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max_boost

08-08-2002, 01:03 AM

Who watches Leno? I have to say he is the funniest of them all although he has some bad nights with gay jokes.

Who thinks George Bush really looks like George Bush? haha

Got to love Jay WAlking and Celebrity Jeopardy! haha

BarryBeach

08-08-2002, 01:06 AM

i also like Iron Jay ... that's sweet shit:D

Sam if you see this before you make another post you're the devil

lol your posts per day is at 6.66 ... DEVIL

:D

Dope Dealer

08-08-2002, 01:11 AM

I try to make an attempt to watch him every night. He is a riot. I also like Conan O'Brian.

Did any of you catch those Anna Nicole Smith jokes the other day? Damn those were harsh. :rofl:

Fluidic

08-08-2002, 01:18 AM

Did someone say.... LENO???

lol

buh_buh

08-08-2002, 01:19 AM

I think Conan is so much funnier than Jay Leno, but Jay Leno has way better guests.

max_boost

08-08-2002, 01:21 AM

Originally posted by buh_buh
I think Conan is so much funnier than Jay Leno, but Jay Leno has way better guests.

I think Conan sucks but I guess each comedian appeals to different people.

Dope Dealer

08-08-2002, 01:24 AM

One comedian I cannot stand at all is David Letterman. I also don't care for Craig Kilborn much either.

mwmhong

08-08-2002, 11:52 AM

Originally posted by max_boost
Who watches Leno? I have to say he is the funniest of them all although he has some bad nights with gay jokes.

Who thinks George Bush really looks like George Bush? haha

Got to love Jay WAlking and Celebrity Jeopardy! haha

They got Celebrity Jeopardy? I thought it was SNL, the only funny part of SNL?

Connery: "I'll take the rapists for 800"
Trebek: "That's THERAPISTS Mr. Connery"

RX-7_TWINTURBO

08-08-2002, 11:55 AM

I'll Take "Anal Bum Cover" for 500 alex.....
That's "An Album Cover" Mr Connery :rofl:
Its too bad celebrity jeopardy is no more because will ferrel left the show

RSeXy

08-08-2002, 12:24 PM

kevie88

08-08-2002, 12:41 PM

Originally posted by RX-7_TWINTURBO
I'll Take "Anal Bum Cover" for 500 alex.....
That's "An Album Cover" Mr Connery :rofl:
Its too bad celebrity jeopardy is no more because will ferrel left the show

"I'll take 'The Rapists' for 500 Alex!"

"That's THERAPISTS ... for 500 Connery!"

Bahahahah!:rofl:

Dope Dealer

08-08-2002, 12:42 PM

I thought I just had Deja-Vu, but I guess mwmhong and kevie88 just posted the same quote ;)

Redlyne_mr2

08-08-2002, 01:18 PM

Originally posted by kevie88

"I'll take 'The Rapists' for 500 Alex!"

"That's THERAPISTS ... for 500 Connery!"

Bahahahah!:rofl:
hahahahaha.snl celebrity jeopardy was the best snl skit ever...you can downoa dthem off Kazaa..they keep me laughing for hours....
Tribeck: what sounds does a dog make
Connery: moo...
Tribeck.no..(shakes his head is disbelief)..I woudl haev acepted woof, bark or "ruff"....
Connery: ahhhh "rough"...just like your mother likes it Tribeck...

hahahahah:rofl:

Ben

08-08-2002, 02:12 PM

Originally posted by Redlyne_mr2

hahahahaha.snl celebrity jeopardy was the best snl skit ever...you can downoa dthem off Kazaa..they keep me laughing for hours....
Tribeck: what sounds does a dog make
Connery: moo...
Tribeck.no..(shakes his head is disbelief)..I woudl haev acepted woof, bark or "ruff"....
Connery: ahhhh "rough"...just like your mother likes it Tribeck...

hahahahah:rofl:

The Penis Mightier...

Your sitting on a gold mine Trebeck!

Wai wai wait... did someone say they have penis mightiers?

Redlyne_mr2

08-08-2002, 02:20 PM

Originally posted by Benny

The Penis Mightier...

Your sitting on a gold mine Trebeck!

Wai wai wait... did someone say they have penis mightiers?
..tell me more about this penis mightier..because if it works I'll take a dozen:rofl:

Hakkola

08-08-2002, 02:37 PM

The penis mightier one is the best beside the Keanu Reeves one.

"I'll take balloons for 600 if you please."
"That's not a catagory."
"My mistake, I'll take balloons for 800 if you please."

This colour begins with urple.
Hilary Swank. " What is light urple?"
Trabek: No!
Keanu: Who is Jaleel White?
Trabek: What?
Keanu: You know, the humerous fellow with the glasses who loves cheese?"

And the video with Ricky Martin.
Trabek: Is the Hot tea, hot or cold.
Keanu: Is it iced tea?
Trabek: NO, THE TEA IS HOT!
Keanu: We'll then, I have no idea.

Redlyne_mr2

08-08-2002, 03:02 PM

Originally posted by Hakkola
The penis mightier one is the best beside the Keanu Reeves one.

"I'll take balloons for 600 if you please."
"That's not a catagory."
"My mistake, I'll take balloons for 800 if you please."

This colour begins with urple.
Hilary Swank. " What is light urple?"
Trabek: No!
Keanu: Who is Jaleel White?
Trabek: What?
Keanu: You know, the humerous fellow with the glasses who loves cheese?"

And the video with Ricky Martin.
Trabek: Is the Iced tea, hot or cold.
Keanu: Is it iced tea?
Trabek: NO, THE TEA IS HOT!
Keanu: We'll then, I have no idea.
hahahahhaahaha..i forgot about that one...that one rules

todaB18c5

08-08-2002, 06:24 PM

I watch leno...and conan..

Conan IS a lot funnier than leno or any other late night host... he is spontanious...not much of the card reader..

Hes writen some of the funniest simpsons episodes..and has had his own character on the simpsons...

Most peeps dont like conan coz he looks like an irish lanky fag... but he jokes about it... not to mention he destroys peoples in his audience...

Hakkola

08-08-2002, 06:33 PM

I like all of them, but it depends on the mood.

I Like the Daily show, what's the guy's name, John Stewart or something? And those newspaper clippings from Leno are awesome.

I messed up on that hot tea quote, fixed it.

szw

08-08-2002, 11:48 PM

Leno's awesome sometimes!

The guy I hate the most is that canadian, bald, fat, squinty eyed guy.

Dope Dealer

08-08-2002, 11:57 PM

Originally posted by szw
Leno's awesome sometimes!

The guy I hate the most is that canadian, bald, fat, squinty eyed guy.

Open Mike with Mike Bullard. Yeah, that guy is a disgrace to Canada :thumbsup:

Redlyne_mr2

08-09-2002, 10:01 AM

Originally posted by Dope Dealer

Open Mike with Mike Bullard. Yeah, that guy is a disgrace to Canada :thumbsup:
that show is fuckign terrible...everytime I watch i it blows my mind that its still on tv:dunno: :thumbsdow :thumbsdow :thumbsdow :thumbsdow :

dj_honda

08-09-2002, 12:39 PM

the former american presidents cartoon is funny too, on SNL.......and the Cameo shit...and the news cast
i love SNL i dunno what u guys are talking about........but i do agree, it has started to suck since Will Farell left