rough news for england

[finboy]

http://moldychum.typepad.com/moldy_chum/images/francoissnakeheadpic504.jpg

http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/ecology/the-worlds-most-evil-fish-invades-britain/810

it can survive out of water for up to 4 days :eek:

[ralliart_girl]

so.. psycho fish...I can't believe it can live out of water for 4 days...dam......

[syeve]

"Snipers were placed around invaded bodies of water with shoot on sight orders."

best job ever?

[finboy]

Originally posted by syeve
"Snipers were placed around invaded bodies of water with shoot on sight orders."

best job ever?

slightly above shooting fish in a barrel :D

[icecreamvan]

LongFish vs Longcat. Epic.

[JRSC00LUDE]

This fish exists in the U.S. as well and one or more of the great lakes is in danger of infestation if I recall correctly. Crazy shit!

[TKRIS]

I have these:
http://www.emmacustomrifles.co.uk/Pictures/Guns/IMG_0004.jpg

And these:
http://gullyborg.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/python.jpg

And these:
http://www.beaglexp.com/Dads%20Guns%20003.jpg

And one of these:
http://www.sportschutter.nl/Wrem597-1.jpg

with two of these:
http://www.eagle-international-direct.com/images/Newmagazine2%20005.jpg
to go along with it.


People in England don't have any of these.
Consequently, they're scared of fish.

EDIT: Additionally, the English are fucked once these come:
http://paxarcana.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/zombie.jpg

EDIT EDIT: I feel my fish phobia is now justified.
And yes, I take the threat of a zombie infestation very seriously indeed...

[GOnSHO]

that is fucked!!!

[finboy]

Originally posted by TKRIS
I have these:
ZOMGGUNIMAGES.jpg
People in England don't have any of these.
Consequently, they're scared of fish.

people in the US have guns, and they are still scared of them

I for one welcome our new fish overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted beyond.ca personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underwater caves*

























*totally jacked from the simpsons

[toyboy88]

Reminds me of the movie "The Host"! :nut:

[JRSC00LUDE]

Originally posted by TKRIS
EDIT: Additionally, the English are fucked once these come:
http://paxarcana.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/zombie.jpg

WTF is that? Amy Winehouse the morning after a coke party?

[finboy]

you know if they grow wings, we're totally fucked

[TKRIS]

Originally posted by finboy
you know if they grow wings, we're totally fucked


http://www.futurehorizons.net/FLAM_lg.jpg

[finboy]

Originally posted by TKRIS



http://www.futurehorizons.net/FLAM_lg.jpg

:rofl:

on that note, i always wondered why spiders never evolved into having wings, imagine a tarantula that could fly, the world would be a much more interesting place.

[Toma]

I bought one of these after watching the original "Sniper" with Tom Berrenger ;)

[Toma]

And one of these, but gave it away when they were gonna make people hand in their 30 round mags, and limit them to 5 round...

[Canmorite]

The giant snakehead will eat absolutely everything in a body of water then crawl over land to the next pond or lake. If there’s an infestation near any other bodies of water, those other areas are almost sure to be infested soon because the snakehead can survive four days out of water while it looks for a new home.



Crazy.

[mark4091]

I would love to fight a few.

[Trini]

Originally posted by finboy


:rofl:

on that note, i always wondered why spiders never evolved into having wings, imagine a tarantula that could fly, the world would be a much more interesting place.
that wuld be really fuked up:eek:

[schocker]

oh that stupid fish, it was the reason i totally went add last night and got zero of my fluid dynamics assignment done last night because i was finding out all this information on it:guns:

[old&slow]

Originally posted by Toma
I bought one of these after watching the original "Sniper" with Tom Berrenger ;)

What caliber? Looks kinda skinny for a Varmint model!

Had one a long time ago in 25-06...

[Toma]

Originally posted by old&slow


What caliber? Looks kinda skinny for a Varmint model!

Had one a long time ago in 25-06...
.308

[old&slow]

Originally posted by Toma

.308


the caliber of champions!

[finboy]

i thought there was a gun thread elsewhere on beyond, more lungfish talk :whipped:

[ricefarmer]

The fish is the pinnacle in dangerous and effective invasive species. Officials in the U.S. had to fight an invasion of the fish with the equivalent of a nuclear bomb. Snipers were placed around invaded bodies of water with shoot on sight orders. Whole lakes were poisoned, wiping out hundreds of other fish in the process, to stop the snakefish from spreading. Even these measures weren’t 100% effective

:rofl:

[SCHIDER23]

damn that is one ugly looking fish:thumbsdow

[$lick_rYz]

How does it move from one body of water to the other???? Do fish even crawl?!?!?!? maybe rolling over its back a couple of times to get to another pond or lake but that would take a long ass time to do so and if that's what they do then them be some smart mofos

[Xtrema]

Originally posted by $lick_rYz
How does it move from one body of water to the other???? Do fish even crawl?!?!?!? maybe rolling over its back a couple of times to get to another pond or lake but that would take a long ass time to do so and if that's what they do then them be some smart mofos

Yes, that's what they do.

[finboy]

Originally posted by $lick_rYz
How does it move from one body of water to the other???? Do fish even crawl?!?!?!? maybe rolling over its back a couple of times to get to another pond or lake but that would take a long ass time to do so and if that's what they do then them be some smart mofos

they crawl, proving all creationists wrong (perfect that the fish are now found in the southern states)

[Euro_Trash]

lol one of the comments: "Sweeet, I want to see snakehead fish on a plane"

[ianmcc]

^^^Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking fish on this motherfucking plane!

[finboy]

Originally posted by Euro_Trash
lol one of the comments: "Sweeet, I want to see snakehead fish on a plane"

best sequal ever?

[sexualbanana]

Bored at work = Googling shit

http://nationalzoo.si.edu/publications/zoogoer/2004/2/snakehead.cfm

[97'Scort]

One recent study concluded that nationwide, invasive species cause environmental damages that add up to more that $100 billion annually.

Holy balls that's a lot of cash.

[Euro_Trash]

Originally posted by finboy


best sequal ever?

I don't know if a sequel could be made to top the original

[finboy]

land fish > land snake

water fish < water snake < sharks

[Euro_Trash]

Chuck Norris > Land Fish

[finboy]

Originally posted by Euro_Trash
Chuck Norris &gt; Land Fish

yea, but chuck norris > *

so....


chuck norris on a plane? :dunno:

[97'Scort]

Chuck Norris can fly just by throwing a roundhouse kick. It's like a helicopter. He doesn't need a plane.