Mythorp
03-19-2008, 11:36 AM
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
My conversation didn’t go to well….
Is true that when I touch myself you kill kittens?
God:
It could be. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
John Lennon Kills Kittens?
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength.
Me:
Your fucked.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am fucked.
Me:
You have a butt master?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a butt master.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
Do you like to have sex with men?
God:
Hmm, I'm not sure if I'd like to have sex with men that much. Do you like it?
Me:
Depends on how many females are around.
God:
Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.
Me:
Do you like to give or recieve a man's penis?
God:
Hmm, I'm not sure if I'd like to give or recieve a man's penis that much. I like to make new friends.
Me:
You're only gay if you're recieving...am I right? Can I get a WOOT WOOT!!
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am gay if I am recieving. I think you are. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
What do you want to know my all knowing brotha from anotha motha?
God:
I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like.
Me:
Let's talk about tits.
God:
Sure, tits sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Do you like big tit's or small tit's?
God:
But I like to gossip. I like the Bible. Some people like it. I like wine and bread.
Me:
I'm talking about tit's and you want to talk about books?
God:
Yes, it is the topic.
Me:
A book about tit's? Like Penthouse?
God:
Go to the library. Interesting comparison.
Me:
Do you have man tit's?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
You get them from being lazy. Do you have saucer nipple's?
God:
You got that right. No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
Why did you give me such a small penis?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Gay.
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex
My conversation didn’t go to well….
Is true that when I touch myself you kill kittens?
God:
It could be. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
John Lennon Kills Kittens?
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength.
Me:
Your fucked.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am fucked.
Me:
You have a butt master?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a butt master.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
Do you like to have sex with men?
God:
Hmm, I'm not sure if I'd like to have sex with men that much. Do you like it?
Me:
Depends on how many females are around.
God:
Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.
Me:
Do you like to give or recieve a man's penis?
God:
Hmm, I'm not sure if I'd like to give or recieve a man's penis that much. I like to make new friends.
Me:
You're only gay if you're recieving...am I right? Can I get a WOOT WOOT!!
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am gay if I am recieving. I think you are. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
What do you want to know my all knowing brotha from anotha motha?
God:
I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like.
Me:
Let's talk about tits.
God:
Sure, tits sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Do you like big tit's or small tit's?
God:
But I like to gossip. I like the Bible. Some people like it. I like wine and bread.
Me:
I'm talking about tit's and you want to talk about books?
God:
Yes, it is the topic.
Me:
A book about tit's? Like Penthouse?
God:
Go to the library. Interesting comparison.
Me:
Do you have man tit's?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
You get them from being lazy. Do you have saucer nipple's?
God:
You got that right. No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
Why did you give me such a small penis?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Gay.
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex