Top 10 things only men can do

[xLostx]

Being a guy FTW!!

Linkage (http://ca.askmen.com/top_10/entertainment/top-10-things-only-men-can-do_10.html)

[Schwa]

1) Why don't you just post the list here?
2) I remember when Askmen wasn't a bloated website with bad articles and flash and popups everywhere.

[xLostx]

1) Just trying to give you some exercise, clicking your mouse 10-12 times can be strenuous but I believe in you! push it to the limit!
2) That's sweet, was the wheel invented back then? or was fire just coming about?

[Schwa]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m114/sylviaviridian/macros/Cat%20Macros/FACEPALM.jpg

[beyond_ban]

i cant access the link at work. does someone want to cut/paste the link here?

[Alterac]

No.10 - Go topless
Sure, women can go topless on the beach, but we can do it whenever and wherever we please. Walking down the street? Off. Mowing the lawn? Off. Street ball? Skins. Rollerblading -- women can try it, but it might be painful. Still in doubt? What gender do you think is responsible for “No Shirts. No Shoes. No Service.”? Useless nipples and the lack of oversized sweat glands are the reasons for this entry on our list of things only men can do.

No.9 - Hold our liquor
Sorry ladies, we’re genetically wired to pack it away a lot better than you. Men produce more of the protective enzyme alcohol dehydrogenase, which breaks down alcohol. This ultimately means that while you’re buzzing off one Cosmo and saying “I love this song” for five songs straight, we can enjoy another two whisky sours and continue to debate whether or not the world can be saved from global warming.

No.8 - Manscape
The playoff beard, the love canal, the Fu Manchu, and the goatee are strictly male innovations, and growing them are things only men can do. Plus we can wear chest, underarm, leg, ear, and nose hair as proudly and loudly as we like. Women? Sure they can imitate our Sasquatch look, but like the Sasquatch, they might limit their survival to a small band of tree huggers, who also share their “natural” beauty.

No.7 - Navigate spatially
Men are much better at seeing things as they really are -- in 3-D. True, the fact that we can see Spy Kids 3-D in focus is no reward, but our superior ability to see shapes also improves our abilities in geometry and math. This explains why more men are math geniuses than women. Sure, the journal Science declared otherwise in 2008 and we are socialized to believe girls are less competent in this realm, but tradition is a hard thing to beat.

No.6 - Shave our heads
Sure, Natalie Portman, Sigourney Weaver and Demi Moore all sheared their locks for Hollywood, but as a true lifestyle choice in everyday society, guys have mastered the bald top. From Michael Jordan to David Beckham to Samuel L. Jackson guys wear bald better. Still need more proof? Just look at bald Britney. Result: Shaving our heads is something only men can do.

No.5 - Play real sports
Be honest; which of these would you prefer to watch: WNBA or NBA? NHL or women’s hockey? NFL or women’s rugby? MLB or softball? We understand that women play plenty of sports and, yes, they are good athletes, but their sports are a snoozefest to watch. An example, in the WNBA a slam dunk stops the presses, while in the NBA, unless it’s a back reverse through three defenders, it’s just another two points.

No.4 - Fertilize eggs
Call it mankind, humankind or peoplekind, we have fertilized history. Yes, our swimmers are under siege from early scientific studies that show women can create sperm from their own bone marrow. And of course, studies are also underway to grow babies out of the womb. Are these studies headed by lesbians? Anyway, until our offspring are named 1765A and 1766B, our tadpoles will continue to hit the target.

No.3 - Pee standing up
Full bladder, but there’s a line for the urinal? Just step outside and pee behind a dumpster. On a camping trip? Pee and lean against a tree to steady your flow. While women have to unzip, pull down and crouch before they can go, our process is pretty simple: Find some cover, unzip and go. And if we want to write our name in the snow, we can see exactly what we’re doing.

No.2 - F*** things
Yep, we can stick ourselves into the middle of things better than anything else. Of course, some of us can do it better than others, but no amount of plastic pegs, rods or mambas can come close to our natural technique.

No.1 - Age well
Sorry ladies, all your creams, moisturizers and youth-in-a-bottle remedies have nothing on us. Our male hormones give us thicker skin, which means we get fewer wrinkles and our skin stays younger longer. While women have Joan Rivers to look forward to, we have Sean Connery. Keith Richards? Well, we’ll just count him as a genetic anomaly.

[Melinda]

All true, damn you men. Although woman have a few things they can do that men definately can't, a lot of them really friggin suck.

[finboy]

Originally posted by Schwa
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m114/sylviaviridian/macros/Cat%20Macros/FACEPALM.jpg

i can see i'm not needed here

[gpomp]

Originally posted by finboy


i can see i'm not needed here you missed the OG beyond meet last week

[FiveFreshFish]

Originally posted by Alterac
No.3 - Pee standing up



Originally posted by Melinda
All true, damn you men. Although woman have a few things they can do that men definately can't, a lot of them really friggin suck.


Doesn't stop women from trying!
:nut:

I spotted this in the hostel in Hiroshima where I stayed.

[civicrider]

i think they squat backwards into them

[Atriux]

Or... they do it like that girl from step brothers xD

[jsn]

No. 4 just seems like a space filler... of course women can't fertilize eggs just like we men can't produce eggs...

But i think this list should be more of a general guideline and not the rules. I mean, if women want to go topless, by all means, don't let this stop you:D