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Kobe
01-29-2008, 12:47 AM
WORST MOVIE EVER!
holy shit, if I have to see another 30minutes of that "break dancing - step it up, or w/e the fuck the movie is called" i will fucken snap!

about 15 people left, less then 20minutes into the movie...

save your money!!!!!!!!!!

finboy
01-29-2008, 01:04 AM
people actually go to these shitty movies????

Quinsonaaa
01-29-2008, 01:11 AM
the trailers are to funny tho, does it actually suk??!?! seems fukin funny http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ms3i8AuCQXY

infected
01-29-2008, 02:26 AM
trailers look retarded
fuck it

MintRacer
01-29-2008, 02:27 AM
:thumbsdow movie sucked ball sack

finboy
01-29-2008, 07:20 AM
Originally posted by Quinsonaaa
the trailers are to funny tho, does it actually suk??!?! seems fukin funny http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ms3i8AuCQXY

http://strix.org.uk/downloads/files/width400/lolz-you-fail.jpg

SilverRex
01-29-2008, 07:47 AM
really what do people expecting going in? say comparing to like scarying movie 1 thru 4?

I dont think these kind of movie are worth going to, I always wait their they are released off the screens.

unless it is just that bad. Could it be a love it or hate it scenario?:confused:

U4RIA
01-29-2008, 08:12 AM
I hope the creators finally realize that no parody movie can compare to the first Scary Movie :dunno:

Ferio_vti
01-29-2008, 08:18 AM
Originally posted by U4RIA
I hope the creators finally realize that no parody movie can compare to the first Scary Movie :dunno:

No way, Spaceballs owns all other parody movies.

U4RIA
01-29-2008, 08:22 AM
Wow. How could I forget about Spaceballs :cry:

gerrycurl21
01-29-2008, 10:48 AM
do we have a problem?

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e41/VINCE0000/dont.jpg

LadyLuck
01-29-2008, 10:55 AM
Good thing i changed my mind and saw Untraceable instead

BenC
01-29-2008, 11:09 AM
everyone seems to hate this movie
id still want to see it... baked.

finboy
01-29-2008, 11:12 AM
anyone who complains about this movie AFTER seeing the preview's deserves what they get. its like sticking your arm in a tiger cage, and complaining when your arm is missing, what the hell did you expect?

Quinsonaaa
01-29-2008, 11:18 AM
haha no the movie trailer looks dumb, thats why its so funny

dimi
01-29-2008, 11:18 AM
Originally posted by finboy
anyone who complains about this movie AFTER seeing the preview's deserves what they get. its like sticking your arm in a tiger cage, and complaining when your arm is missing, what the hell did you expect?

yea the previews looked so fucking retarded. "YOU GOT SERVED" whaaaat stfu

Pihsiak
01-29-2008, 11:46 AM
"From the ppl that brought you Epic Movie....."


NEXT!!!!!!!!

GQBalla
01-29-2008, 11:47 AM
what???

the trailers make the movie look hilarious though!

dang i was goin to go see this but now i dun think so

finboy
01-29-2008, 11:49 AM
Originally posted by Quinsonaaa
haha no the movie trailer looks dumb, thats why its so funny



Originally posted by GQBalla
what???

the trailers make the movie look hilarious though!




:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

D'z Nutz
01-29-2008, 12:16 PM
Originally posted by U4RIA
I hope the creators finally realize that no parody movie can compare to the first Scary Movie :dunno:

I don't know how anyone could think Meet The Spartans would've looked funny from the previews.

The only decent parody movies were Airplane!*, Naked Gun, and Spaceballs. Those Scary Movie movies were retarded and even worse were the parody movies that followed it (ie: Date Movie, Epic Movie, etc....)

*
s-3JU_t4d1s

tr4cti0n
01-29-2008, 12:18 PM
this movie was stupid and retarded!

DannyO
01-29-2008, 12:20 PM
Originally posted by gerrycurl21
do we have a problem?

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e41/VINCE0000/dont.jpg

+1 :thumbsup:

Only other parody movie I love just as much is Airplane.

nj2Type-S
01-29-2008, 12:26 PM
the first scary movie was the shizzzzzz :thumbsup:

beecue
01-29-2008, 12:27 PM
can't believe it beat Rambo .. why do people keep going to watch this shit .. same thing last year with epic movie :nut:

finboy
01-29-2008, 12:30 PM
Originally posted by D'z Nutz


I don't know how anyone could think Meet The Spartans would've looked funny from the previews.

The only decent parody movies were Airplane!*, Naked Gun, and Spaceballs. Those Scary Movie movies were retarded and even worse were the parody movies that followed it (ie: Date Movie, Epic Movie, etc....)


a support this message

403Gemini
01-29-2008, 01:06 PM
Originally posted by beecue
can't believe it beat Rambo .. why do people keep going to watch this shit .. same thing last year with epic movie :nut:

Keeping in mind Rambo is a rated R movie so not everybody can get into it.

Honestly rated R movies are so scarce now because people just want to make money.

jdmloc
01-29-2008, 01:24 PM
the best scary movie was 3
charlie sheen is so hilarious in that
and mafia is a pretty funny movie

01RedDX
01-29-2008, 01:31 PM
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ralliart_girl
01-29-2008, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by finboy
people actually go to these shitty movies????

:thumbsup:

petoria
01-29-2008, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by Quinsonaaa
haha no the movie trailer looks dumb, thats why its so funny

ur dumb :eek:

thrasher22
01-29-2008, 11:10 PM
I was mad that they stole 2 minutes of my life when the preview came on during Walk Hard.
I'd sooner get kicked in the junk than watch this movie.

ScottysZ
01-29-2008, 11:19 PM
Im losing repect for humanity knowing that so many people are giving these dipshits money to put this stupid bullshit into the world.

I swear to god, if it came down to it id rather take a twenty dollar bill out of my wallet and burn it than go see this for free.

kertejud2
01-30-2008, 12:44 PM
The fact that people thought even the previews were funny depresses me. Even Scary Movie and its sequels were pretty poor parody's, but ever since their success the crap that has been coming out is just an insult to the industry (and that is saying something).

Blazing Saddles, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Spaceballs, Hot Shots, Airplane, Naked Gun and Don't Be a Menace.... were parodies. Now they just come out with crap. It used to take talent to come up with a parody, now it takes a bunch of idiots stealing lines from a random hodge-podge of movies, mashing them together and calling it a satire on the genre.

403Gemini
01-30-2008, 03:15 PM
Originally posted by kertejud2
The fact that people thought even the previews were funny depresses me. Even Scary Movie and its sequels were pretty poor parody's, but ever since their success the crap that has been coming out is just an insult to the industry (and that is saying something).

Blazing Saddles, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Spaceballs, Hot Shots, Airplane, Naked Gun and Don't Be a Menace.... were parodies. Now they just come out with crap. It used to take talent to come up with a parody, now it takes a bunch of idiots stealing lines from a random hodge-podge of movies, mashing them together and calling it a satire on the genre.

Honestly, i couldnt have said it any better

+1 :werd: 100%

Quinsonaaa
01-30-2008, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by petoria


ur dumb :eek:

thanks pete

cityhunter2501
01-30-2008, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by kertejud2
The fact that people thought even the previews were funny depresses me. Even Scary Movie and its sequels were pretty poor parody's, but ever since their success the crap that has been coming out is just an insult to the industry (and that is saying something).

Blazing Saddles, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Spaceballs, Hot Shots, Airplane, Naked Gun and Don't Be a Menace.... were parodies. Now they just come out with crap. It used to take talent to come up with a parody, now it takes a bunch of idiots stealing lines from a random hodge-podge of movies, mashing them together and calling it a satire on the genre.

well said. those were the real parody movies :thumbsup:
but I still like Scary Movie, it had a decent story and was hilarious to watch as a teen

Xtrema
01-30-2008, 06:41 PM
They all suck because since 1st Scary Movie to Spartan werea all written by the same guys.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0783536/

finboy
01-30-2008, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by Xtrema
They all suck because since 1st Scary Movie to Spartan werea all written by the same guys.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0783536/

man, that guy has to have the worst IMDB movie profile EVER

kertejud2
01-31-2008, 03:18 PM
Here's a pretty good article both on the crappiness of the movie as well as a little insight into the douchbags that are Friedburg and Seltzer

http://www.slate.com/id/2183162/pagenum/1

DGill
01-31-2008, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by gerrycurl21
do we have a problem?

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e41/VINCE0000/dont.jpg
Thats the best one in the history of parodies

gerrycurl21
01-31-2008, 03:49 PM
People that made this movie #1 for the weekend are the same people that make Soulja Boy rich

urbannomad
01-31-2008, 06:24 PM
why do people watch this kind of garbage?

same goes for all the scary movies1-4 or however many there were.

i agree with the poster above...

the retardation of the majority....idiocracy FTMFW.

a social dsease
02-12-2008, 12:17 AM
Wow everyone is naming the best parodys of all time and nobody mentioned this guy?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8b/Austin_Powers.jpg/800px-Austin_Powers.jpg

Supa Dexta
02-12-2008, 12:37 AM
He once said he wanted to make a new one every 18mths to 2 yrs, back when they were coming out.. Not sure why he hasn't..

rage2
02-12-2008, 08:29 AM
Originally posted by urbannomad
why do people watch this kind of garbage?

same goes for all the scary movies1-4 or however many there were.
It's because marijuana is readily available.

GQBalla
02-12-2008, 08:49 AM
wow i just watched it via torrents :D

and i fast forwarded THE WHOLE MOVIE! i watched the funny parts that were in the trailer and thats pretty much it... btw

carmen electra is getting old...

finboy
02-12-2008, 09:10 AM
Originally posted by a social dsease
Wow everyone is naming the best parodys of all time and nobody mentioned this guy?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8b/Austin_Powers.jpg/800px-Austin_Powers.jpg

it's not a parody, its a force of nature

SneakyNeek
02-12-2008, 11:21 PM
haha it had a couple funny moments i goota say. I saw it for free so i got no complaints

"No mayo, This is bullshit" hahaha i had a good laugh at that