Stupid Pigeons!

[mutherFUKKINbee]

Anybody know how to get rid of these bitches?? They seem to like hangin out in my balcony and shit all over the place. I tried bear macin these fukkers but they just fly away and come back. Im tempted to get a gun and go crazy.

[Sophal]

get like a fake hawk or something on your deck

[BlkMaxima]

Bear mace.

:rofl: :rofl:

[Grogador]

- chicken wire your balcony (keeps the women from jumping out too)
- glass shards or sharp spikes where they land (watch those handrails)
- a cat?
- high-velocity bricks?
- BB gun... can't really shoot it inside the city... airsoft toys would probably be sufficient

[teg_boya]

BB gun FTW

i had a problem with a rabbit in my grass so i shot it a few times with a bb gun and that bitch doesn't show its face anymore. i can imagine it being even more devastating to a pigeon...

[ga16i]

I hear draino works wonders on pigeons.

[em2ab]

Minute Rice

[mutherFUKKINbee]

Originally posted by em2ab
Minute Rice

Is that like some kind of poison i can feed them???

[dannie]

My parents neighbors had a pigeon problem. They went to the greenhouse and the guy said to buy an owl figure. So they bought this owl that is mounted to the roof of the houes, it moves its head with the wind and it creeped me out. It has worked well, the pigeons have not returned, but they were warned that they should move the fake owl once a week or so because the pigeons figure out its fake if it doesn't move.

Good Luck by the way

[em2ab]

Originally posted by mutherFUKKINbee


Is that like some kind of poison i can feed them???

Ya, it's called Minute Rice. The stuff you eat, it puffs up in their stomachs and they die. Haven't you been told you're not supposed to throw rice at a wedding anymore?

[Unknown303]

Mix draino and minute rice and glass shards....v:devil:

[craigcd]

PM Egmike and Legendboy, the will BB gun those bastards to death!

[analbumcover]

repost 08

http://forums.beyond.ca/st/215857/phuking-pigeons/

google sucks

http://www.howtogetridofstuff.com/pest-control/how-to-get-rid-of-pigeons

wait no it doesn't

[Eleanor]

Put a dead pigeon near where you don't want them, they stay away.

[dj_rice]

Originally posted by em2ab


Ya, it's called Minute Rice. The stuff you eat, it puffs up in their stomachs and they die. Haven't you been told you're not supposed to throw rice at a wedding anymore?

Cool I didnt know that

[Grogador]

and you call yourself DJ RICE :whipped: :rofl:

[dj_rice]

Originally posted by Grogador
and you call yourself DJ RICE :whipped: :rofl:



Minute Rice is for white folk, hence why I dont know about it

[D'z Nutz]

Originally posted by dj_rice


Cool I didnt know that

That's because it's not true.

[dj_rice]

Originally posted by D'z Nutz


That's because it's not true.

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/birdrice.asp

[mdeleon]

Ummmm you're either my roomate and changed your username or you have the exact same problem as us, and think mace will solve the problem. If this is my roomate, honestly, don't mace the balcony while my window is open, ESPECIALLY while I'm still sleeping...fool! lol

But seriously I'm down to get some bb guns and shoot those bitches if the rice idea doesn't work.

[szw]

Originally posted by Sophal
get like a fake hawk or something on your deck
http://images.usatoday.com/life/gallery/uncool/mohawk.jpg???

[Unknown303]

Originally posted by szw

http://images.usatoday.com/life/gallery/uncool/mohawk.jpg??? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Godfuader]

Fake owl. A family friend put one on her roof and the second by her garden. The pigeons just stare from the roof across the street and haven't come close in a couple months.