What to do if your baby makes you mad...

[Kobe]

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/1958/n6139851593486213993oq6.jpg

DUCT TAPE THEM TO THE WALL....

Edited: 4 z Grammmmaaaar police
Edit Again: I just googled it and it is also called "DUCK TAPE"

[hadookin]

Originally posted by Kobe
http://www.picscrazy.com/image/n6139851593486213993.jpg

DUCK TAPE THEM TO THE WALL....

taught you a lesson

[JRSC00LUDE]

Edited due to ambiguity regarding accepted usage. :D

[Amysicle]

I thought this was going to be a thread about sharing baby recipies. :drool:

[pf0sh0]

hit it

[SkittleFreak]

Why do you put a baby feet first into a blender? hahaha

[badatusrnames]

Shake it really hard for a few minutes and then leave it an hour to settle.

If it's turned blue in the face after that hour of settling - it's worked and it won't bother you much anymore.

[finboy]

eat it :thumbsup:

[hadookin]

that's trailer

[swak]

shake its head

[Sky]

kung fu chop on the neck(like you see in movies). Hit hard enough so the baby will pass out. Good for little ones with temper tanrums.

[eglove]

poor duck is being choked :(

[ZorroAMG]

I don't give a shit about what the dickTionary says...

It's DUCT tape...since the tape is used to attach and mend ducting.

Ducks don't use tape, eeeeeeediots!!!

[JRSC00LUDE]

^

Way to blow your cover Zorro, may as well just put the badge back on now....

[TKRIS]

Originally posted by ZorroAMG
I don't give a shit about what the dickTionary says...

It's DUCT tape...since the tape is used to attach and mend ducting.

Ducks don't use tape, eeeeeeediots!!!

Duct tape is the correct description.
Duck tape refers to the most popular brand name.


It's like calling paper tissue Kleenex.


And my daughter has that same duck.

[bubbley]

Put in anus

[Cword]

Duck refers to the fabric backing of the tape, similar to cotton duck or canvas.

[em2ab]

Guys, look it up on Wikipedia. The original usage of the tape was for ammo boxes in the war, they'd seal them up and waterproof them with the tape. The water would slide right off like a duck's back, labeling it Duck Tape. After the war the manufacturers needed a reason to keep selling it so they marketed it to duct workers where it eventually got its silver colour and more commonly known as Duct Tape. The name Duct Tape was then adopted by the (or maybe a different) manufacturer.

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[TKRIS]

Why don't you look it up on Wikipedia:

One view[13][14] is that it was called "duck tape" by WWII soldiers because it was made from cotton duck, from which their tents, tarpaulins, ponchos and other equipment were made. The word "duck" was commonly used for camping equipment fabrics until synthetics replaced cotton. Some suggest that the waterproof quality of the tape contributed to the name, by analogy to the water-shedding quality of a duck's plumage.


The other view is that "duct tape" is the original term, since there are many documented uses of that term which pre-date all documented uses of the term "duck tape" for the adhesive-backed product, and that there is no written evidence supporting the WWII story. Some proponents of this view accept the idea that there was an earlier non-adhesive "duck tape", but claim that people have just confused the similar pronunciation of two similar but unrelated products through the process of elision, and that the rest of the "duck" etymology is folklore or fabrication. This view was summarized most notably in a Boston Globe article by etymologist Jan Freeman, also in March of 2003.

[em2ab]

Originally posted by TKRIS
Why don't you look it up on Wikipedia:


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Hence the lack of quotations.

[TKRIS]

Originally posted by em2ab


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Hence the lack of quotations.


You can't charge others to "look it up", then give what you say is the actual origin, and then tack an escape clause to the end of your post to excuse youself from verifying your information. Don't challenge the intellectual curiosity of other people when you're too lazy to look it up yourself.


"Geeze guys, look it up!This [insert conjecture here] is where it came from."
"I did look it up, and that's not actually correct."

"Yeah, well, I told you to look it up. I didn't say I did."


"Thanks Tips." :rolleyes:

[ZorroAMG]

Wow, TKRIS, that is the GAYEST argument to live on Beyond. Ever.

[Heff]

Originally posted by ZorroAMG
I don't give a shit about what the dickTionary says...

It's DUCT tape...since the tape is used to attach and mend ducting.

Ducks don't use tape, eeeeeeediots!!!

Actually that tape is not good for use on ducts.

[Eleanor]

Originally posted by ZorroAMG
Wow, TKRIS, that is the GAYEST argument to live on Beyond. Ever.


Originally posted by ZorroAMG
Ducks don't use tape, eeeeeeediots!!!

Monkey wrench :dunno: