What TV commercials annoy you?

[frozenrice]

So I might be a bit out of touch, but what's with the stupid Future Shop commercial and the Asian cowboy with moustache?

Also what's with Mcain's? They have the worst commercials. "Call me when dinner's ready. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!" That one is almost as bad as that B.E.L.T commercial from Tim Hortons. :thumbsdow

[beecue]

yeah that FS commercial is retarded ... I like BK and Geico commercials

[mo_money2supe]

Any of the new McDonald's commercials...

[Weapon_R]

Any active on/head on commercial

[Xamim]

That Ed Stelmach one. Where they say "No plan " in a really creepy voice:thumbsdow

[schocker]

Originally posted by Xamim
That Ed Stelmach one. Where they say "No plan " in a really creepy voice:thumbsdow
qft
no plannnnnn no plannnnnnnn
so annoying and creepy at the same time, over and over and over.

[Jay911]

"I'm not tasty!"

[badatusrnames]

The Future Shop commercial that is premised upon how annoying the guy singing with the keyboard is... why purposefully create an annoying commercial, all it does is create negative brand recognition. I immediately change the channel every time it comes on. Just about every other FS commercial runs a close second. They need to fire their ad agency.

Also the Canadian Tire guy bothered me (and the rest of Canada) too. It's a mystery as to why Canadian Tire could keep running his commercials in the same patronizing format for so long, especially after it was obvious that everyone who watches TV in the country hated the guy.

[badatusrnames]

Oh yeah and that Lillydale guy with the bizarre accent.

"Mmmm melts in your mouth so good! Rirrydale!"

[turbotrip]

some bullshit where people are yelling "Its my money and I want it now!" out of random cars and apartment buildings

[Kona9]

tor-teeeeeee-a tor-teeeeeeeeee-a. toadd-d-d-d-d-d-teeeeeeeeeya!

Nailed it!!

:banghead:

[nismodrifter]

Future Shop commercials = super gay.

"There's only one guitar hero..........REAROAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAMNMMMMMMMM BOOOOOOOM REEEEEEEEERAREOREOR". Shut the f up.

[Donmega]

Originally posted by badatusrnames
Also the Canadian Tire guy bothered me (and the rest of Canada) too. It's a mystery as to why Canadian Tire could keep running his commercials in the same patronizing format for so long, especially after it was obvious that everyone who watches TV in the country hated the guy.

aka the real life Ned Flanders

http://individual.utoronto.ca/aaronorear/images/tctg.jpghttp://people.reed.edu/~fisheri/immi/flanders.png

[spyce]

any of those stupid 'scene' commericals that play in the theatres

[max_boost]

haha I thought I might post this after read this rant from the Flames thread


Originally posted by D'z Nutz
God damn it, what the fuck is with PPV and stupid commercials? I hate the Panago contruction motherfuck, the Molson Canadian motherfuck, and those telus (motherfuck) commercials. The "Book of Toyota" commercials aren't as abundant this season though.

I have a PVR so FFWD all commercials :D

[black13]

not sure how everyone else thinks but I find the Damn Good Beer commercials to be oh so lame and cheesy.

Those date (sex) line commercials like Livelinks and such that play like every 10 min after 10 pm. It wouldn't have been so bad if at least the girls were pretty.

and while not TV, the Spence diamond one on the radio is just terrible with the gay guys voice. It got stuck in my head for a while when i first heard it.


Originally posted by badatusrnames
Oh yeah and that Lillydale guy with the bizarre accent.

"Mmmm melts in your mouth so good! Rirrydale!"
QFT brotha lol it seriously gets to me.

[SikAssR1]

Originally posted by black13
not sure how everyone else thinks but I find the Damn Good Beer commercials to be oh so lame and cheesy.



QFT brotha lol it seriously gets to me.

Low Budget Productions

[ercchry]

radio commercials and just retarded... whats with the local crazy with the stand up comedian shit... like the honda ones and the dont speed or run red light ones... and the old ones that said something about cutting mustard... fuck that one was bad

[AquamosH]

Panago construction guy who creams over pizza. I'm boycotting Panagos till that thing's off the air.

[badseed]

90% of all Canadian commercials annoy me, sadly American commercials own Canada.

I especially hate that Future Shop one with the Asian Cowboy and waste of skin salesman discussing the "Burt". Makes me wanna blow my brains all over that wall.!!!!!!!:banghead:

[Rat Fink]

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[rated_R]

Originally posted by black13
the Spence diamond one on the radio is just terrible with the gay guys voice.


:werd: I hate that fuckin guy's voice with a passion

[JRSC00LUDE]

Originally posted by mo_money2supe
Any of the new McDonald's commercials...

What? You mean the,

- My name is Patrick.
- Aye.
- And, you're name is Patrick.
- Aye.
- Well that's two "patties". We're just like a double cheeseburger.
- I don't follow you.
- (sigh) Your name is Patrick.

What's wrong with that? :rofl: :banghead:

[sr20s14zenki]

The new wendy's commercial "i dont taste good at allllll"

i wonder if the tribal guys are actually talking in a language?

However, the wendys commercial before this one was good, with the "Air supply burger" haha

[Kona9]

Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE


What? You mean the,

- My name is Patrick.
- Aye.
- And, you're name is Patrick.
- Aye.
- Well that's two "patties". We're just like a double cheeseburger.
- I don't follow you.
- (sigh) Your name is Patrick.

What's wrong with that? :rofl: :banghead:

:clap: :banghead:

[FreakinPrince]

I hate the ford commericals

when the sales lady trying to sell the call and the guy was like "will the women love me? (or whatever)"

and they bring that that famous Country SOB out and the girls are outside waving at him instead of the customers

WTF? you odn't have confidence in selling your own products...so bring out the FAMOUS!! to make the sale


pathetic!!!!!

[logix]

Originally posted by sr20s14zenki
The new wendy's commercial "i dont taste good at allllll"

i wonder if the tribal guys are actually talking in a language?

However, the wendys commercial before this one was good, with the "Air supply burger" haha

the air supply burger was good hahaha

I like the capital one commercials

[Eleanor]

^ I love the Ford commercials. I never knew who Paul Brandt was and they originally never put his name. So all I'd see is some country bumpkin leaning on the Ford logo at the end of the commercial and be like WTF?

[Kaos]

You guys are forgetting the SHAW commercials.
SO ANNOYING!!!! :banghead:

[Quizzes]

A stupid commercial is the Canadian Armed Forces one. "Fight... Fear" etc. What's with the music, or lack thereof.

It does NOT make me wanna join the army, the black and white makes it look scary and uncomfortable.

[Antonito]

Originally posted by logix


the air supply burger was good hahaha

The actual song is shit though.


Originally posted by Eleanor
^ I love the Ford commercials. I never knew who Paul Brandt was and they originally never put his name. So all I'd see is some country bumpkin leaning on the Ford logo at the end of the commercial and be like WTF? I still have no idea who Paul Brandt is. I assume he's a big deal in Alberta?

[kertejud2]

I don't know why Future Shop commercials have gotten bad lately. I guess they got cocky after this one.

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[analbumcover]

i dont know if any of you guys watch BET, but they are famous, for running the same commercials every commercial break, its like pulling teeth to see the same ones over and over and over and over, great, barrack obama is black high five!

[Quizzes]

^^ BET also have a lot of "Download this ringtone" commercial... different numbers, same songs, same price. It's like ads on the back of a magazine. Pretty stupid stuff.

[analbumcover]

Originally posted by Quizzes
^^ BET also have a lot of "Download this ringtone" commercial... different numbers, same songs, same price. It's like ads on the back of a magazine. Pretty stupid stuff.

yeah but look at their audience lol

:devil:

[Lex350]

That fat fuck Panago guy has to die.


On a good note I like the new Mustang commercial where the guy is dreaming....nice air at the end.

[Manhattan]

That stupid fukking LUX Luchia windows radio commercial!! Call LUCHIA!! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[88CRX]

I find myself PVR'ing programs and start watching them 10-15 minutes into the show that way I can fast forward through commercials.

Only real tv program I watch live when its on is hockey... in which case I'll never fucking buy a Toyota truck :banghead:

[DENZILDON]

Shaw Snail Commercial!! :banghead:

[Tik-Tok]

Haven't had to watch commercials in over a year. D/L'ing FTW!

[01RedDX]

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[viff3r]

Anything on Peachtree TV. I think it's an Atlanta station so they obviously cater to their demographic, but it's pretty sad the shit they run for commercials down there. Lame-ass ads for ambulance chasing lawyers, car insurance, pay day loans (Get yo money, yo money yo REAL money, haha! fuck i hope that chick dies)

I also hate the Toyota Tundra homo

and the fat Panago fuck

And those completely useless txt messaging service ads, I think they play them mostly on Much and MTV, first of all who pays $1 or whatever for a daily txt message joke or dating tip, second of all the animations they use are so utterly pathetic, I can't wait until Glomobi or whatever the company is called goes out of business.

One last one - not a specific commercial but more of a trend I guess. WTF is up with playing tampon/maxipad/hair product etc ads on sports channels?? Especially late at night?? Odds are you are using the wrong TV channel to market your product, assholes. Nothing pisses me off more than having to sit through boring crappy commercials in between sports highlights and THEN having to sit through a god damn yeast infection commercial!!

[ZorroAMG]

I actually started to hate my own commercial this summer, it played sooo much on tsn and global..

PVR for the win, I don't know what a commercial IS anymore :D

I did laugh my ass off at the DOmino's 30 minute abs commercial though...

[CappyMcSlappy]

yeah - i can't stand the ones where its the person and some type of food that they're dressed like - its some cholesterol pill commercial. the first one was slightly clever, now they really piss me off.

[mikey008]

The Panago commercial with that construction worker!! :banghead: :banghead:

[Ben]

The MADD Commercial with the baby crying its eyes out, and then at the very end it sounds like it actually got it's eyes cut out.


Christ. Great cause but listening to the shrill crying of a newborn for 30 seconds = changing the channel immediately.

I support MADD, but not that commercial.

[dj_rice]

Heres the one that annoys me


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The song drives me insane



Heres a parody by Rick Mercer


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[frozenrice]

BRAND POWER commercials. Just saw one now.:banghead:

[GenerationX]

THE
FUCKING
MINI POP KIDS :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

[dino_martini]

Brand Power Commercials

[Canmorite]

Originally posted by Ben
The MADD Commercial with the baby crying its eyes out, and then at the very end it sounds like it actually got it's eyes cut out.


Christ. Great cause but listening to the shrill crying of a newborn for 30 seconds = changing the channel immediately.

I support MADD, but not that commercial.

Fuck yes. Sounds like the baby is dying at the end. So annoying.

[badatusrnames]

The Rick Mercer parody reminds me of one he did of the WestJet commercials

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[superboss]

All of them piss me off, although there are some good ones

[theken]

I like the burt commercial, possibly cause were doing mustache march in january, i think its funny

[grrrouch]

I cant believe no ones mentioned those stupid fucking Beavers on all the bell commercials. The one commercial with the one beaver uploading a video of himself getting a phone for xmas and that couple is laughing at it. "its a phone, its a phone!, yaaaay" Fuck I cant stand that commercial, Or the beavers for that matter.

[HondaRice]

VONAGE VONAG VONAGE SO F-------- SO STUPID SOUNDING

ALL SHAW COMMERICALS SO ANNOYING THEY HAVE HIGHER VOLUME ON THEIRS TO GET UR ATTENTION MORE

ALL DODGE ADS

[HondaRice]

OH AND STUPID MAZDA ZOOM ZOOM, EWWWW

[urbannomad]

the verizon guy. :whipped:

[ZorroAMG]

The old Particpaction commercials with Hal Johnson and Joanne McLeod

[Euro_Trash]

Malteasers, I vow to never buy Malteasers after those stupid commercials (one with the straw, one with the fan, and one with the prego chick)

[lelalong]

Originally posted by Euro_Trash
Malteasers, I vow to never buy Malteasers after those stupid commercials (one with the straw, one with the fan, and one with the prego chick)

I hate that chick who demands her boyfriend gives her a Malteser. He should shoot the Malteser down her throat that snotty cow!

I hate the GreyPower commercials...who drives like that? "You don't drive like her, why should you pay the same insurance as her?"

Or the one with the punk rocker.... Those damn kids with their loud music and their drugs! (shake their fist on their rocking chairs)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H95kg6dtxq4


:thumbsdow

[HybridTheory]

As everyone has said, the Panago commercials.

And those stupid Money Tree commercials on Peachtree TV. :banghead: So fuckin cheesy!

[D'z Nutz]

"Why does my mom want a second onion?"

[Spoons]

I HATE WENDYS COMMERCIALS BUT I DON'T MIND THE FUTURESHOP ONE BECAUSE SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT KICKS ASS!

Oh I also hate HondaRice's posts up above...

[frozenrice]

Air North with that guy and his stupid grin........:guns:

[D'z Nutz]

I hate, hate, HATE the subway commercial with the "It's a resolution!" rap

[rmk]

I'm starting to really hate the "Always grow. Grow always" milk commercials. Nice message but they are always on!

[chongkee_]

I hate those Diamond Shreddies commercial. It drives me nuts whenever I see it.

[old&slow]

I always have my remote handy with the mute button...

[swak]

not a tv commercial... but on the radio the mcdonalds one...
"so your name is Brice Spice wice? ...wow thats nice"

I cant stand it...

and the "its my money and i need it now on tv... and all those other lawyer commercials...
"did you trip and wanna sue? Ill get the money you deserve"

F- tv.

[Neil4Speed]

No one mentioned...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=DWoWZdGZE3s

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4YJAMPm3jfo

[dino_martini]

I hate those travelocity commercials, with the people who are screaming and crying because its winter.

[aquamarine]

I have a few that I don't like.

Those fucking Cheerio's commercial with the british couple where the dude inadvertently insults his wife on her weight. The original is fine, but those idiots decided to re-dub it and now the voice is out of sync with the lips.

Same problem with those underarm deoderant commercials. Annoying as shit.

[BerserkerCatSplat]

Originally posted by aquamarine


Same problem with those underarm deoderant commercials. Annoying as shit.

Fuck, I thought I was the only one that noticed, the sync was terrible.

[civic_stylez]

i have to go with head on commercials... you need the product after listening to that damn ad. head on! apply directly to the forehead!!! head on!! head on!!!.. how about eff off! stop talking ! eff off! eff off!!!

[oilerfan4lyfe]

Originally posted by grrrouch
I cant believe no ones mentioned those stupid fucking Beavers on all the bell commercials. The one commercial with the one beaver uploading a video of himself getting a phone for xmas and that couple is laughing at it. "its a phone, its a phone!, yaaaay" Fuck I cant stand that commercial, Or the beavers for that matter.

Amen to that...all of those stupid bell commercials are so fucking annoying.

And like everyone else, I hate the Panago guy too...him and his fucking corn on a pizza (is that actually good for anyone whose had it?)


Oh, and I hate the "is this the year" commercial from the NHL...they should go back to humour in their commercials which I think they are...Ovechkin not being able to get something from a vending machine was pure gold.

[Eleanor]

Originally posted by ZorroAMG
The old Particpaction commercials with Hal Johnson and Joanne McLeod

They've brought them back! I see them on while I'm watching Daily Show / Colbert Report!

http://www.bodybreak.com/index.php

:clap: :clap: :clap:

[Manhattan]

I'm going to go play in traffic if I see that godamned new Corolla commercial again....a little bit better wiper blades, a little bit...fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[dino_martini]

Originally posted by D'z Nutz
"Why does my mom want a second onion?"

I laughed the first time I saw it.

[frozenrice]

bump....
It's been a few months since the last post. There's gotta be some newer ones.

Tim Horton's : "It was baked in an oven so you have to eat it last."

:banghead: :banghead:

[PeterGTiR]

Another radio ad: the Elbow River Casino. I probably go to the casino twice a year, and I will never go to the Elbow River Casino because of the radio ad.

"You and me and that makes three at the Elbow River Casino,
Let the good times roll."

[em2ab]

The one where Rogers is blatantly lying about their service. Where the guy's in the elevator talking on the Rogers phone and some other guy is just staring at him. Then they say their network has the fewest dropped calls. It's complete bullshit, I've seen the quarterly reports for Rogers and they're last in dropped calls percentages, Telus is usually around 1.5%, Bell somewhere over 2%, and Rogers was over 4%. Fucking liars.

[98type_r]

Originally posted by em2ab
The one where Rogers is blatantly lying about their service. Where the guy's in the elevator talking on the Rogers phone and some other guy is just staring at him. Then they say their network has the fewest dropped calls. It's complete bullshit, I've seen the quarterly reports for Rogers and they're last in dropped calls percentages, Telus is usually around 1.5%, Bell somewhere over 2%, and Rogers was over 4%. Fucking liars.

actually telus sued to have rogers drop the claim, telus paid an independent company to test all major markets in canada and their results supported Rogers' claim.

[civic roller]

"leta mama feet you"
I fucking hate those frozen pasta commercials

[GingeRRRBeef]

Originally posted by frozenrice
bump....
It's been a few months since the last post. There's gotta be some newer ones.

Tim Horton's : "It was baked in an oven so you have to eat it last."

:banghead: :banghead:

OMG I fucking hate that commercial. "Eat it! But after!"

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

[in*10*se]

all the new subway commercials... yes i know the monkey moved... ghey.

[Hanzo]

Someone already mentioned this one...

"CALL ONE EIGHT SIX SIX, WOW DEAL!"

"CALL ONE EIGHT SIX SIX, WOW DEAL!"

"CALL ONE EIGHT SIX SIX, WOW DEAL!"

That number is like tattooed in my head now. And I have no idea what it's for either... So annoying, I hate how they repeat it like 5 times.

[Manhattan]

Originally posted by Hanzo
Someone already mentioned this one...

"CALL ONE EIGHT SIX SIX, WOW DEAL!"

"CALL ONE EIGHT SIX SIX, WOW DEAL!"

"CALL ONE EIGHT SIX SIX, WOW DEAL!"

That number is like tattooed in my head now. And I have no idea what it's for either... So annoying, I hate how they repeat it like 5 times.

"AND GET AWAY FOR LESS!"

If you dont remember what its for then just call them and hang up.

[alloroc]

I hate them all.

There are laws stating that TV stations can't turn up the volume on commercials so they calibrate on the loudest blip that might possibly happen sometime during the day.

Then the commercials are audio compressed so every fucking sound is at the max volume allowable.
I think the Brick was one of the first companies to do this in the early 80's. But now every commercial is fucking unbearable.

The CRTC need to ban audio compression in commercials.

[ringer]

don't know if anyone said it yet, but the honey bunches of oats one is SO BAD!!!

[ringer]

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t283/buffalo-alice/honey-1.jpg

[frozenrice]

Originally posted by ringer
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t283/buffalo-alice/honey-1.jpg

Steve Erkel!

[89coupe]

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[bobby_lu]

Originally posted by PeterGTiR
Another radio ad: the Elbow River Casino. I probably go to the casino twice a year, and I will never go to the Elbow River Casino because of the radio ad.

"You and me and that makes three at the Elbow River Casino,
Let the good times roll."

i always thought it said "you,me and luck makes three"
:nut:




Originally posted by Hanzo
Someone already mentioned this one...

"CALL ONE EIGHT SIX SIX, WOW DEAL!"

"CALL ONE EIGHT SIX SIX, WOW DEAL!"

"CALL ONE EIGHT SIX SIX, WOW DEAL!"

That number is like tattooed in my head now. And I have no idea what it's for either... So annoying, I hate how they repeat it like 5 times.

I TRAVEL 2000 .com lol....


anyone seen that new bandaid commercial with the kids blabbering on and on with some jibberish?

[JordanEG6]

I hate those day time commercials about ads relating to going back to school at some crappy community college to "get a degree in less than a year in criminal justice, lab technician, correctional officer, bailif, blah blah blah"

They make these jobs sound so cool, but they probably really suck. Hahaha.



Originally posted by Hanzo
Someone already mentioned this one...

"CALL ONE EIGHT SIX SIX, WOW DEAL!"

"CALL ONE EIGHT SIX SIX, WOW DEAL!"

"CALL ONE EIGHT SIX SIX, WOW DEAL!"

That number is like tattooed in my head now. And I have no idea what it's for either... So annoying, I hate how they repeat it like 5 times.

Dammit, you got it stuck in my head now hahaha.

[kaput]

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[D'z Nutz]

Bump!

Now that hockey's back, I'm watching more tv.

As usual, Panago fat fuck is annoying as hell, but what's really annoying me is that Italian guy on the Pizza 73 commercials. "Hey guys, want some shrimp? It's on me" :confused:

[JAYMEZ]

I hate that mcdonalds commercial about breakfest ... The guys are juggling the eggs , then a manager comes in and gives the gayest thumbs up ever. Talk about bad acting.

[JRSC00LUDE]

Originally posted by JAYMEZ
I hate that mcdonalds commercial about breakfest ... The guys are juggling the eggs , then a manager comes in and gives the gayest thumbs up ever. Talk about bad acting.

Isn't this where you come in Zorro?





:D (just kidding sir!)

[Dumbass17]

nothings worse than those fuckin malteser's commercials

or those stupid fuckin 4 second long milk commericals that are completely random and just flash ont he screen...god they piss me off

haha