omg. im phat

[mikestang]

im so phat i cant even spell phat without hitting 2 keys completly across the keyboard =D

its FAT.. or FET..

women suck, i stopped going to the gym since i moved in with my gf.. 15lbs! ! ! ! !

I wish women didnt exist, i'd prefer sex with cars

[jsn]

Originally posted by mikestang
I wish women didnt exist

You know this is the first step right? Next thing you know you'll be out of the closet

[SJW]

No first step.

1. Move the fuck outta edmonton.

[mikestang]

but i like it in here ;)

"dad, tom cruise won't come out of the closet!"

"oh my gad, it's really nice in here! now I'm in the closet!"

[Super_Geo]

Dude, put the shrooms down... it's 9AM, go to work.