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kenny
05-27-2002, 04:34 PM
Enjoy... and have fun.

Superesc
05-27-2002, 04:44 PM
"...what if I pull up my shirt?... "

cocoabrova
05-27-2002, 04:57 PM
"Umm, yes'm, them ARE very nice breastusses... But yer still gittin' a ticket....."

Superesc
05-27-2002, 05:08 PM
"...was it as good for you as it was for me?..."

4wheeldrift
05-27-2002, 05:57 PM
"I'd like to suggest a reduction so you can see the speedometer..."

redline
05-27-2002, 06:27 PM
NO, There not "air bags"

I will show you mine if you show me yours!

They came with the car!

Ben
05-27-2002, 06:46 PM
COP: Well you see dear, I get mighty lonely out here on the road, my partner stole my cornbread and ran off on me while I was fillin up on fuel. Then I saw you race by, thought maybe you had some, but I see you are packing something far more satisfying than my ole measly corn bread

Hot Chick: Well, I'm sorry, I was in a mad dash to get to a "I Have a Perfect Rack" alumni meeting, see this is the logo right here on my shirt...guess I didn't see how fast I was going.

COP: Ah, I see...

Hot Chick: Yeah...

COP: Give me your hands...

Hot Chick: Huh?

COP: Do you moisturise? Y'See I've always had this problem, I've tried all these lotions and creams...they dont do nothin. My sister told me to wear gloves at night, but that kinda, y'know, interfears with my social live, if you know what I mean...

Hot Chick: Oh...well...Why dont you come with me to my Alumni meeting, I'm sure someone will have a good idea to help you with your hands...

COP: That would be teriffic *aside* "Big Daddys in da Hizzzzouse!!"

5.9 R/T
05-27-2002, 06:51 PM
"Where's the wet T-shirt contest?"

"It's chinese for 'I like men in uniform'."

"Plastic. Is there anything it can't do?"

"If you weren't driving a ford I might have let you see em!"

Ben
05-27-2002, 06:52 PM
Originally posted by 5.9 R/T


"If you weren't driving a ford I might have let you see em!"

hehehehehe

redline
05-27-2002, 06:56 PM
YOU PAID $5000 for THOSE???? :nut:

Fluidic
05-27-2002, 07:02 PM
Originally posted by kenny
http://forums.beyond.ca/attachment.php?s=&postid=3207

-- I'd fuck her! :bigpimp:

Superesc
05-27-2002, 07:07 PM
"Maam, Please put the oranges back in the grocery bag."

James
05-27-2002, 07:25 PM
Cop: "That is some nice HOT TITTIES you have there, uhh i mean AUDI TT!":bigpimp:

Superesc
05-27-2002, 07:30 PM
"Officer, I want some of your deep dark chocolate."

Ben
05-27-2002, 07:40 PM
"OFFICER! What do you mean its against the law to speed and flash cars at the same time?

5.9 R/T
05-27-2002, 07:43 PM
"But sir those stickers are for advertising! I'm not a ricer! HONEST!"

4wheeldrift
05-27-2002, 08:30 PM
Whadda ya mean silicon performance parts are illegal?!?

redline
05-27-2002, 09:18 PM
"Look at THESE then my dirty Knees!!"

gpomp
05-27-2002, 10:19 PM
"Officer, my face it up HERE"

infamous
05-27-2002, 10:32 PM
Cop: "The only reason that i stopped you is because your shirt has some fuckin' french symbol on it. yes, you do have nice titties, but your still getting a ticket."

Woman with nice breasts: "but officer, i didn't buy the shirt for the logo; i bought it because it shows my titties off!"

Cop: "well then if you take off your shirt and burn it, then i won't get you a ticket"

Woman: "hmmm. fine you win."

Cop: "i am the biggest :bigpimp: ever!"

5gluder
05-27-2002, 10:43 PM
Cop: So what does that symbol mean?

Chick said with a sexy smile: I'll show you what it means if you show me your back seat.

4wheeldrift
05-28-2002, 06:41 AM
"I'm sorry ma'am, we're going to have to confiscate those for umm...evidence....yeah that's the ticket"

Ed the SOHC
05-28-2002, 05:56 PM
"Do I look fat in this?"

"Officer, I heard once you go black you never go back"