Stocking stuffers for him.... help!

[95gtchick]

I've bought his "gift" already, but now I need ideas for my husband's stocking, gifts $30 & under please! What would you guys like to see in your stocking... on a serious note please :)

Thanks in advance :)

[JRSC00LUDE]

Wallet sized "naughty" pictures of you.

Seriously.

In fact, send me a couple if you make extra's! ;)

[analbumcover]

Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE
Wallet sized "naughty" pictures of you.

Seriously.

In fact, send me a couple if you make extra's! ;)

+2

[Mitsu3000gt]

Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE
Wallet sized "naughty" pictures of you.

Seriously.

In fact, send me a couple if you make extra's! ;)

+3

Also:

-Costco sells packages with 2 movie tickets and a coupon for popcorn and pop.

-Gift card to future shop or a coffee shop or something like that

[gatorade]

socks?

[98type_r]

maybe a tim horton's or a starbucks gift card

think of little things he would need/use on a day to day basis.

[98brg2d]

Golf balls, Chapters card, Future Shop card, homemade coupons for bjs or other nice girlfriend services (this will make his year), maybe a new hat from his favorite sports team.

[01RedDX]

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[G-ZUS]

Condoms and some mush

[harv91]

perhaps you could give him:
his favourite dvd's
gloves/scarf/touque
startbucks/timmies cards
some lottery tickets
his favourite magazine

if none of the above are good:
"Wallet sized "naughty" pictures of you."

[Jlude]

Originally posted by harv91
perhaps you could give him:
his favourite dvd's
gloves/scarf/touque
startbucks/timmies cards
some lottery tickets
his favourite magazine

if none of the above are good:
"Wallet sized "naughty" pictures of you."

AND stick a little note in there saying "SURPRISE!! I'm pregnant, with triplets!"

[finboy]

Originally posted by Jlude


AND stick a little note in there saying "SURPRISE!! I'm pregnant, with triplets!"

or better yet, a posative home pregnancy test :rofl:

[Super_Geo]

Don't worry about his stockings, just let him stuff yours.

[alloroc]

Put a note in it that you'll give him a BJ at midnight on new years.

Noticing a theme yet?

[sputnik]

iPods
Nintendo Wii + Games
LCD TVs
Laptops
Crisp $100 Bills
Armani Shirts
Rock and Rebublic Jeans
19" Deep Dish Rims
Turbos

you know... the usual Beyond gifts

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE
Wallet sized "naughty" pictures of you.

Seriously.

In fact, send me a couple if you make extra's! ;)

+4

[JRSC00LUDE]

Originally posted by 98type_r
think of little things he would need/use on a day to day basis.

Like Wallet sized "naughty" pictures of you for example.

[picmerollin]

if he snowboards- burton socks (save the feet)

if he drinks- crown royal gift box

if he games- wii points, or equivalent for his system for online purch

if he blazes- burton 420 kit (also fits "if he snowboards") or a bong

if he's your everday mechanic- tool set

if he's your sex machine- get something for you that is like a gift for him

if he's got lame style- pick out a t-shirt for him

or

boxer's/candy/gc's/shot glasses/flask/carbon fiber wallet!!/let him pick something on ebay that he would never buy himself and buy it for him/books/car magazine subscription/fidel hat/driving gloves/drinking game/boobs in face/GC for bubbles (i would never let them touch my ride- so maybe not bubbles)


most of these things would be great for most guys!!

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by picmerollin

if he's your everday mechanic- tool set



NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!

NEVER buy tools for a guy unless he points out SPECIFIC ones he wants. Do you know how many CRAPPY tools I've recieved over the years because I'm a mechanic? The amount of money wasted on these chinese pieces of sh!t over the years could have added up to some decent snap-on tools.

Edit: This one time, I got a pick-set from walmart (of all places). It had a warning on it "do not handle without gloves, pregnant women should not use, etc. etc. etc." Freaking scarey

[95gtchick]

lol wow, lots of great ideas and lots of "great" ideas..... haha, thanks guys!

[Rat Fink]

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[dropdat]

Originally posted by Tik-Tok



NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!

NEVER buy tools for a guy unless he points out SPECIFIC ones he wants. Do you know how many CRAPPY tools I've recieved over the years because I'm a mechanic? The amount of money wasted on these chinese pieces of sh!t over the years could have added up to some decent snap-on tools.

Edit: This one time, I got a pick-set from walmart (of all places). It had a warning on it "do not handle without gloves, pregnant women should not use, etc. etc. etc." Freaking scarey

I agree! I don't think I can even count the amount of people that have bought me black and decker or craftsmen tools that I have NEVER even opened or used.

[TomcoPDR]

Originally posted by dropdat


I agree! I don't think I can even count the amount of people that have bought me black and decker or craftsmen tools that I have NEVER even opened or used.

Just re-gift it or sell it on Beyond.

[A790]

Originally posted by Super_Geo
Don't worry about his stockings, just let him stuff yours.
:rofl:

[picmerollin]

touche on the tool idea- that would be to cheap to get anything decent. jobmate ftl

[Schwa]

Originally posted by Rat Fink

Whipped cream, chocolate sauce, ping pong paddles, battery cables, clothes pins, fuzzy handcuffs......and socks. All great stocking stuffer gifts.

Battery cables :rofl:

[95gtchick]

lol this is getting pretty entertaining.... but I'm glad to say I finished my shopping last night! Thanks for the ideas guys! :)

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by 95gtchick
lol this is getting pretty entertaining.... but I'm glad to say I finished my shopping last night! Thanks for the ideas guys! :)

So are you gonna post the pics then?

[BokCh0y]

Originally posted by Tik-Tok


So are you gonna post the pics then?


+1

[Rat Fink]

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[95gtchick]

no, he wasn't fortunate enough to receive any pictures, and fortunately, neither are you guys :)

thanks again

[88jbody]

porn, is always a good gift

[GTS Jeff]

Originally posted by 95gtchick
no, he wasn't fortunate enough to receive any pictures Are you a nun or do you just withhold sex to control him? :(

[95gtchick]

As stated earlier... thanks for the ideas but I am done shopping, we exchanged gifts Friday night.

Thanks again :)

[GTS Jeff]

You nun.

[Darkane]

Originally posted by 95gtchick
As stated earlier... thanks for the ideas but I am done shopping, we exchanged gifts Friday night.

Thanks again :)

Damnit, for future reference:

1 IOU FFF.

-Food
-Fellatio
-Fuck

No man in thier rights minds would ever say no to that. Why not give him what he really wants??

Edit: Give him anal

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