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hadookin
08-30-2008, 12:48 AM
gotta love the friday emails flying around the office... I lol'd

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during
the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her
snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.

2. Dressage commentator: This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother.

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and
father.

4. Boxing Analyst: Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in
boxing, but none of them really that serious.

5. Softball announcer: If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again.

6. Basketball analyst: He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it.
In fact you can see it all over their faces.

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC
president is hugging the cox of the British crew.

8. Soccer commentator: Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
eleven Dicks on the field.

9. Tennis commentator: One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that,
before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh
my God, what have I just said?

Ukyo8
08-30-2008, 12:50 AM
:rofl:

shakalaka
08-30-2008, 01:12 AM
ahahha the horse one is brilliant

max_boost
08-30-2008, 01:19 AM
lol

the last one is awesome. :poosie:

Trini
08-30-2008, 09:06 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: those are good

ZEDGE
08-31-2008, 12:05 AM
LOL :thumbsup:

LadyLuck
08-31-2008, 12:10 AM
Originally posted by hadookin
9. Tennis commentator: One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that,
before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh
my God, what have I just said?

:rofl: :rofl:

ajooo
08-31-2008, 12:13 AM
hahahha :rofl:

93accord
08-31-2008, 01:09 AM
haha good post:thumbsup:

GotRice?
08-31-2008, 01:21 AM
LOL @ number 3 haha

Eleanor
09-02-2008, 10:19 AM
Nice :rofl:

BlkMaxima
09-02-2008, 10:22 AM
:rofl: :rofl:

/////AMG
09-02-2008, 01:07 PM
:thumbsup: :rofl:

mekeni
09-02-2008, 01:17 PM
:rofl: :rofl:

dino_martini
09-02-2008, 01:23 PM
I swear I heard these before the Beijing Olympics.

bball2
09-02-2008, 01:47 PM
Hahaha :rofl:

2002civic
09-02-2008, 03:26 PM
HAHA awesome