talking about cave men....hmmm, talk about stupid thing to say

[C. King]

Originally posted by ryder_23


So this thread went from redline posting about a street encounter, to you talking about cave men....hmmm, talk about stupid thing to say

Cleary you didn't understand the comparison.

[ryder_23]

Originally posted by C. King


Cleary you didn't understand the comparison.

Cleary huh....clearly you didnt understand how i was making fun of your stupid comparison...

[C. King]

Originally posted by ryder_23


Cleary huh....clearly you didnt understand how i was making fun of your stupid comparison...

I still think you didn't understand.

[redline_13000]

Originally posted by C. King


Cleary you didn't understand the comparison.


Man how old are you? 40? 50? go get a life. Your probly one of those old farts that argue with people on calgaryplanet.

[C. King]

Originally posted by redline_13000



Man how old are you? 40? 50? go get a life. Your probly one of those old farts that argue with people on calgaryplanet.

I don't think you could be more wrong.

[ryder_23]

Ya, come on redline, you know hes only 10-12....lol

[lammer]

hey comon, give redline a break, hes had nothing but badluck, so when he got this one time good luck from the cops, he awnted to tell us about it because i believe almost all of beyond knows redline for the infamous bad timing, police encounters.

[ryder_23]

ie: his one from last week, correct?

[GTS Jeff]

Originally posted by C. King


I'm posting to point out the idiocy, I think that was fairly obvious. By the way, I'm a jerk. a jerk, who is a jerk because his own insecurity leads him to put others down to make himself feel good when just being himself isnt good enough. so the real issue at hand is c king's insecurity. where does this insecurity stem from? typical causes are:

-troubled childhood (made fun of by the other kids)
-abusive parents (getting beat down by drunk dad)
-ugliness (scaring away people with looks)
-small penis
-premature ejaculation
-obesity issues (fatness)

where does c king fit in?

[ryder_23]

Umm...all of the above? but that wasnt a choice...can it be added?

[ecstasy_civic]

Originally posted by GTS Jeff
a jerk, who is a jerk because his own insecurity leads him to put others down to make himself feel good when just being himself isnt good enough. so the real issue at hand is c king's insecurity. where does this insecurity stem from? typical causes are:

-troubled childhood (made fun of by the other kids)
-abusive parents (getting beat down by drunk dad)
-ugliness (scaring away people with looks)
-small penis
-premature ejaculation
-obesity issues (fatness)

where does c king fit in?

you had to know something good would come from jeff on this topic lol.

im gonna have to call for "G" all of the above.:rofl:

[kenny]

kab00m.