Admit it. This is YOU

[bagelsjustbagel]

haha wonderful "poem if u ask me"
Tell me if u can think of any other ones.

your a car adict if...
Your girl friend broke up with u because she said u luv the car more then her.
You hate when ppl tell you how to drive but u are constanley telling them how to.
When u cancel a date to change ur oil.
When ppl ask if its fas then ask if they can drive it and u reply quickley yes and no
When ur driving around constanly looking for a race
When u use the trafic lights to practice ur timming
When u get stressed or pissed u go for that "ultimate ride" with the pedal to the meatal
When ur garage is as big as ur house or whne u own several houses.
When u have to say witch car should I drive today.
When u use a trailer for a boat and not ur car because u rather drive it then be a bitch and trailer it.
When ur "stress releaver" is ur foot hitting the gas.
When u compare ur girlfriend to your car.
When ur idea for a day at the spa is washing and waxing your car
When u spend more time with ur car then your girlfriend
When u get bored u go and work on the car
When u have car related material tattooed on ur body
When u rather build it then buy it
When ur not all show because u can go

[GTS Jeff]

All the URs in UR post makes my head hURt.

dURRRRRRRR

[rage2]

hey man what wheels are on the SLK in your sig?

[yamaha_rider777]

ya or when you park in the stall thats at the far end of the parking lot so no one parks beside you

or when you have a choice between eating or fuel and you choose fuel

or when your idea of a date is going for a cruise around town looking for nice cars

or when you start talking with a fellow car tuner and blow 3 hours well your wife/girlfriend is waiting out side in the car getting very mad at you for being a stupid car guy

[l/l/rX]

that was a horrific read.

i was typing u's and ur's back in grade 10.

[gen2teggy]

is this one of thos, "i am a street racer" things?
i remember one awhile back.

[Euro_Trash]

Originally posted by bagelsjustbagel

adict
luv
constanley
quickley
constanly
timming
meatal
witch car


Ridiculars!!

(BTW When I go timming I am headed for a large double double :thumbsup: )

[brandon]

I thought that SLK was Kennys? off the Iforged website?

http://iforged.com/showroom/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=2065&g2_serialNumber=2

And last I checked the SLK 320 the 0-60 time was 6.5 seconds..

What mods?

[rage2]

haha sweet, I didn't know kenny's AMG was on iforged's site. Man do I miss that car.

[Hakkola]

Originally posted by bagelsjustbagel

When u use the trafic lights to practice ur timming


Ha guys, lets have a beyond meet and use "trafic" lights to practice our "timming."

TIMMAY!

[Hakkola]

Originally posted by brandon
I thought that SLK was Kennys? off the Iforged website?

http://iforged.com/showroom/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=2065&g2_serialNumber=2

And last I checked the SLK 320 the 0-60 time was 6.5 seconds..

What mods?

No mods, it is like that from the factory. He's a 16 year old stock broker, he can have any car he wants.


Originally posted by bagelsjustbagel
the SLK320 amg is the AMG sport package, so it DOES exist =p. and i own it

[KyleTA]

Originally posted by yamaha_rider777

or when your idea of a date is going for a cruise around town looking for nice cars

or when you start talking with a fellow car tuner and blow 3 hours well your wife/girlfriend is waiting out side in the car getting very mad at you for being a stupid car guy [/B]

those 2 are the best

[Boat]

Originally posted by l/l/rX
that was a horrific read.

i was typing u's and ur's back in grade 10.

ya men liek sirsly tht waz peinfull

[Mazstyle]

after the 12th "ur", I gave up. I might have agreed with some of those when I was 16......maybe

[Canmorite]

when u realize you need to work on ur speling

[403Gemini]

Wow, ESL Clearly wrote this list.