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DWNSHFTSIDEWAYS
03-28-2008, 02:59 AM
I'm driving my 240sx down this street in the bay. This nissan altima out of nowhere does a 2 lane split and gets on my ass. I'm like WTF? He then begins to Rev up at me. Wanting to race. We'll aint that some funny shit? No way in hell did I want to race him, because It would just be a waste of gas, and I would leave him with a trail of smoke. So I continue driving....and he splits to the next lane besides me and does a ricer flyby. So I notice the driver; some hispanic looking guy...As he drives past me. I noticed that he had a "VTEC" sticker on his trunk So I'm thinking wow. this fucking guy.

We get to the next stop light, and I tell him to roll down his window. He does so...and I ask.
Me-"Ay bro, your car is quick bro. Whatcha got in that beast? VTEC?"

Ricer-"Yea dude, I got VTEC and I got it hooked up with hondata, You know what that is right??"

Me-"No way dude, is that some sort of nas?"

Ricer "Its for opening up my valve at a certain timing..I kill Sti's all day bro"

Me-"Damn dude, Thats cool."

Ricer "What ya got in there??"

Me- "Nothing bro. all stock. Just a ricer ass muffler tip at the end of this bitch"

Ricer-"Ahh Alright..."

*LIGHT TURNS GREEN*

And this ricer trys to impress me by stomping on the gas, and as he does so. as his shifts to second, He does the nastiest 2nd gear grind I have ever heard in my life.

Next thing I know, He has his hazzard lights on. I pull next to him, and ask what happened?

Ricer-"I think I just blew my tranny bro!!"

Me- "No fucking way! Here I'll help escort you to the gas station..!"

So I drive behind him to "escort" him, and I pull out my camera phone. Just to take a pic of that nice VTEC emblem he had on his trunk. Once I snapped a quick one. I just drove past and went to tapioca express..

LMAO..Funny shit.
Here is the pic I snaped.


http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff221/AntzPrincess/0117081544a.jpg

KuruptEX
03-28-2008, 03:01 AM
lmfao:rofl:

DWNSHFTSIDEWAYS
03-28-2008, 03:05 AM
He had a GTR front bumper :thumbsdow

GTS Jeff
03-28-2008, 03:18 AM
You think that's bad...

I was driving my Legacy wagon one day when some clowns in a shitty old DSM flew by and weaved through traffic. But somehow we end up next to each other at the lights and he motions to race. I put my window down and ask if he would really feel great about beating a slow station wagon. He's dumbfounded, squeaks out a, "yeah," and then stares straight forward for the next 20 seconds at the lights. Then he takes off normally when the lights turn green. :rofl:

phrozen
03-28-2008, 04:23 AM
Lol, thats almost as dumb a the VTEC thing I saw on a
sunfire. Hahhahaha. Or the DOHC sticker on this
D-17 civic on ebay. lol.

eglove
03-28-2008, 10:20 AM
Originally posted by GTS Jeff
You think that's bad...

I was driving my Legacy wagon one day when some clowns in a shitty old DSM flew by and weaved through traffic. But somehow we end up next to each other at the lights and he motions to race. I put my window down and ask if he would really feel great about beating a slow station wagon. He's dumbfounded, squeaks out a, "yeah," and then stares straight forward for the next 20 seconds at the lights. Then he takes off normally when the lights turn green. :rofl:

can't spell disappointment without dsm

403Gemini
03-28-2008, 10:34 AM
"bro" ?! :dunno:

Fuck man watch fast and the furious 2 again

its "bra' "

bobby_lu
03-28-2008, 11:26 AM
Originally posted by 403Gemini
"bro" ?! :dunno:

Fuck man watch fast and the furious 2 again

its "bra' "

MANZIER!

:EzE:
03-30-2008, 07:06 PM
VTEC JUST KICKED IN YO! :burnout:

Jlude
03-30-2008, 07:39 PM
GHETTTTOOOOO

San Leandro eh... I was there today!

Saw a bunch of weird rides.

Spoons
03-30-2008, 07:42 PM
Originally posted by 403Gemini
"bro" ?! :dunno:

Fuck man watch fast and the furious 2 again

its "bra' "

Choose Christ bra!

EK 2.0
03-30-2008, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by GTS Jeff
You think that's bad...

I was driving my Legacy wagon one day when some clowns in a shitty old DSM flew by and weaved through traffic. But somehow we end up next to each other at the lights and he motions to race. I put my window down and ask if he would really feel great about beating a slow station wagon. He's dumbfounded, squeaks out a, "yeah," and then stares straight forward for the next 20 seconds at the lights. Then he takes off normally when the lights turn green. :rofl:


I wasn't motioning to race you...I was inviting you to join me for Dim Sum Sai Lo...

Kavy
04-11-2008, 12:15 AM
Originally posted by eglove


can't spell disappointment without dsm

I owned a 12.9sec DSM.

If it wasn't for the 6 engines i went through I would take offense to that comment.:rofl:

Destinova403
04-11-2008, 02:25 AM
damn i love these stories... i don't have very many, i think people know my car is slow...

ricefarmer
04-11-2008, 02:32 AM
no shit bra?!?!?! did you end up leaving his ass in a trail of smoke or wat?W??WW!?!
KILL ++STORE==Y YEAH!=!!+!!



Originally posted by DWNSHFTSIDEWAYS
I'm driving my 240sx down this street in the bay. This nissan altima out of nowhere does a 2 lane split and gets on my ass. I'm like WTF? He then begins to Rev up at me. Wanting to race. We'll aint that some funny shit? No way in hell did I want to race him, because It would just be a waste of gas, and I would leave him with a trail of smoke. So I continue driving....and he splits to the next lane besides me and does a ricer flyby. So I notice the driver; some hispanic looking guy...As he drives past me. I noticed that he had a "VTEC" sticker on his trunk So I'm thinking wow. this fucking guy.

We get to the next stop light, and I tell him to roll down his window. He does so...and I ask.
Me-"Ay bro, your car is quick bro. Whatcha got in that beast? VTEC?"

Ricer-"Yea dude, I got VTEC and I got it hooked up with hondata, You know what that is right??"

Me-"No way dude, is that some sort of nas?"

Ricer "Its for opening up my valve at a certain timing..I kill Sti's all day bro"

Me-"Damn dude, Thats cool."

Ricer "What ya got in there??"

Me- "Nothing bro. all stock. Just a ricer ass muffler tip at the end of this bitch"

Ricer-"Ahh Alright..."

*LIGHT TURNS GREEN*

And this ricer trys to impress me by stomping on the gas, and as he does so. as his shifts to second, He does the nastiest 2nd gear grind I have ever heard in my life.

Next thing I know, He has his hazzard lights on. I pull next to him, and ask what happened?

Ricer-"I think I just blew my tranny bro!!"

Me- "No fucking way! Here I'll help escort you to the gas station..!"

So I drive behind him to "escort" him, and I pull out my camera phone. Just to take a pic of that nice VTEC emblem he had on his trunk. Once I snapped a quick one. I just drove past and went to tapioca express..

LMAO..Funny shit.
Here is the pic I snaped.


http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff221/AntzPrincess/0117081544a.jpg

Gibson
04-11-2008, 11:08 PM
Originally posted by Destinova403
damn i love these stories... i don't have very many, i think people know my car is slow...

Er...off topic, but were you down at Chinook today?

2002civic
04-12-2008, 09:59 AM
haha what a tool, vtec FTW!! weeee

Destinova403
04-13-2008, 02:23 AM
Originally posted by Gibson


Er...off topic, but were you down at Chinook today?

yes i was... i was with my girlfriend... probably... got there around 1:30 and left around 3:30... shopping around. you should have come and said hi... i would have looked clueless for a couple mins, that could have been amusing. :dunno:

4lti7ude
04-13-2008, 02:32 AM
:rofl:

Gibson
04-13-2008, 09:39 PM
Originally posted by Destinova403


yes i was... i was with my girlfriend... probably... got there around 1:30 and left around 3:30... shopping around. you should have come and said hi... i would have looked clueless for a couple mins, that could have been amusing. :dunno:

I just drove by you on the way in, so I wouldn't have been able to anyway and not to mention I don't have any idea what you look like in person, just what your car looks like. But next time maybe.

Destinova403
04-13-2008, 09:45 PM
Originally posted by Gibson


I just drove by you on the way in, so I wouldn't have been able to anyway and not to mention I don't have any idea what you look like in person, just what your car looks like. But next time maybe.

come to the meet on wednesday, maybe we will meet then.

Gibson
04-13-2008, 11:53 PM
That's a good idea, how exactly do you get to the top level parking lot by Zellers?

Around 8ish right?

A790
04-14-2008, 08:02 AM
^^^ Awww, an online love affair :P

Jokes, jokes...

403Gemini
04-14-2008, 08:44 AM
Originally posted by bobby_lu


MANZIER!

:rofl: AWESOME

Eleanor
04-14-2008, 08:58 AM
Originally posted by Spoons


Choose Christ bra!

http://www.southparkstuff.com/content/images/epiguid/season10/episode1010.jpg

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: