Best Calgary Night Clubs to Pick up Girls

[Tupacsoze]

Hey guys I'm from BC and I'm coming to Calgary this weekend and was wondering about some rockin places that have friendly girls easy to pick up. Some guy was tellin me about a place called back alley or somethin but i don't know never been to calgary. Help would be appreciated.

[snowboard]

lol
back alley
roadhouse
cowboys


ta-da

[dj_rice]

The Cecil and make sure you visit Detour also

[BenC]

+1 detour. you'll have no problem there

[rmk]

Yeah, the Back Alley has tons of easy girls. Any guy could walk out with one.

Another place is called the Cecil. Downtown.

[Khalil.e]

Originally posted by dj_rice
The Cecil and make sure you visit Detour also

+1

[Tupacsoze]

Originally posted by Tupacsoze
Hey guys I'm from BC and I'm coming to Calgary this weekend and was wondering about some rockin places that have friendly girls easy to pick up. Some guy was tellin me about a place called back alley or somethin but i don't know never been to calgary. Help would be appreciated.

Cool thanks

[Tupacsoze]

Hey isn't the cecil some cracked out hotel with a bunch junkies if so then fuck that...........

[bubbley]

Detour bro

[dj_rice]

Originally posted by Tupacsoze
Hey isn't the cecil some cracked out hotel with a bunch junkies if so then fuck that...........




WAT?Oh my bad I didn't know....Detour then

[ercchry]

Originally posted by Tupacsoze
Hey isn't the cecil some cracked out hotel with a bunch junkies if so then fuck that...........

well if you feel home sick then you might as well stop by there for a bit :D

[Tupacsoze]

Originally posted by dj_rice





WAT?Oh my bad I didn't know....Detour then

No thanks any more SERIOUS suggestions

[sxtothe240]

backalley

[drtoohotty1]

as long as you keep feeding them one liners and booze pretty much any bar is easy pickins: Back alley, Tequila, Roadhouse, Snatch, tantra, cougars at the whiskey.... thats pretty much the entire list right there I left cowboys out because i fucking hate that place

[QuasarCav]

2pac 4 lyfe

[drtoohotty1]

Originally posted by QuasarCav
2pac 4 lyfe

WTF :dunno:

[badatusrnames]

Calgary can be a pretty tough crowd, chicks aren't as approachable like other cities... I've had good luck at the Met on 8th Ave if mid-20's is your deal...

[davidI]

Calgary chicks are money grubbing wh0res. That said, I've always done well at the Road House, Ceili's and Met Grill.

[dj_rice]

First what ethnicity are you?

[mdeluxe]

Check out Twisted :angel:

[Supa Dexta]

tequila for <18:rofl:

[gen2teggy]

crackally
and i got me a few at tnt supermarket

[Tupacsoze]

Originally posted by dj_rice
First what ethnicity are you?

Does it matter in Calgary i'm not caucasian

[Neil4Speed]

Originally posted by Tupacsoze


Does it matter in Calgary

You should probably focus on getting in first before worrying about picking up girls.

[ercchry]

Originally posted by Tupacsoze


Does it matter in Calgary i'm not caucasian

hmm then the ally could be hit or miss, you will have the exotic thing going for you, but could be a tough crowd

[xLostx]

alley is a rock/metal bar, it's ok once in a while but far from my favorite bar. Snatch is a good spot as long as it's busy. Roadhouse usually has a decent amount of good looking broads

[drtoohotty1]

Originally posted by Tupacsoze


Does it matter in Calgary i'm not caucasian

This could be your first problem.....

[LadyLuck]

If youre talking bout the Gay Detours...that place closed down a long time ago.

and for all those suggesting Twisted Element..go for it..youll find more straight chicks there then any other bar in calgary!

[JRSC00LUDE]

lolz at this thread.....

You don't go out and pick up chicks, that's your first mistake right there. You go out and just have a good time and they pick you up.

[Kona9]

First off, if you claim to not be white and are from BC with Tupac in your name...you are brown.

Second, your question is hilarious. If you have enough game to pick up at all, you would just go anywhere. Any popular establishment on a saturday or weekend portion is generally about drinking and hopefully hooking it up for the most part.

If you want young dumb easy chicks, you can bring your chloroform to Tequila, Cowboys, (watch out for flying toilet tank covers) Roadhouse, Back Alley, Snatch. They are all basically glorified teen dance parties with uber loads of douche flying around.

Hopefully you will pack some Ed Hardy or Christian Audigier shirts to fit in.

If you want some cougs or more mid to late 20's crowd, Melrose is a fair starter place. You could even start laying trap lines at 1410, make your way East on 17th and stop in at The Metropolitan Grill for a few. (hopefully you know how to clean a pool, as the sugar mommas are waiting for you there) After a couple there, make sure you stop in at Melrose, then Yardhouse, and by that time you will be able to show up to the Ship and Anchor for a couple. Contrary to popular belief, the Ship and Anchor is not a full on Dyke, Treehugger bar. It has the image, but there are some SUPER down to earth cool people that go there. (yes hot chicks too, just not flooded like the club scene)
Then if you are still game for the stuck up bitches in this city, you can take a pick of the above mentioned clubs.

Good luck.

[rmk]

Originally posted by Kona9
First off, if you claim to not be white and are from BC with Tupac in your name...you are brown.

Second, your question is hilarious. If you have enough game to pick up at all, you would just go anywhere. Any popular establishment on a saturday or weekend portion is generally about drinking and hopefully hooking it up for the most part.

If you want young dumb easy chicks, you can bring your chloroform to Tequila, Cowboys, (watch out for flying toilet tank covers) Roadhouse, Back Alley, Snatch. They are all basically glorified teen dance parties with uber loads of douche flying around.

Hopefully you will pack some Ed Hardy or Christian Audigier shirts to fit in.

If you want some cougs or more mid to late 20's crowd, Melrose is a fair starter place. You could even start laying trap lines at 1410, make your way East on 17th and stop in at The Metropolitan Grill for a few. (hopefully you know how to clean a pool, as the sugar mommas are waiting for you there) After a couple there, make sure you stop in at Melrose, then Yardhouse, and by that time you will be able to show up to the Ship and Anchor for a couple. Contrary to popular belief, the Ship and Anchor is not a full on Dyke, Treehugger bar. It has the image, but there are some SUPER down to earth cool people that go there. (yes hot chicks too, just not flooded like the club scene)
Then if you are still game for the stuck up bitches in this city, you can take a pick of the above mentioned clubs.

Good luck.

PWNT

[VWEvo]

Originally posted by Kona9
First off, if you claim to not be white and are from BC with Tupac in your name...you are brown.

Second, your question is hilarious. If you have enough game to pick up at all, you would just go anywhere. Any popular establishment on a saturday or weekend portion is generally about drinking and hopefully hooking it up for the most part.

If you want young dumb easy chicks, you can bring your chloroform to Tequila, Cowboys, (watch out for flying toilet tank covers) Roadhouse, Back Alley, Snatch. They are all basically glorified teen dance parties with uber loads of douche flying around.

Hopefully you will pack some Ed Hardy or Christian Audigier shirts to fit in.

If you want some cougs or more mid to late 20's crowd, Melrose is a fair starter place. You could even start laying trap lines at 1410, make your way East on 17th and stop in at The Metropolitan Grill for a few. (hopefully you know how to clean a pool, as the sugar mommas are waiting for you there) After a couple there, make sure you stop in at Melrose, then Yardhouse, and by that time you will be able to show up to the Ship and Anchor for a couple. Contrary to popular belief, the Ship and Anchor is not a full on Dyke, Treehugger bar. It has the image, but there are some SUPER down to earth cool people that go there. (yes hot chicks too, just not flooded like the club scene)
Then if you are still game for the stuck up bitches in this city, you can take a pick of the above mentioned clubs.

Good luck.

:rofl:

That was a great post, and very true!!!

[drtoohotty1]

Originally posted by rmk


PWNT

more like he got BEYOWND

[Ukyo8]

Originally posted by drtoohotty1


This could be your first problem.....

yeah could be a real tough one...

:rofl:

[89coupe]

Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE
lolz at this thread.....

You don't go out and pick up chicks, that's your first mistake right there. You go out and just have a good time and they pick you up.

Exactly!

[LadyLuck]

Originally posted by Kona9
First off, if you claim to not be white and are from BC with Tupac in your name...you are brown.

Second, your question is hilarious. If you have enough game to pick up at all, you would just go anywhere. Any popular establishment on a saturday or weekend portion is generally about drinking and hopefully hooking it up for the most part.

If you want young dumb easy chicks, you can bring your chloroform to Tequila, Cowboys, (watch out for flying toilet tank covers) Roadhouse, Back Alley, Snatch. They are all basically glorified teen dance parties with uber loads of douche flying around.

Hopefully you will pack some Ed Hardy or Christian Audigier shirts to fit in.

If you want some cougs or more mid to late 20's crowd, Melrose is a fair starter place. You could even start laying trap lines at 1410, make your way East on 17th and stop in at The Metropolitan Grill for a few. (hopefully you know how to clean a pool, as the sugar mommas are waiting for you there) After a couple there, make sure you stop in at Melrose, then Yardhouse, and by that time you will be able to show up to the Ship and Anchor for a couple. Contrary to popular belief, the Ship and Anchor is not a full on Dyke, Treehugger bar. It has the image, but there are some SUPER down to earth cool people that go there. (yes hot chicks too, just not flooded like the club scene)
Then if you are still game for the stuck up bitches in this city, you can take a pick of the above mentioned clubs.

Good luck.

HAHA wow Kona, you know your way around!

Good read :thumbsup:

[malcolmk14]

Originally posted by Kona9
First off, if you claim to not be white and are from BC with Tupac in your name...you are brown.

Second, your question is hilarious. If you have enough game to pick up at all, you would just go anywhere. Any popular establishment on a saturday or weekend portion is generally about drinking and hopefully hooking it up for the most part.

If you want young dumb easy chicks, you can bring your chloroform to Tequila, Cowboys, (watch out for flying toilet tank covers) Roadhouse, Back Alley, Snatch. They are all basically glorified teen dance parties with uber loads of douche flying around.

Hopefully you will pack some Ed Hardy or Christian Audigier shirts to fit in.

If you want some cougs or more mid to late 20's crowd, Melrose is a fair starter place. You could even start laying trap lines at 1410, make your way East on 17th and stop in at The Metropolitan Grill for a few. (hopefully you know how to clean a pool, as the sugar mommas are waiting for you there) After a couple there, make sure you stop in at Melrose, then Yardhouse, and by that time you will be able to show up to the Ship and Anchor for a couple. Contrary to popular belief, the Ship and Anchor is not a full on Dyke, Treehugger bar. It has the image, but there are some SUPER down to earth cool people that go there. (yes hot chicks too, just not flooded like the club scene)
Then if you are still game for the stuck up bitches in this city, you can take a pick of the above mentioned clubs.

Good luck.

Couldn't have said it better myself. well done.

[5.0]

Kona good post haha :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

I wouldn't suggest the Back Alley if your brown, mind you there still is a chance that you could still pull it off, but the fat chick - hot chick ratio is about 10:1. :thumbsdow


and the music is way to loud...

[TorqueDog]

Kona's post is pure genius.

lol, Best Calgary nightclubs to pick up girls, what a thread... how did this guy not get flamed all the way back to East Hastings where he belongs?

[Pacman]

+1 Twisted Element

[Chester]

Originally posted by Kona9

Hopefully you will pack some Ed Hardy or Christian Audigier shirts to fit in.


QFT:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Super_Geo]

Originally posted by Kona9
First off, if you claim to not be white and are from BC with Tupac in your name...you are brown.

Your detective skills are amazing :rofl:!

[Kona9]

Originally posted by Super_Geo


Your detective skills are amazing :rofl:!

I'm white and from BC with many Brown friends!

Even I know that the fastest way from India to China is the Portman Bridge!

:D

[Cooked Rice]

roadhouse, back alley hahaha

[g-m]

hella hella stuck up its disheartening
gooooooooooood luck finding a hottie who isn't the most stuck up bitch on the planet I cant stand calgary girls and I grew up here

[takkyu]

Detours is now Republik

I think The Eagle is still open.. that would be a good alternative to Detours probably.

[Hakkola]

Originally posted by Kona9


If you want some cougs....

I'm sorry, but mentioning cougars without talking about Rose n' Crown is failure.

[Jlude]

Originally posted by Supa Dexta
tequila for &lt;18:rofl:


surprised it took so long for someone to say this.

[5.0]

Originally posted by Hakkola


I'm sorry, but mentioning cougars without talking about Rose n' Crown is failure.

Or Ranchmans... Ive scored many cougs there, one even paid for my whole night one time!

[Alterac]

Originally posted by Kona9
If you want young dumb easy chicks, you can bring your chloroform to Tequila, Cowboys, (watch out for flying toilet tank covers) Roadhouse, Back Alley, Snatch. They are all basically glorified teen dance parties with uber loads of douche flying around.


Hahahah, Loads of Douche flying around.

Usually you can find them by the flock of pink shirts with popped collars. Its nice they wear a big douche flag. :D

[jay42w8]

Originally posted by Hakkola


I'm sorry, but mentioning cougars without talking about Rose n' Crown is failure.

What? I didn't know that lol...are they hot?

If you're a BROWN douchebag go to Blvd Saturday nights or Opus...

[jdmSiR]

edit:

schanks

[Skyline_Addict]

lawl u guys remember the palace? i sure do, haha.

[sxtothe240]

Originally posted by Skyline_Addict
lawl u guys remember the palace? i sure do, haha.


hahahaha yea i do.

what did they turn it into now?

[BigShow]

Originally posted by sxtothe240



hahahaha yea i do.

what did they turn it into now?

Flames Central

[Kona9]

Originally posted by jay42w8


What? I didn't know that lol...are they hot?

If you're a BROWN douchebag go to Blvd Saturday nights or Opus...

If you want to spend 15$ or more on a martini or even 10 bucks a bottle of say Strongbow. That place is so fuckin pretentious it is not even funny!!!

[TorqueDog]

Originally posted by Kona9
If you want to spend 15$ or more on a martini or even 10 bucks a bottle of say Strongbow. That place is so fuckin pretentious it is not even funny!!! We went to BLVD one time on a whim and walked in and was like "Okay... it's tiny in here... and I just paid $12 for a drink that costs $7 everywhere else... what the hell is this all about," and we left shortly thereafter.

[Eleanor]

Ugh, picking up sluts from a club FTL :thumbsdow

[jay42w8]

Originally posted by Kona9


If you want to spend 15$ or more on a martini or even 10 bucks a bottle of say Strongbow. That place is so fuckin pretentious it is not even funny!!!

Uhhh...that's why I said if you're a brown DOUCHEBAG. They play fucking douchebag techno music (Electro House) all night long too and the place is a complete sausage fest...everyone in there looks like a Guido wannabe.

[Kona9]

Originally posted by jay42w8


Uhhh...that's why I said if you're a brown DOUCHEBAG.

Don't you have some whining to do in the gang section? :D

Actually after your edit, I must say that the addition is rather funny!!

Hopefully honky Electro House fanboys don't get their skivvies in knots.

[nismodrifter]

Originally posted by Kona9

Even I know that the fastest way from India to China is the Portman Bridge!

:D

Classsssssssssic joke hahahahhaa. That's usually one of the first things I say when I meet someone from Vancouver :D

Gud vun my gora phrend. Gud vun.

[SpoonEK9@STRD]

saleh goreh

[bituerbo]

Warehouse, be prepared to feel love.

[jay42w8]

I wish I was joking but this is LITERALLY what BLVD looks like when you walk in on a Saturday night...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu9SNcqKMDc

[choirboy]

If you have never been to Calgary, be prepared to see lots of dudes. Pretty much every club in the city is a sausage fest. However, it doesnt mean you cant pick up women despite that. It still is definitely possible.

Roadhouse
Cowboys
Whiskey
Tantra
Mercury
Blvd.

[sillysod]

Haha BLVD..... went there 1x. Rolled in to the parking lot and noticed a lot of shitbox cars for a supposedly "high end" club.

Big $$$ kids jumping out of their Taurus Station wagons wearing Lacoste shirts worth more than their cars.


best club EVER was Dewy Stevens or the Taz haha

[Kavy]

Originally posted by jay42w8
I wish I was joking but this is LITERALLY what BLVD looks like when you walk in on a Saturday night...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu9SNcqKMDc

QFT

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Ukyo8]

Originally posted by bituerbo
Warehouse, be prepared to feel love.

:rofl:

[Rat Fink]

.

[Ukyo8]

Originally posted by Rat Fink
Find a good girl outside of the bar. I like lower mileage women better. :dunno:

Going to clubs in calgary is no different than hunting out hookers. Instead of a money exchange its just a drink exchange and a few hours of your time. whoopety. Its so funny how the bar skanks will fuck you for free and don't even have the grasp on capitalism to try and make a few bucks doing it. Besides, once you've been with one bar skank, aren't they all pretty much the same?

Chapters is pretty good haha

[Canmorite]

Originally posted by drtoohotty1


more like he got BEYOWND

:rofl:

[Shift_Perform]

lol what club is good for blacks?
what clubs are good for asians?
what clubs are good for browns?
what clubs are good for non-caucasians and non of the above?

LOL

definetion of "good" meaning easy to get in and have a good time

[reborn_euro]

guys... your making it seem like in the last 2 years bouncers have gotten special instructions about what groups are allowed into their clubs......:nut:

[TorqueDog]

Originally posted by reborn_euro
guys... your making it seem like in the last 2 years bouncers have gotten special instructions about what groups are allowed into their clubs......:nut: ... they haven't?

[sabad66]

sarcasm detector not working today?

[reborn_euro]

Damn.... I even tried spraying vtec all over my sarcasm to make sure it got through.

[TorqueDog]

Originally posted by sabad66
sarcasm detector not working today? I was being facetious. :D