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dj_rice
05-31-2008, 11:42 PM
I know what your all thinking, don't even go there :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080530/ap_on_re_as/japan_closet_woman




Japanese woman caught living in man's closet

TOKYO - A homeless woman who sneaked into a man's house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing.


Police found the 58-year-old woman Thursday hiding in the top compartment of the man's closet and arrested her for trespassing, police spokesman Hiroki Itakura from southern Kasuya town said Friday.

The resident of the home installed security cameras that transmitted images to his mobile phone after becoming puzzled by food disappearing from his kitchen over the past several months.

One of the cameras captured someone moving inside his home Thursday after he had left, and he called police believing it was a burglar. However, when they arrived they found the door locked and all windows closed.

"We searched the house ... checking everywhere someone could possibly hide," Itakura said. "When we slid open the shelf closet, there she was, nervously curled up on her side."

The woman told police she had no place to live and first sneaked into the man's house about a year ago when he left it unlocked.

She had moved a mattress into the small closet space and even took showers, Itakura said, calling the woman "neat and clean."

dooman24
05-31-2008, 11:53 PM
dude.. that's just freaky...

lumss
05-31-2008, 11:57 PM
haha wow thats f'd uppp

97'Scort
06-01-2008, 12:28 AM
How detached from reality do you have to be to NOT notice a 58 year old woman living in your closet?

"What shirt should I wear today?"

"The green one."

"Why thank you, magical talking closet. I think I should go snort some more coke."

mark4091
06-01-2008, 12:58 AM
^ agreed, but only in japan.

Ske7ches
06-01-2008, 01:03 AM
He was to busy surfing 10,000 pages of porn to notice the woman in his closet.

civicman
06-01-2008, 01:04 AM
Wow!!! Man the things I read!!! Whats this world coming 2

jav_
06-01-2008, 01:07 AM
lol thats messed up

Graham_A_M
06-01-2008, 10:03 AM
Originally posted by 97'Scort
How detached from reality do you have to be to NOT notice a 58 year old woman living in your closet?

"What shirt should I wear today?"

"The green one."

"Why thank you, magical talking closet. I think I should go snort some more coke."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :clap:

eblend
06-01-2008, 11:00 AM
Just spoke to my fiance about this article. She is japanese and she told me that the closets in Japanese traditional houses have an openeing at the top that leads to the attic. So it appears she lived in the attic

rice_balls
06-01-2008, 11:32 AM
^^ yup they are called "oshiire"
here's a link to a picture of one
http://www.as.ua.edu/nihongo/oshiire.htm

97'Scort
06-01-2008, 07:48 PM
She had moved a mattress into the small closet space...

I dunno, that suggests she was *in* the closet itself. Maybe it's just poor wording, but that's all we have to go on.

KyleTA
06-01-2008, 07:50 PM
Originally posted by eblend
Just spoke to my fiance about this article. She is japanese and she told me that the closets in Japanese traditional houses have an openeing at the top that leads to the attic. So it appears she lived in the attic

anyone who has seen the grudge should know what this is haha

nightfx
06-01-2008, 10:40 PM
Pretty sneaky for a 58 yr old. :rofl:

herragge
06-01-2008, 10:59 PM
hahahah clever woman
that is some freaky ass shit though lol

GQBalla
06-01-2008, 11:00 PM
scary....

ZorroAMG
06-02-2008, 10:55 AM
At least he noticed cause food was missing, not logs floating in the toilet. THAT would have been awkward.

Antonito
06-02-2008, 11:03 AM
She had moved a mattress into the small closet space and even took showers, Itakura said, calling the woman "neat and clean."

Man, even the homeless squatters are polite and industrious in Japan

Mixalot27
06-02-2008, 11:18 AM
Originally posted by Antonito


Man, even the homeless squatters are polite and industrious in Japan


:werd: If I were him I would consider keeping her. His apartment has probably never been cleaner and you don't even know shes there.

Xtrema
06-02-2008, 11:36 AM
http://japundit.com/images/grudge1.jpg

403Gemini
06-02-2008, 12:15 PM
Originally posted by 97'Scort
How detached from reality do you have to be to NOT notice a 58 year old woman living in your closet?

"What shirt should I wear today?"

"The green one."

"Why thank you, magical talking closet. I think I should go snort some more coke."

I literally LOL'd. :rofl:

nj2Type-S
06-02-2008, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by Xtrema
http://japundit.com/images/grudge1.jpg

i hate you...:thumbsdow lol, i freakin hate that movie!!!! couldn't sleep with my lights turned off for a week...let alone sleep with my blanket over my head...haha

francisc006
06-02-2008, 01:19 PM
Originally posted by Xtrema
http://japundit.com/images/grudge1.jpg

this is exactly what I was thinking of as I was reading the article... !!MEOW!!:eek:

dj_rice
06-02-2008, 07:27 PM
Originally posted by ZorroAMG
At least he noticed cause food was missing, not logs floating in the toilet. THAT would have been awkward.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

For some, it would not be awkward....:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: