WTB: Calgary goin' out uniform

[G-Suede]

Hey guys,

I need to pick up the following asap: White Sunglasses, Affliction Shirt, Baseball Hat (must be able to be worn backwards too), and a Nixon Watch.

Also, can anyone recommend a good hairstylist and tattoo shop? Because I need a Fauxhawk and asian ink too.

It's so hard to keep up in this city, how does everyone find the time to be mma fighters, work fulltime, and hang out on 17th having staredowns?

The look I'm going for:

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB1005-769998.jpg http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB10178-706540.jpg

Please email me at: [email protected]

[JRSC00LUDE]

:rofl:

Nice one!

[GQBalla]

btw that isn';t a faux hawk.

[G-Suede]

I know, but I'm just starting out...

[GQBalla]

go big or go home.

ultimate receipe for your Calgary goin out uniform.

first off.

- steroids and lots of it
- pluck your eyebrows thin like a girl
- get your ears pierced (use cubic zarconias, cause real diamonds are expensive and you need money for steroids)
- get a gucci fanny pack (to hold wad of cash, good thing you saved so much from buying fake diamonds)
- purchase many pairs of lululemons (for the gym)
- online purchases of fake christian audigier and ed hardy shirts
- online purchases of fake D&G, Rock and Republics and True religions jeans (remember fake stuff ftw because you need money for steroids)
- get a hair cut
- go to cowboys to pick up little girls that will awe at your fake muscles but won't laugh at your tiny nuts cause they've never seen real nuts
- create a public image at the gym of yourself wearing the smallest beater you can find and flex non stop for hours on end in front of the mirror in the gym and in the bathroom.
- make friends with guys that look like you
- download the song "this is why im hot" and burn it 18 times on a cd
- go out and purchase a hyunda elantra
- go out and purchase a rockin system that is really loud
- put in your cd and pound this is why im hot outside the club for 15 minutes before parking and lining up at the club
- line up
- walk in with invisible humongous lat syndrome
- push your way to the bar
- order 2 jager bombs and 2 heinkens ( 1 for you and your teeny bopper gf)
- chill in the corner holding your gf and staring down at everyone
- repeat drink orders as stated above till your drunk
- once drunk dance like a tool
- leave and fuck you gf that is 16
- rinse and repeat

[teggypimp95]

Do you drink jager bombs.....

[GQBalla]

yes...yes i do

[snowboard]

Originally posted by GQBalla

- walk in with invisible humongous lat syndrome


this is the key to looking huge.

[G-Suede]

GQBalla, thanks man, it's true Calgarians are so friendly and helpful.

Teggypimp, well as with the hair, I'm building my way up. I usually drink China Whites, but this Saturday I plan on trying out a Goldschlager around 10:30pm to really set me off for the night!

[teggypimp95]

Originally posted by G-Suede
GQBalla, thanks man, it's true Calgarians are so friendly and helpful.

Teggypimp, well as with the hair, I'm building my way up. I usually drink China Whites, but this Saturday I plan on trying out a Goldschlager around 10:30pm to really set me off for the night!

Always good to have a game plan

[ExtraSlow]

I highly reccomend the goldschlager. If anyone gives you any static, just ask them how much gold they've had to drink today. That always shuts 'em up.

Practice being rude to the staff as well, that helps broadcast your superiority.

[98type_r]

Regarding your baseball caps, you have to make sure it's at least 2 or 3 sizes bigger than you would normally buy. This ensures a proper fit without having to bend the brim (bending the brim on a baseball cap would be just silly), having too big a hat also enables you to wear it on the back of your head as opposed to the top. Also, never remove the stickers your hat.

[GQBalla]

order liquid cocaine -

half goldschlager half jager

[broken_legs]

Originally posted by GQBalla

- walk in with invisible humongous lat syndrome



:rofl:

[Jlude]

Originally posted by GQBalla
go big or go home.

ultimate receipe for your Calgary goin out uniform.

first off.

- steroids and lots of it
- pluck your eyebrows thin like a girl
- get your ears pierced (use cubic zarconias, cause real diamonds are expensive and you need money for steroids)
- get a gucci fanny pack (to hold wad of cash, good thing you saved so much from buying fake diamonds)
- purchase many pairs of lululemons (for the gym)
- online purchases of fake christian audigier and ed hardy shirts
- online purchases of fake D&G, Rock and Republics and True religions jeans (remember fake stuff ftw because you need money for steroids)
- get a hair cut
- go to cowboys to pick up little girls that will awe at your fake muscles but won't laugh at your tiny nuts cause they've never seen real nuts
- create a public image at the gym of yourself wearing the smallest beater you can find and flex non stop for hours on end in front of the mirror in the gym and in the bathroom.
- make friends with guys that look like you
- download the song "this is why im hot" and burn it 18 times on a cd
- go out and purchase a hyunda elantra
- go out and purchase a rockin system that is really loud
- put in your cd and pound this is why im hot outside the club for 15 minutes before parking and lining up at the club
- line up
- walk in with invisible humongous lat syndrome
- push your way to the bar
- order 2 jager bombs and 2 heinkens ( 1 for you and your teeny bopper gf)
- chill in the corner holding your gf and staring down at everyone
- repeat drink orders as stated above till your drunk
- once drunk dance like a tool
- leave and fuck you gf that is 16
- rinse and repeat


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Edit: Those two girls are pretty damn hot though!

[anarchy]

haha I love the site they're from.
www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com

:rofl:

[jay42w8]

Funny thing is, those chicks are as much douchbags as the douchbags themselves. I personally don't find them attractive, I like my woman with curves, and by curves I don't mean round plastic tits.

[ajooo]

haha the guy in the first picture, looks like hes scared to touch the fuckin girl

[Jlude]

Originally posted by ajooo
haha the guy in the first picture, looks like hes scared to touch the fuckin girl

too busy trying to not look like he's flexing for the picture...

[arian_ma]

Originally posted by GQBalla
go big or go home.

ultimate receipe for your Calgary goin out uniform.

first off.

- steroids and lots of it
- pluck your eyebrows thin like a girl
- get your ears pierced (use cubic zarconias, cause real diamonds are expensive and you need money for steroids)
- get a gucci fanny pack (to hold wad of cash, good thing you saved so much from buying fake diamonds)
- purchase many pairs of lululemons (for the gym)
- online purchases of fake christian audigier and ed hardy shirts
- online purchases of fake D&G, Rock and Republics and True religions jeans (remember fake stuff ftw because you need money for steroids)
- get a hair cut
- go to cowboys to pick up little girls that will awe at your fake muscles but won't laugh at your tiny nuts cause they've never seen real nuts
- create a public image at the gym of yourself wearing the smallest beater you can find and flex non stop for hours on end in front of the mirror in the gym and in the bathroom.
- make friends with guys that look like you
- download the song "this is why im hot" and burn it 18 times on a cd
- go out and purchase a hyunda elantra
- go out and purchase a rockin system that is really loud
- put in your cd and pound this is why im hot outside the club for 15 minutes before parking and lining up at the club
- line up
- walk in with invisible humongous lat syndrome
- push your way to the bar
- order 2 jager bombs and 2 heinkens ( 1 for you and your teeny bopper gf)
- chill in the corner holding your gf and staring down at everyone
- repeat drink orders as stated above till your drunk
- once drunk dance like a tool
- leave and fuck you gf that is 16
- rinse and repeat
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[l/l/rX]

Originally posted by G-Suede
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB10178-706540.jpg
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jamie eason :drool: :drool: dude if you have to dress n look like that to get jamie eason, fuck im down!!! hehe

its kind of funny cuz isnt that guy a hardcore rocker???

[anhsicun]

forget about the faux hawk, u need this, the ol mighty dollar

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q304/anhthanh1/dollar_cornrows.jpg

[ecstasy_civic]

A Jeremy May fan... youll fit in great here!:nut: :rofl:

[shakalaka]

Ohhh Christ...!

[Darkane]

Originally posted by l/l/rX


jamie eason :drool: :drool: dude if you have to dress n look like that to get jamie eason, fuck im down!!! hehe

its kind of funny cuz isnt that guy a hardcore rocker???

2 things:

Aviators and an Iron Maiden shirt would transform him. Then he would be at least in that category. Right now he's confused.. very very confused.