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JRSC00LUDE
01-24-2008, 10:03 AM
Excuse me Mr. RCMP officer but even though I speak perfect English I demand to be served in french because it's my constitutional right.

Fuck you buddy.

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/saskatchewan/story/2008/01/23/francophone-motorist.html?ref=rss

rage2
01-24-2008, 10:10 AM
By far the MOST creative way to get out of a speeding ticket... :rofl:.

01RedDX
01-24-2008, 10:12 AM
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rmk
01-24-2008, 10:12 AM
fucking pussy.

A790
01-24-2008, 10:15 AM
What a whiny bitch.

adam c
01-24-2008, 10:16 AM
and thats why everyone hates the french

Eleanor
01-24-2008, 11:30 AM
My Mom does that all the time, if she gets pulled over.

"Bonjour Monsieur, est-ce-qu'il y a une probleme?"

JRSC00LUDE
01-24-2008, 11:46 AM
^

I bet she doesn't say getting pulled over by an officer who couldn't respond in french is such a scary situation that it traumatized her so much she couldn't talk about it for two months afterwards.

I also bet she's never tried to push for a taxpayer funded court action after the the Commissioner of Official Languages already ruled the complaint out of order because the area is classified as an English-language zone by the RCMP.

In short, your mom doesn't sound like an idiot.

BerserkerCatSplat
01-24-2008, 12:03 PM
What a whiny little bitch.

01RedDX
01-24-2008, 12:16 PM
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Jlude
01-24-2008, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by adam c
and thats why everyone hates the french

exactly

adam c
01-24-2008, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by 01RedDX








Au Francais, s'il vous plait...

au whit ah whynee beatch

BerserkerCatSplat
01-24-2008, 01:39 PM
Quelle petite chienne whiny.


/it was worth a shot.

mark4091
01-24-2008, 02:00 PM
"That day was very, very hard for me. A situation unfortunately I'll never forget," Bell said. "It was a very scary situation and a situation that traumatized me. I didn't talk about it for two months afterwards."


My god hahahaha, even for a Frenchman.


It's a sad day in western society when the worst thing that can happen to you is getting pulled over by a guy who can't speak French in an English province.

Super_Geo
01-24-2008, 02:02 PM
I went to Quebec on exchange back in high school and can only remember one line...

"Tu peux manger la mais dans ma merde."

Can't find too many situations when you can use it.... but when you can ;)

JRSC00LUDE
01-24-2008, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by Super_Geo
I went to Quebec on exchange back in high school and can only remember one line...

"Tu peux manger la mais dans ma merde."

Can't find too many situations when you can use it.... but when you can ;)

I think that translates to "Your vagina reminds me off mouldy marmelade and your armpit hair is shiny like the sun."

But I could be off.....

Canmorite
01-24-2008, 02:34 PM
Laaaaame.

Super_Geo
01-24-2008, 02:44 PM
Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE


I think that translates to "Your vagina reminds me off mouldy marmelade and your armpit hair is shiny like the sun."

But I could be off.....

Haha close... ;)

You can eat the corn in my shit ;)

01RedDX
01-24-2008, 03:01 PM
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ZorroAMG
01-24-2008, 03:10 PM
Originally posted by 01RedDX
Sweet, next time I get pulled over I'll be all like "au Francais, motherf***er"

EN francais, foureur de Mere!


What you said was "at french mother f***er"

kertejud2
01-24-2008, 04:18 PM
Ils hosties de callis de pourris du tabernac!

Speaking 'quebecois' just isn't worth it if you don't make use of the "sacres."

Tes anglophones, pas de modele. Caliss mon tabernac!

gen2teggy
01-24-2008, 04:23 PM
poki gi

Big Dangerous
01-24-2008, 04:23 PM
Theyre a majority in Quebec, they're a minority outside of quebec. Treat them that way

Kona9
01-24-2008, 04:31 PM
someone needs to kick him in the jaw so he can only speak vegetable. Then again that might circumsize his brother.

Benny
01-24-2008, 06:02 PM
"That day was very, very hard for me. A situation unfortunately I'll never forget," Bell said. "It was a very scary situation and a situation that traumatized me. I didn't talk about it for two months afterwards."




Nothing really to be said about that, it speaks for itself :thumbsdow

kertejud2
01-24-2008, 06:54 PM
Originally posted by Big Dangerous
Theyre a majority in Quebec, they're a minority outside of quebec. Treat them that way

You mean equally? Where's the fun in that?

A790
01-26-2008, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by Kona9
someone needs to kick him in the jaw so he can only speak vegetable.
Carrot, potato, lettuce! CHOMP CHOMP.