PDA

View Full Version : Heart Attack Grill



dino_martini
05-02-2008, 02:46 PM
The menu looks freaking good. Its in Arizona though, maybe worth the trip. Take out some insurance before you go. :rofl:

"The Quadruple Bypass burger has 8000 calories.[2] Customers who finish a Triple or Quadruple Bypass burger are pushed in wheelchairs to their cars by the waitresses.[1]" - - the waitresses dress like nurses.


http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/8083/menuva7.jpg

http://www.heartattackgrill.com/

98type_r
05-02-2008, 02:48 PM
If the quadruple bypass has over 8000 calories, then even a single burger there would have 2000+ calories :eek:

rmk
05-02-2008, 02:49 PM
Cool idea. Very nasty though. :barf:

dj_rice
05-02-2008, 03:38 PM
Anyone know how many cal is the Baconator?

95EG6P
05-02-2008, 03:41 PM
I want 3 triple bypass burgers to go please and a diet coke. :D

signature7
05-02-2008, 03:50 PM
i'd go for the nurses :D

JRSC00LUDE
05-02-2008, 04:09 PM
Originally posted by dj_rice
Anyone know how many cal is the Baconator?

A paltry 840. I can burn that shit off typing up insults. This, now this is a REAL burger. :drool:

a social dsease
05-02-2008, 06:33 PM
Waitresses in nurses outfits?? Sounds AWESOME! :poosie:

compton
05-03-2008, 07:35 PM
From the looks of those pictures, betcha those burgers are served red in the middle, too... if the heart attack doesn't get you, the e-coli will. What is it with Americans and medium rare burgers. Gross.

Ukyo8
05-03-2008, 07:40 PM
YUMMY!!

eglove
05-03-2008, 11:09 PM
i don't think i could finish a quadruple...:nut:

ercchry
05-03-2008, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by compton
From the looks of those pictures, betcha those burgers are served red in the middle, too... if the heart attack doesn't get you, the e-coli will. What is it with Americans and medium rare burgers. Gross.

french people eat hamburger meat raw, with raw eggs mixed in too. they seem to handle it just fine :dunno:

BlueGoblin
05-03-2008, 11:43 PM
That 8000 calorie measurement assumes complete digestion and absorption...

Really, that first 100 grams of fat would probably be just like turning the water on the water slide, and shoving a fat kid down.

You would probably be lucky to absorb half that before the rest turned into a mushy brown Ferrari running the Corsa of your intestines like it was trying to qualify for the pole position. :burnout:

ExOz
05-03-2008, 11:50 PM
That's heaven!

U4RIA
05-04-2008, 12:04 AM
Originally posted by BlueGoblin
That 8000 calorie measurement assumes complete digestion and absorption...

Really, that first 100 grams of fat would probably be just like turning the water on the water slide, and shoving a fat kid down.

You would probably be lucky to absorb half that before the rest turned into a mushy brown Ferrari running the Corsa of your intestines like it was trying to qualify for the pole position. :burnout:

Best metaphor ever!

Supa Dexta
05-04-2008, 09:54 AM
Do a google image search,

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2006-12/14/xinsrc_1421203142106078796137.jpg

http://www.johnmariani.com/archive/2007/070114/heart%20attack%20grill.jpg

Got in trouble cause of the nurses:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9N4Y1DpTxs

pinoyhero
05-04-2008, 04:31 PM
Nice, love the nurse waitress concept. Just gimme the smokes so I can sit back and watch the gluttony ensue.

snowboard
05-04-2008, 04:43 PM
those nurses are fugly lol
but its sweet id eat there