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pf0sh0
04-10-2008, 11:14 PM
I just got back from a Mcdonald's drive-thru and was told almost THE funniest thing evar. I pulled up to the window and this black kid is commenting on my car as if he never seen a skyline before ( yeah, yeah go jdm jokes go). But anyways, he then tells me "we should race" I was like orly and asked this kid what he drove. He returns and tells me he drives a Nissan Acura. I try and hold in my laughter and question him what cars he merged to make this nssan acura but avoided answering. So I go on to other questions and ask if he had pictures?nope, what engine he has dropped in his "Nissan Acura" he then tells me he has a viper engine but when I ask " So.. it's a srt10?" He doesn't know because his friend gave it to him for 20,000$ and he "doesn't know". After all this BS I tell him, "yeah dude, we should race! It would be fawking awesome! He offered me his name and number so I could give him a shout and we'll set something up." He was so eager to give me his name and number and I told him I'd give him a call. I doubt there is a Nissan Acura in Calgary with a Viper engine. The nerve that kid had to say this made me rofl after. When I pulled away I was laughing so hard, I couldn't believe what this kid said. I really hope that there isn't a nissan acura with a viper engine, cause then I'd be fawked.


Well that's my story, flame it if you want. I thought it was a high quality lol.

BTW, His name is Abiel and he works at the mcdonalds in Douglas Glen if you ever want to ask him about the Nissan Acura.


Peace.:poosie:

sh0ko
04-10-2008, 11:18 PM
hahah post his ### hehe

Redlyne_jr
04-10-2008, 11:19 PM
post the ## phil lol:poosie:

pf0sh0
04-10-2008, 11:22 PM
Originally posted by sh0ko
hahah post his ### hehe

Think so? lol kind of a dick move to this kid.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to go back and ask him about it. Cause personally I lmaoed and so did my friends, it was the highlight of the day.

vengie
04-10-2008, 11:25 PM
funny story! ahaha


but ya dont post the number... thatd be a dick move...

dj_rice
04-10-2008, 11:27 PM
Maybe he was making fun of you?

RaDuS
04-10-2008, 11:28 PM
lmao wow!

pf0sh0
04-10-2008, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by dj_rice
Maybe he was making fun of you?

Possibly, even then, this kid seemed like he was dead straight serious about this. If it was a joke, he made an ass out of himself too.

I'll try and go back and stealth video tape him and ask him about it again, and I'll post that fa sho fa sho.

DonJuan
04-10-2008, 11:31 PM
doode you havn't seen the Acura Integra with the S15 front end conversion with the FWD Viper engine? I know some kid down south owns it. I think I have a link to the vid of him running it at the track last year...

LOL!

pf0sh0
04-10-2008, 11:33 PM
Originally posted by DonJuan
doode you havn't seen the Acura Integra with the S15 front end conversion with the FWD Viper engine? I know some kid down south owns it. I think I have a link to the vid of him running it at the track last year...

Werd, my buddy said he saw a black acura integra with strawburrrry face. but vipah engine?

and I clicked that link teehee:banghead:

KuruptEX
04-10-2008, 11:38 PM
Originally posted by DonJuan
doode you havn't seen the Acura Integra with the S15 front end conversion with the FWD Viper engine? I know some kid down south owns it. I think I have a link to the vid of him running it at the track last year...

Wtf lmfao

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c188/djburns/IMG_1936.jpg

FEAR THE MITSUBISHI ACURA

DonJuan
04-10-2008, 11:38 PM
lol, I was actually looking for the rick roll link, but couldn't find it.

pf0sh0
04-10-2008, 11:39 PM
how is it mitsu? isn't that a s15 front?! wtfbbq

pf0sh0
04-10-2008, 11:41 PM
Originally posted by DonJuan
lol, I was actually looking for the rick roll link, but couldn't find it.

who's the noob now! buahaha

edit: this one http://yougotrickrolled.com/

KuruptEX
04-10-2008, 11:42 PM
Originally posted by pf0sh0
how is it mitsu? isn't that a s15 front?! wtfbbq

damn 07's

ever seen a 1997 or 1998 Mitsubishi eclipse?

Redlyne_jr
04-10-2008, 11:42 PM
wtfbqq:rofl: :rofl:

DonJuan
04-10-2008, 11:42 PM
maybe it's a Talon front end that they just stuck S15 lights into. All the lines on the front are messed and don't match at all. So yeah definately some sort of hack job

And I clicked it for fun.

Deetz
04-10-2008, 11:43 PM
Maybe he has a version of this photoshop, lol

http://www.ratemyride.com/uploads/33873.jpg

pf0sh0
04-10-2008, 11:43 PM
Originally posted by KuruptEX


damn 07's

ever seen a 1997 or 1998 Mitsubishi eclipse?

no? did it just come out?

KuruptEX
04-10-2008, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by Deetz
Maybe he has a version of this photoshop, lol

http://www.ratemyride.com/uploads/33873.jpg

check list

acura check
viper engine check
nissan ????

wheres the nissan

chongkee_
04-10-2008, 11:45 PM
ya it looks like an s15 front, its unique but still ugly

DonJuan
04-10-2008, 11:45 PM
I was looking for the rick rolled link to the one that you can't close. You know the one that moves around and you cant close... LOL!

lamp_shade_2000
04-10-2008, 11:47 PM
Originally posted by KuruptEX


damn 07's

ever seen a 1997 or 1998 Mitsubishi eclipse?


damn 05's it says silvia right on the damn headlight....

pf0sh0
04-10-2008, 11:47 PM
Originally posted by DonJuan
I was looking for the rick rolled link to the one that you can't close. You know the one that moves around and you cant close... LOL!

WTF really? so what the only defence is to turn your comp off lol. Now I want to find it

KuruptEX
04-10-2008, 11:48 PM
well did some some research and sad to say but its a integra body kit

:( :( :( :(
http://www.body-kitz.com/contents/media/94_01_integra_s15_blits_ful.jpg

94-01 Acura Integra Blitz S13 Body Kit

$699.00

!
94-01 Acura Integra Blitz S13 Body Kit
MSRP: $799 Our Price: $699 Shipped!
94-01 Acura Integra S15 Blits Full Body Kit. Kit includes a S15 Blits Front Bumper, a Blazer rear bumper, and a pair of Blazer side skirts. Includes free shipping to any commercial address or ship straight to your door for only $30. Usually ships out in 3-5 business days. Note: Requres S15 headlight conversion.

the lights look s15 but the kit looked like a eclipse both right?

pf0sh0
04-10-2008, 11:51 PM
That is so gay, atleast if the front bumper weren't so gaysha, and the demo car didn't have altezza's. Even then I mean cmon wtf, viper engine?

Deetz
04-10-2008, 11:54 PM
Originally posted by KuruptEX


check list

acura check
viper engine check
nissan ????

wheres the nissan

ha ha, you never know, maybe he's running a Nissan rear diff and axel setup with the rwd conversion :rofl:

Redlyne_jr
04-10-2008, 11:55 PM
Alright Fixed

ACURA-check
Viper engine-check
Nissan badge-Check
Mcdonalds licence plate-check

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g105/csmalem/Untitled-1-2.jpg

pf0sh0
04-10-2008, 11:56 PM
I can't wait to go back the drive thru with my camera, and get his words on film. That will be GOLDEN. It will solidify my story and its hilarity.

DonJuan
04-10-2008, 11:58 PM
Originally posted by pf0sh0

WTF really? so what the only defence is to turn your comp off lol. Now I want to find it

Not it would eventually go away, but you had to wait for the screen to stop moving and then click through message boxes of all the lines of the song. It took about 2 mins. Now that I think about it, it is pretty funny.

KuruptEX
04-10-2008, 11:58 PM
Originally posted by pf0sh0
I can't wait to go back the drive thru with my camera, and get his words on film. That will be GOLDEN. It will solidify my story and its hilarity.

which mcdonalds?

pf0sh0
04-11-2008, 12:00 AM
Originally posted by KuruptEX


which mcdonalds?

The one in Douglas Glen SE, By Sobey's etc etc

ryanallan
04-11-2008, 12:01 AM
Originally posted by KuruptEX
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c188/djburns/IMG_1936.jpg
this is worst fitting front bumper that i have ever seen !

badatusrnames
04-11-2008, 12:03 AM
Originally posted by pf0sh0


WTF really? so what the only defence is to turn your comp off lol. Now I want to find it

This is it, but it's down I think:

www.internetisseriousbusiness.com

pf0sh0
04-11-2008, 12:06 AM
I think it would be funny if this kid wasn't fucking around and had a nissan acura with a viper engine and raped us all, but what are the odds. ammirite?

mo_money2supe
04-11-2008, 12:10 AM
I wish I could afford a car that's worth $20k, Nissan Acura Viper or not, when I worked at McD's! :rolleyes:

pf0sh0
04-11-2008, 12:14 AM
I wonder if he says this to other people rofl.

nbaker00
04-11-2008, 12:30 AM
Originally posted by pf0sh0
I wonder if he says this to other people rofl.
I'm certain more people are going to go now and see if he wants to race:rofl:
If I go, I'm certain to record it on my phone!

pf0sh0
04-11-2008, 12:35 AM
I asked if he had pictures on his phone or anything to prove he had it hes like uhh yeah, and then just rambled about other shit lol

EK 2.0
04-11-2008, 08:13 AM
Maybe he was just trying to pick you up...

And it seems to me you took his bait, and his phone number...You also said you will call him...

pf0sh0
04-11-2008, 09:14 AM
Originally posted by EK 2.0
Maybe he was just trying to pick you up...

And it seems to me you took his bait, and his phone number...You also said you will call him...

I have to admit he was cute ;)

pf0sh0
04-11-2008, 05:58 PM
I went back today, and he asked me to help him shoot flames. man I can't get enough.

EK 2.0
04-11-2008, 06:04 PM
Originally posted by pf0sh0

I went back today, and he asked me to help him shoot flames. man I can't get enough.


Shoot flames huh??...Well I guess this whole episode has outed you as a flamer...Why don't you just bend over and let him stick it up your 3 inch cat back??

dj_rice
04-11-2008, 06:13 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: to how this thread has turned out....

pf0sh0
04-12-2008, 01:21 AM
Originally posted by EK 2.0



Shoot flames huh??...Well I guess this whole episode has outed you as a flamer...Why don't you just bend over and let him stick it up your 3 inch cat back??

First off, I was just getting some eats, and homeboy Abiel was working, and its a 2 3/4 inche cat back. :poosie:

chosen-juan
04-12-2008, 01:55 AM
I thought it was a 2 1/2" catback?

EK 2.0
04-12-2008, 08:19 AM
Originally posted by pf0sh0

First off, I was just getting some eats, and homeboy Abiel was working, and its a 2 3/4 inche cat back. :poosie:



Well, it won't be once your "homeboy" Abiel gets through with it...

tom_9109
04-12-2008, 08:39 AM
Originally posted by ryanallan
this is worst fitting front bumper that i have ever seen !


You should see it in person. Funny thing this is the second time this cars been made fun of on here. first time was without the front end swap because of its exhaust in the middle.


Back on topic, I had some kid start trying to impress me about his honda civic with the RWD conversion he did and we should race. I think they just want to sound cool, they can never produce a car nor intelligent conversation

pf0sh0
04-13-2008, 01:33 AM
Originally posted by EK 2.0




Well, it won't be once your "homeboy" Abiel gets through with it...

No wai, I'll lock it up. Ever heard of pinch and turn.

Rocky
04-13-2008, 01:47 AM
...anyways, he then tells me "we should race" I was like orly...
lolol The story was a B but this line was A+

pf0sh0
04-14-2008, 08:57 AM
Originally posted by Rocky

lolol The story was a B but this line was A+

orly? hahaha