Donations fund boob job

[GingeRRRBeef]

Talk about enterprising! (http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2008/02/27/4881901.html)


Karla-Rae Morris is getting an $8,000 boob job for free – and she owes it all to bosom buddies she befriended on a controversial website.

Since the fall of 2005, the petite 26-year-old Fort McMurray mother has been racking up donations on www.MyFreeImplants.com – a California-based site that allows men to invest in breast augmentation surgery for flat-chested women who otherwise wouldn’t be able to afford it. In exchange for donations, the women chat online with the charitable men and send them photos and videos of themselves.

Morris, a married stay-at-home mom with two young children, reached her goal of $8,000 last month. She joins Strathmore mom Candace Leadley, also 26, as the only known Canadians to reach “Hall-of-Fame” status on the site.

The five-foot-six, 98-pound Morris, who initially took some grief from her husband and two of her sisters for her quest for a treasured chest, plans to undergo surgery this spring to expand from a 32AA to 34C cup.

“I’m going to be really super happy,” she told Sun Media. “I always felt like less of a woman and more like a little girl. It’s going to make me more confident wearing a swimsuit. And I won’t have to buy padded bras anymore.”

Morris, who eventually earned her family’s support, has chosen a Vancouver surgeon and is waiting for the website’s operators to transfer the money so she can book her operation.

The hazel-eyed redhead, who holds the unenviable distinction of taking the longest amount of time – nearly three years – to reach her goal of any woman on the site so far, said her donations ranged from $5 to $500 and came mostly from a handful of men.

She said her two biggest contributors – a “happily married American man with money to spare” and an Australian man, who’s “not bad looking” – each donated more than $1,000 in total.

“I became good friends with them, as good as you can over the Internet,” she explained.

Although she admitted she sent out some “naughty” pics and video – which she regrets to this day – Morris insisted most of the men she encountered seemed to be more interested in making a personal connection and helping her out than just getting some racy images.

“It’s like donating to any charity. You feel like you’re doing good,” Morris said of her benefactors. “When you’re donating to starving kids in Africa, you’re never going to see those kids eat and you’re never going to meet. Obviously, this is not as important as helping starving kids in Africa, but it’s the same basis. They (the men) want to help us out.”

Morris said due to budget constraints, her husband gave her the choice between fixing her teeth and enlarging her breasts a few years ago. She opted for $5,000 braces.

However, shortly after straightening her teeth, they were pushed back out of alignment by her sprouting wisdom teeth.

But her recent success with taking cap in hand to the Internet has given her an idea. “Maybe I’ll set up www.MyFreeVeneers.com,” she said with a laugh. “I’m only half-joking.”

[Schwa]

Call it what you want, sounds like thinly veiled prostitution

[JRSC00LUDE]

Sounds like a great idea imo. If you can legally part a fool from his money then you likely should.

[G-ZUS]

“It’s like donating to any charity. You feel like you’re doing good,” Morris said of her benefactors. “When you’re donating to starving kids in Africa, you’re never going to see those kids eat and you’re never going to meet. Obviously, this is not as important as helping starving kids in Africa, but it’s the same basis. They (the men) want to help us out.”

What a dumb bitch

[rmk]

Classy. I believe this was on Pg. 1 of the Sun a few days ago.

[403Gemini]

Originally posted by G-ZUS


What a dumb bitch



“I’m going to be really super happy,” she told Sun Media.

She sounds like a genious to me! haha, seriously she's pretty dumb to send out "racy" photos and videos of herself to strangers over the internet. Bet we'll see her on youporn soon enough.

I'd divorce the whore if i was the husband. Shouldn't it really be his opinion that she cares about?

[TKRIS]

I applaud the ingenuity, and have no problem with morons giving a random chick tit-money for a quick show. Personally, I'd propose that a trip to the local gentlemen's club to support their local stripper may provide them with a better return on their investment, but to each their own.

On a personal note, while I have no objections to prostitution, I do object to this. At least prostitution is honest.

[GQBalla]

PICS!

[irs]

+1

[littledan]

if i was her husband i'd knock her the fuck out.

[finboy]

26 year old mother

way to be a role model :thumbsup:

[403Gemini]

Originally posted by littledan
if i was her husband i'd knock her the fuck out.

lol thats a bit extreme, but if the husband did divorce her, he'd end up looking like a stellar parent. "Yeah she practically sold herself to the internet" would be a strong leg for the husband to stand on to get custodiy of the kids.

[Weapon_R]

Whore

[finboy]

Originally posted by Weapon_R
Whore

:werd:

i would think $8000 towards your kids education might be a better idea, but maybe thats just me :dunno:

[gatorade]

whore

[403Gemini]

3 years to save up $8000.... why wouldnt she just get a part time job and work like 12 hours a week to save up if she REALLY wanted them?

[googe]

it would suck to have a mom with that on her resume

[TKRIS]

Why work when you can beg?

EDIT: Also, it's Fort Mac, so I'm sure she wasn't able to find gainful employment anywhere. I mean, we all know how slow the sands are.

What is $8,000 in Fort Mac dollars, BTW? About 3 weeks work for someone working at Burger King?

[Canmorite]

Originally posted by 403Gemini
3 years to save up $8000.... why wouldnt she just get a part time job and work like 12 hours a week to save up if she REALLY wanted them?

Because whoring yourself out on the internet is easier.

Slut.

[sexualbanana]

Originally posted by Schwa
Call it what you want, sounds like thinly veiled prostitution

It's more like expensive porn with no real payoff.

[blownz]

I know 3 girls that had their breast done in Edmonton over the past 3 months (one my sister so don't ask lol). I'm going to tell them all that they could have saved some money.

Oddly enough I did offer to donate to one of them in exchange for what I call "a time share". It was my buddy's wife and he was all for it, but she didn't go for it. :D

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by blownz

Oddly enough I did offer to donate to one of them in exchange for what I call "a time share". It was my buddy's wife and he was all for it, but she didn't go for it. :D

Yeah, I keep saying the same to my wife's sister, on the condition I get to look/play/do whatever I like, when I like, to them.

I'd consider that a good deal for all parties concerned, but both of them just give me dirty looks.

[badatusrnames]

Originally posted by Schwa
Call it what you want, sounds like thinly veiled prostitution

And this is evenly more thinly veiled:



What a Choice! Sex With a Sleaze for $100,000 or Writing for Peanuts

By Nicole McClelland, Mother Jones. Posted February 28, 2008.

Sites like SugarDaddy.com lure young women by offering them far more money than they could get in most professions. What's wrong with this picture?

Few things are less appetizing than a man four years my father's junior, a dumpy, pasty, greedy-eyed man in a gray suit who says he doesn't care to screw fat women because they're harder to overpower, asking me over a big bowl of warm apple crisp if I like anal sex. But since he's just offered me $3,000 a month plus perks -- gifts, dinners, shopping sprees -- to get naked with him once a week, I keep my tight young ass in its place, laugh politely, and pick up my fork.

I learned about SugarDaddy.com when an acquaintance I'll call "Kim" recommended it to my friend, who's had trouble finding a job despite (or because of) earning her master's in media arts several months ago. Kim collected $900 every time she went on a date with one of her sugar daddies; another gave her $3,500 in less than a week before announcing that he had to quit her because his wife had found out. Kim's best friend "Jill" had two sugar daddies giving her a combined $8,000 a month until one got jealous of the other. Jill has blond hair, amazing lips, and is 19.

All I had to do to gain access to the "meeting grounds of the rich and the beautiful" was enter a user name ("Nextdoor_Nicole"); some vitals like age (I lied and said 23, afraid 27 is overripe), marital status ("Do You Care?" is kind of an exciting choice), and body type (slim); and "Expectation: Select Financial Assistance You Desire," which ranges up to "more than $10,000 per month." I chose "negotiable," so as not to seem like a gold digger, I guess, and slapped up a picture my mom took of me last Christmas.

By the next day, I'd received 13 emails and 6 kisses, whatever that means, and been checked out by 36 older, wealthy men, two of whom added me to their "favorite list." Which brings me to my place across the table from Do You Like Anal, who puts proprietary hands on my shoulders and hips before we even get our cocktails and starts bartering for carnal treasure by the time dessert comes by asking me if I'd want to "hang out" once a week. I ask if "hang out" is a euphemism for "screw"; he says yes; I say that I wouldn't consider it for less than $5,000 a month. He counters with $3,000.

There is actually no stack of cash large enough to persuade me to have sex with this guy, but as his income is listed as "more than $1,000,000," I feel slighted. I ask why he uses this website if he's not prepared to dole it out, and he says regular dating sites don't cater to his preferences regarding age or "sensuality," and that the young girls on Craigslist are all unclassy whores. This statement is followed by an offer of $500 to "get into" my "cooch."

My double vodka doesn't do nearly enough to muffle his egotistical blather ("Enough about me," he says 20 minutes in. "Tell me about you. What do you think about me?") or the commentary he provides about his, um, girth. My roommate -- charged with checking in on me -- texts, "If he gets you the guacamole egg rolls you owe him a BJ. Also, ask him if I can have a pony."

When I arrive home to a houseful of twentysomethings, we rail against the lowball. The lone male in the group asks, "Would it have made a difference if he'd been attractive?" Nobody answers for a second. "Probably," I concede, and everyone reluctantly agrees; we are all sex-positive feminists here, offended not that he offered me money for sex, but that he offered so little and was so gross, and if the idea of doing him were palatable, and I were single, it's possible he'd be doing double duty as my boyfriend and payroll officer.

Clearly I'm not the only one intrigued by such a setup. Every time I log on to SugarDaddy.com (a.k.a. SugarDaddyForMe.com), around 2,000 other members are also online. SeekingArrangement.com, "The meeting place for mutually beneficial relationships," has 100,000 users. Sugardaddie.com, "Where the classy, attractive and affluent can meet," has 200,000. "These websites make it very efficient," says historian Ruth Rosen, the author of a book on prostitution. "Because it's very clear; you don't have to use coded language."

She adds, "It's many fewer hours than working at Wal-Mart, and if it's not completely disgusting, the women may see it as just something that doesn't particularly identify them in any way; in other words, their identity as a person may not be, 'I am a prostitute or a sex worker.' It's just, 'I do this in order to support myself.'"

Steve Pasternack, Sugardaddie.com's founder, offers a more romantic view. "It's just natural for guys to want to take care of women and women to want to be taken care of," he explains. "It's hard to find a nice guy that's successful and so isn't gonna split the bill at McDonald's."

So true. Thus, three days later, I am pretending to negotiate with Potential Daddy No. 2. He's looking for a friend, someone he can trust, someone who is younger and hotter than he -- and his wife. He doesn't want a professional. He just wants to replace his last beloved sugar baby, who, he claims, slept with him four to eight times a week for $300 a pop, which would technically a professional make, but like my first date, he isn't here to quibble over semantics.

"Under California law, solicitation is to offer or accept anything of value for sexual services," says former San Jose police chief and Hoover Institute fellow Joseph McNamara. "But this is right on the line. If the relationship exists for some time and the guy is mega-rich, he can give you whatever he wants; it's not prostitution anymore. Let's face it -- a lot of relationships are like that. It's a common thing."

My friend of the disheartening post-graduate-school job search initially scowls when I tell her what Daddy No. 2 offered me. When I point out that it took me two days to get two offers that pay more than my job at Mother Jones, that I could make $9,600 a month -- $115,200 a year -- and the average starting salary for someone with humanities masters' like ours is $39,808, she sighs, "I really don't know if I could stand banging some disgusting creep for money. But there are really some pretty compelling reasons to try."

It is the same sentiment that I've elicited from a lawyer, who says, "I paid 100 grand to go to law school, and I could make more money on my back," the same response I get from an executive assistant, a service-industry worker, and a teacher, who hold five degrees between them. Even Rosen, after asking me how much I'm "worth," exclaims, "That's a lot! Think about your income. Think about mine. I'm not advocating this; I'm just saying I can understand the calculations."

[ZorroAMG]

Originally posted by 403Gemini

She sounds like a genious to me!


Really? Did you REALLY just mock someone's intellect with THAT post??

:D

[badatusrnames]

Originally posted by ZorroAMG



Really? Did you REALLY just mock someone's intellect with THAT post??

:D

Haha, a fellow spelling and grammar Nazi.

[Canmorite]

I learned about SugarDaddy.com when an acquaintance I'll call "Kim" recommended it to my friend, who's had trouble finding a job despite (or because of) earning her master's in media arts

Well theres your first problem...


Originally posted by badatusrnames


And this is evenly more thinly veiled:



That IS prostitution. But I won't lie, some of them are smoking hot, and probably a lot cleaner then the shit on 3rd ave... :poosie:

[88jbody]

the boob job thing is just porn, the suggar daddy thing is prostitution flat out.

[trevh]

Go see if she's on facebook.

[Canmorite]

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/6735/jqr12218424ar2.jpg

:hitit:

EDIT: Her profile...


Income: Little or No Income

Why doesn't that suprise me
:rofl:

[Maddog55]

LOL at all the "whore" comments....next thing ya know there'll be girls who go home with you after no less than buying them dinner and a few drinks at the club!!! Surely no one on THIS forum would lower themselves to contributing to that would they?? What's this world coming to??? tsk tsk!


:rofl:

I'm with Blownz and TikTok!! I don't see the problem in it!!?? lol..."time share"..I like that.

I say "all the power to them" :thumbsup:

[Canmorite]

Originally posted by Maddog55

I'm with Blownz and TikTok!! I don't see the problem in it!!?? lol..."time share"..I like that.

I say "all the power to them" :thumbsup:

You don't think a girl supporting herself via internet hook-ups is a little...whoreish?

[max_boost]

Originally posted by Canmorite


You don't think a girl supporting herself via internet hook-ups is a little...whoreish? It is but so what? In this day and age, should we be surprised by anything? haha

[finboy]

Originally posted by max_boost
It is but so what? In this day and age, should we be surprised by anything? haha

so people should not criticize stupidity because it's the norm now? thats ass-backwards logic if i ever heard it

[403Gemini]

Originally posted by ZorroAMG



Really? Did you REALLY just mock someone's intellect with THAT post??

:D

Lol, shut up! Was typing too fast for my own good ;) You're just angry because I was speaking engrish, so stop being so ridiculars.


Originally posted by Maddog55
LOL at all the "whore" comments....next thing ya know there'll be girls who go home with you after no less than buying them dinner and a few drinks at the club!!! Surely no one on THIS forum would lower themselves to contributing to that would they?? What's this world coming to??? tsk tsk!


:rofl:

I'm with Blownz and TikTok!! I don't see the problem in it!!?? lol..."time share"..I like that.

I say "all the power to them" :thumbsup:

If a chick is willing to put out on the first date, I don't want to date that chick. All I would think is "Hmm, how many other guys has she done this with..."

[blownz]

Originally posted by Tik-Tok


Yeah, I keep saying the same to my wife's sister, on the condition I get to look/play/do whatever I like, when I like, to them.

I'd consider that a good deal for all parties concerned, but both of them just give me dirty looks.

lol I'm just as bad with my wife and her sisters.

My buddy's wife ended up telling me that if I paid 10% of the bill I could see/play with them (and here is where it got tricky) "10% of the time I am prepared to have someone else see/play with them". My buddy told me it was a trick because since the honeymoon he hardly ever gets to see them yet alone play with them. :D




Oh, and can't I find www.sugarmommy.com??? :(

And for all the guys calling the girls whores, if there was a sugarmommy.com where you could get a couple grand a month for banging some older women I bet almost everyone here would be all over it. lol

[Redlyne_mr2]

Originally posted by Canmorite
http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/6735/jqr12218424ar2.jpg

:hitit:

EDIT: Her profile...



Why doesn't that suprise me
:rofl:

A book shelf with no books on it, can't say im suprised by that either.

[finboy]

Originally posted by Redlyne_mr2


A book shelf with no books on it, can't say im suprised by that either.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[strong]

Originally posted by littledan
if i was her husband i'd knock her the fuck out.

+1 & 2 black eyes

[Kona9]

Originally posted by 403Gemini





If a chick is willing to put out on the first date, I don't want to date that chick. All I would think is "Hmm, how many other guys has she done this with..."

Come on Wayne, everyone has a past. Whether you meet a girl that puts out on the first date or a week later, you still won't be her first. (unless you are virgin shopping) Virgins are boring!

[Kloubek]

Don't be so sure about that. Inexperienced? Yes. But that's when you have the ability to teach them what YOU like, and they just figure that's the way it's "done".




Originally posted by Kona9


Virgins are boring!

[Canmorite]

Originally posted by Redlyne_mr2


A book shelf with no books on it, can't say im suprised by that either.

Haha :rofl:

[403Gemini]

Originally posted by Kona9


Come on Wayne, everyone has a past. Whether you meet a girl that puts out on the first date or a week later, you still won't be her first. (unless you are virgin shopping) Virgins are boring!

Herpes does not sound like a good time.

Think the statistic is 1/3 girls put out on the first date, and 70% of the girls that do put out on the first date have admitted to not using a condom most of the time.

I'll avoid that shit, and look for somebody with a little bit of self respect :thumbsup: