Let me tell you a story....

[LUDELVR]

As a weary traveller in the emu, I have seen a-many battles, but none so gut wrenching as the one I have encounted tonight!
It began as I was turning onto 64th ave from center street when I saw a pair of brightly glowing eyes (which seemed to change in color with each imperfection of the road) encased in a helmet of silver, slowly inching towards me. These bright eyes had placed me in a spell that only the car behind it could break, for even the driver of the silver beast gave notice. A fiery entity drew closer to the silver beast and a dazzling array of metal that encompassed it's red mouth taunted it's opponent. The two cars were now clear to me and the first was a silver s2k and the latter a red turbocharged civic and the civic was out hunting!

As the two drew nearer to battle, I moved to avoid the fray. The red monster blew by me and the s2k and as I looked back to see if he would give chase, the s2k laid dormant and did not take the civic's bait. The civic then allowed the s2k to gain even ground and once again the civic passed him unchallenged. Frustrated at this, the civic laid back and allowed the s2k to pass without query. As soon as this happened, the s2k then took a sharp left turn Northbound onto deerfoot trail and the civic followed with haste. I too took a great interest and led the emu in the same direction.

As the battle soon ensued, the civic found himself in quite an precarious position. He found himself on a sharp curve pushing his beast to the limits with no avail. The seemingly sleeping driver of the s2k had chosen his battle ground wisely, for now the hunter had become the hunted, and the civic was beginning to lag behind.

After what seemed like an eternity of turning to the civic driver, the s2k almost appeared to be unreachable, but low and behold the power of boost! The civic began to gain on his foe and this was quite uplifting for him. But it seems that fate has an ironic sense of humor for no sooner did the civic approach the s2k did another sharp turn lay before them. As hard braking began, the civic could not bare the challenge of the corner and had to decline his attack. However, the s2k came prepared for this and took that corner as if he had designed it himself. As the corner went further and further up the road way, the civic's brute strength seemed to dwindle for what is power without control?

The civic once again found himself playing catch-up and as surely as he was able to gain ground on his foe, surely another curve retracted his attack.

I soon was too far behind to witness anymore but from where I witnessed this battle, it was a battle of strength vs. dexterity. Had this been a straight forward attack with no curves, bends or corners, the red warrior would have surely been victorious, however, he was lured to where he was at a disadvantage and this became his undoing...:(

[James]

So the morol of this story is?..( very well written i might ad! , theres the edumacation showing! :rofl: ).

[YCB]

haha.. lots of edumaction.. good writer.. haha

[LUDELVR]

Originally posted by James
So the morol of this story is?..( very well written i might ad! , theres the edumacation showing! :rofl: ).

And the moral of the story is, or rather in the form of a question...pretend that this is Jeoprady hahaha:


Originally posted by LUDELVR
for what is power without control?

[lammer]

Originally posted by LUDELVR


And the moral of the story is, or rather in the form of a question...pretend that this is Jeoprady hahaha:



What is Yoda.

[Superesc]

Originally posted by LUDELVR


And the moral of the story is, or rather in the form of a question...pretend that this is Jeoprady hahaha:



What is Porn.

[ninspeed]

HOLY SHIT.. i had no clue leo had that in him..... one hell of a story, to bad they got rid of "legend" milk... that would have been a great read in the moring

[AccordTypeR]

Originally posted by lammer


What is Yoda.


define yoda. The story will be that much grater!:clap:

[max_boost]

LOL
I wish I can drive like that someday

[Ben]

Leo is an English Major...good to see it put to good use on a car forum, hahaha

[spyderman]

Can you write up another version in plain english so the rest of us can understand?:rofl:

[technohustla]

you know, every morning I come to this forum in search of greatness and this day has brought me pleasure previously unmatched by story. There really is nothing better than a good knight's tale especially one tied directly into the art of tuning. I can now go through my day with confidence that ricers will see another day.

[ZorroAMG]

Originally posted by spyderman
Can you write up another version in plain english so the rest of us can understand?:rofl:

Some doood was racin' some guy and he was turnin and shit and the little mofo couldn't turn as good so he just sorta kinda accelerated hard when it was straight, caught up a bit and had to turn again and lost all ground...just give'r eh?

Does that cover it man? LOL

[Z_Fan]

Originally posted by LUDELVR


And the moral of the story is, or rather in the form of a question...


So, Civic's really do SUCK?

[Z_Fan]

BTW,

Nicely written. Forgot to mention that. It's a NICE story!

[spyderman]

Originally posted by ZorroAMG


Some doood was racin' some guy and he was turnin and shit and the little mofo couldn't turn as good so he just sorta kinda accelerated hard when it was straight, caught up a bit and had to turn again and lost all ground...just give'r eh?

Does that cover it man? LOL

So many grammatical errors, go take an english course... :rofl:

[ZorroAMG]

wut yew meen mayn??? I speeks the fantastick englishes


Well written indeed, Leo....UofL education has just been validated. I feel a tear attempting to break free....

[SilverStreak]

Moral of the story, don't mess with a S2K in the corners. I love it when cars try to chase around offramps :D

[rage2]

Originally posted by SilverStreak
Moral of the story, don't mess with a S2K in the corners. I love it when cars try to chase around offramps :D
Corners is fine... it's the damn twisties & transitions where the S2K seems to leave everyone in the dust.

[alloroc]

Welldone.

Thankyou.

[cocoabrova]

Originally posted by James
So the morol of this story is?..( very well written i might ad! , theres the edumacation showing! :rofl: ).
Leo must've been drunk when he posted this, because he can't spell/type worth shit when he's sober:rofl:I guess he'll be packing some 'juice' in his briefcase when he goes to work:dunno:

[Ekliptix]

Control? says the mustang owner.

[l/l/rX]

well i gave up after the first paragraph. all i know is theres a civic and s2k racing on center street er something. wheres the grammar police when you need them?!?!?

edit: like wth is an emu?

[Redlyne_mr2]

I cant even finish the first paragraph its like reading Shakespeare, my mind begins to wander haha

[girlRACER]

:eek: Wow!! I agree....that was well written! I can definitely tell what your major is :) You should write some of my papers for me and help me get an A! :D

[Hakkola]

Hahaha, leo, your funny story touched me. I need to witness the awesome power of an S2K.

[alloroc]

Red civic in Calgary North huh.

ED??

[Ed the SOHC]

moral of the story:

s2k = 1
TC = 0

:(

[max_boost]

Originally posted by Ed the SOHC
moral of the story:

s2k = 1
TC = 0

:( Thanks for the race Bob, maybe next time! haha :rofl:

[Ed the SOHC]

Originally posted by max_boost
Thanks for the race Bob, maybe next time! haha :rofl:

hahaha.... riiiiiight :rolleyes:

[Dirty_SOHC]

Originally posted by max_boost
Thanks for the race Bob, maybe next time! haha :rofl:

Time for me to polish up on my skills:rofl:

[Ed the SOHC]

Originally posted by LUDELVR
As a weary traveller in the emu, I have seen a-many battles, but none so gut wrenching as the one I have encounted tonight!
It began as I was turning onto 64th ave from center street when I saw a pair of brightly glowing eyes (which seemed to change in color with each imperfection of the road) encased in a helmet of silver, slowly inching towards me. These bright eyes had placed me in a spell that only the car behind it could break, for even the driver of the silver beast gave notice. A fiery entity drew closer to the silver beast and a dazzling array of metal that encompassed it's red mouth taunted it's opponent. The two cars were now clear to me and the first was a silver s2k and the latter a red turbocharged civic and the civic was out hunting!

As the two drew nearer to battle, I moved to avoid the fray. The red monster blew by me and the s2k and as I looked back to see if he would give chase, the s2k laid dormant and did not take the civic's bait. The civic then allowed the s2k to gain even ground and once again the civic passed him unchallenged. Frustrated at this, the civic laid back and allowed the s2k to pass without query. As soon as this happened, the s2k then took a sharp left turn Northbound onto deerfoot trail and the civic followed with haste. I too took a great interest and led the emu in the same direction.

As the battle soon ensued, the civic found himself in quite an precarious position. He found himself on a sharp curve pushing his beast to the limits with no avail. The seemingly sleeping driver of the s2k had chosen his battle ground wisely, for now the hunter had become the hunted, and the civic was beginning to lag behind.

After what seemed like an eternity of turning to the civic driver, the s2k almost appeared to be unreachable, but low and behold the power of boost! The civic began to gain on his foe and this was quite uplifting for him. But it seems that fate has an ironic sense of humor for no sooner did the civic approach the s2k did another sharp turn lay before them. As hard braking began, the civic could not bare the challenge of the corner and had to decline his attack. However, the s2k came prepared for this and took that corner as if he had designed it himself. As the corner went further and further up the road way, the civic's brute strength seemed to dwindle for what is power without control?

The civic once again found himself playing catch-up and as surely as he was able to gain ground on his foe, surely another curve retracted his attack.

I soon was too far behind to witness anymore but from where I witnessed this battle, it was a battle of strength vs. dexterity. Had this been a straight forward attack with no curves, bends or corners, the red warrior would have surely been victorious, however, he was lured to where he was at a disadvantage and this became his undoing...:(

k, i finally read this whole thing through and understood it... why must you make it so complicated for the foreign kid? You know me engwish no good. I couldn't figure out what the hell an "emu" was or had to do with this story. I thought you were using an acrnym. :banghead: Now, I know you were talking about lynsi's truck. Anyways, good story telling.... it only took me 5 days to understand it.:D

[Ben]

Originally posted by l/l/rX

edit: like wth is an emu?

Basically a large bird resembling an Ostrich incapable of flight, residing in Australia.

[Hakkola]

Don't they have Emu farms in the southern states or mexico?

[LUDELVR]

Originally posted by Hakkola
Don't they have Emu farms in the southern states or mexico?

Hell man, there's an emu farm just outside of calgary going towards strathmore!!! :thumbsup: Oh, the emu is a wonderful beast!! Unfortunately, it has only one rival worthy of praise....the llama!!! hahahaha:rofl: