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l/l/rX
08-24-2003, 05:54 PM
on my way home from vacation on a LOOONG 8 hour drive, i was reading my newest edition of super street. (september issue)

i was reading the letters and came across these 2 poems.

this first one is based on "Hail Mary"

VTEC motor, full of pistons
The nitrous be with you
Blessed art thou twin turbos
And Blessed is the air to thy intercooler
Coilovers and 17s should roll us to the streets now
And at the moment of our race
Amen
(sounds like street racing:thumbsdown)

this next one is based on "Our Father"

Our cars, who art in thy streets
Lowered by thy height
Thy body kits
They will be seen
On streets, as it is in car shows
Give us this day our daily drive
And forgive us our scratches
As we forgive those who scratch against us
And lead us not into slow drivers
But deliver us from cops
Amen
(this one was kind of weird but meh)

i hope this is not a repost.
Zephyr
08-24-2003, 06:04 PM
uhhhhh...i really dont know wut to say to this....
Ekliptix
08-24-2003, 06:08 PM
"We thank the car gods for multi-port nitrous injection....."

-F&F


ahahaah

sorry
GTS Jeff
08-24-2003, 06:56 PM
thats kinda sacriligious dontcha tihnk?
TalonVelocity
08-24-2003, 07:09 PM
I'll sacriligicize you.... *shakes fist*
l/l/rX
08-24-2003, 07:34 PM
Originally posted by GTS Jeff
thats kinda sacriligious dontcha tihnk?

sacriligious???? uuuh meh. hmmm, its not like the guy is making fun of the prayers. this guy said he goes to catholic school and he was bored soo he came up with these. :dunno:
Abom
08-24-2003, 07:42 PM
It's borderline material. It's not really out-right offensive, but a lot of people wouldn't aggree with it.


It's not bad though :thumbsup:
GTS Jeff
08-24-2003, 08:14 PM
Originally posted by l/l/rX


sacriligious???? uuuh meh. hmmm, its not like the guy is making fun of the prayers. this guy said he goes to catholic school and he was bored soo he came up with these. :dunno: well i dunno, i dont care personally....but i can see why some ppl would find it offensive.
tegdream
08-24-2003, 08:34 PM
Originally posted by TalonVelocity
I'll sacriligicize you.... *shakes fist*




:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

ur a genius!!!!!!
l/l/rX
08-26-2003, 12:02 AM
Originally posted by GTS Jeff
well i dunno, i dont care personally....but i can see why some ppl would find it offensive.

its all good i thought they were kinda neat soo i posted. :D