Dear "niggaJ" of Tuscany

[kevie88]

I just wanted to drop you a line and let you know that I was very pleased to see that you have provided me with a free sample of your fine "artwork"! I awoke this morning to see that you were kind enough to tag my piece of shit 92 Civic, thus raising it's value massively! :eek:

I don't understand why you tried to break the mirror off as well, but I'm certain it adds to the artistic aura you were trying to convey. I'm quite pleased.

I just wanted you to know that you are a fool. People like you who run around tagging things with your rediculous 'names' in felt marker are simply the lowest form of garbage our society puts out. Honestly I can say that would you have done some actual graffiti art on my car such as this:

http://marcozna.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/banksy-atat.jpg

I would have clear-coated over that shit and been really happy to leave it there. However, sadly you are not, and will never be an artist, you are simply a piece of human trash crying out for attention, crying to be recognized. I do not recognize you.

You not only are the lowest form of vandal around, you did such a piss-poor job of your 'tag' you are now the Lowest of the lowest form of vandal. You would be scorned by your peers.

5 seconds and a can of Laquer Thinner and I erased any record of your sorry attempt at vandalism. You couldn't even get that right.. Kill yourself now.

[hadookin]

dumb niggaJ's

[Redlyne_mr2]

graffiti is hot right now

[Hakkola]

lol, wtf?

[kevie88]

Originally posted by Hakkola
lol, wtf?

I think that was my exact quote this morning haha


Originally posted by Redlyne_mr2
graffiti is hot right now


That's the problem.. This isn't graffiti, it's vandalism. Graffiti to me is a proper piece of artwork, like any other. People who 'tag' are simply vandals. Nothing more, nothing less. A waste of perfectly good meat.

[Proboscis]

I'm seeing DAVID alot around downtown, with no artistic thought whatsoever.

[88jbody]

man he really is a failure, he can't even vandalize well. I guess this would be his sign to just kill himself off he clearly fails at everything.

[ZorroAMG]

I know....I almost spelled "nigga wrong too.

:(

[dj_rice]

Originally posted by ZorroAMG
I know....I almost spelled "nigga wrong too.

:(


http://images.quickblogcast.com/35238-32833/ThatsRacist.gif

[kevie88]

http://images.quickblogcast.com/35238-32833/ThatsRacist.gif

Ahahahaha I love that .Gif :rofl: I was talking about that little guy just yesterday!:thumbsup:

[dj_rice]

I wonder what he was really saying

[BerserkerCatSplat]

That's brutal, kid should be beaten.

[Dj_Stylz]

Kid has talent. Looks at those arrows pointing all over the place

[dj_rice]

Originally posted by Dj_Stylz
Kid has talent. Looks at those arrows pointing all over the place


I'll contact him and give him your regards....your car looks like the perfect candidate ;)

[Lagerstatten.ca]

Maybe "That's CRAZY!" ??

[XylathaneGTR]

Meh, better than the giant black (and, might I add, not level) Swastika someone spraypainted on a white fence down the road from me last year.

btw: just an afterthought, by making this thread and giving him an internets shoutout, did you not just recognize him and his attempts to gain fame?

[kevie88]

Originally posted by XylathaneGTR
Meh, better than the giant black (and, might I add, not level) Swastika someone spraypainted on a white fence down the road from me last year.

btw: just an afterthought, by making this thread and giving him an internets shoutout, did you not just recognize him and his attempts to gain fame?


hmm.. possibly! :dunno:

Sure made me feel better :)

[n1zm0]

ya i agree thats vandalism, not grafitti. imagine you did get a star wars mural painted on your civic tho. :nut:

i'll bet you he's white

[GQBalla]

niggaJ eh?

fucken cracker hes so hood taggin shit out in tuscany

[kevie88]

hmmmm.. plot thickens?

http://www.nexopia.com/users/N.I.G.G.A.J

[badatusrnames]

Originally posted by kevie88
hmmmm.. plot thickens?

http://www.nexopia.com/users/N.I.G.G.A.J

Get to work Beyond CSI!!

[BerserkerCatSplat]

Originally posted by kevie88
hmmmm.. plot thickens?

http://www.nexopia.com/users/N.I.G.G.A.J


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: From his blog:



My life is straight up almost exactly like all the guys from g's to gents.
i am like Cee cuz i am a con artist and a hustler who is afrade of change.
i am like creepa cuz i dont want anyone to read my emotions or know me.
i feel like kesean cuz i cant get rid off all this drama in my life. its like everyone is out to get me. and i just cant walk away from a fight or someone calling me out, and i have mad anger issuse.
I am like J- boogy cuz i think i am the shit and a great dresser when i aint shit.
And last but not least i think i am smart, graceful, and intellectuele like Farnsworth Bently.




And last but not least i think i am smart, graceful, and intellectuele like Farnsworth Bently.




And last but not least i think i am smart, graceful, and intellectuele




i am smart, graceful, and intellectuele



intellectuele

[max_boost]

Fucking kids! No respect! FAIL! :thumbsdow

[dj_rice]

Originally posted by kevie88
hmmmm.. plot thickens?

http://www.nexopia.com/users/N.I.G.G.A.J


If that is indeed him and you get his address, what are you going to do?

[Rocky]

I hate petty criminals -- theft and vandalism just disgust me.

I hope some action is taken against him -- preferably not in the legal sense -- as I'd love to see some retribution.

Also, I haven't been to Nex in a long time, looks like the site's gotten even more ugly...

[badatusrnames]

Originally posted by dj_rice



If that is indeed him and you get his address, what are you going to do?

Tag his house with "kevie88" of course.

[dj_rice]

Originally posted by badatusrnames


Tag his house with "kevie88" of course.


But that won't affect him, since his Nexopia says Living With Parents...so you'll be tagging his rents house right....I say you track him down, and kidnap him and brand kevie88 on his forehead

[EK 2.0]

Activities: Cooking, Drinking, Driving, Gambling, Listening to music, Partying, Poker, Shopping, Traveling


Drinking AND driving are some of his fave activities....

[ZMan2k2]

Ya all gotz ta be curfull yO! Dis homie be trainin' in Brazilian jiu jitsu, and he's gotz mad anger issues to yO!
(Sorry, that's my whitebread ass trying to be cool)

[MrSector9]

haha best rappers .... hahahaha yeah real gangster tattoo's


definatly a walking cliche.. into drifting and MMA

[ercchry]

Originally posted by niggaJ
My life is straight up almost exactly like all the guys from g's to gents.
i am like Cee cuz i am a con artist and a hustler who is afrade of change.
i am like creepa cuz i dont want anyone to read my emotions or know me.
i feel like kesean cuz i cant get rid off all this drama in my life. its like everyone is out to get me. and i just cant walk away from a fight or someone calling me out, and i have mad anger issuse.
I am like J- boogy cuz i think i am the shit and a great dresser when i aint shit.
And last but not least i think i am smart, graceful, and intellectuele like Farnsworth Bently.

oh noes!

[schocker]

oh whoops, didnt mean to post this year, total accident imo
http://www.new.facebook.com/profile.php?sid=61ec2d3dadcc6c75e0d10359243f352f&refurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.new.facebook.com%2Fs.php%3Fref%3Dsearch%26init%3Dq%26q%3Djonah%26sid%3D61ec2d3dadcc6c75e0d10359243f352f&id=706115430&hiq=jonah
Jonah Chenier

[ercchry]

Originally posted by schocker
oh whoops, didnt mean to post this year, total accident imo
http://www.new.facebook.com/profile.php?sid=61ec2d3dadcc6c75e0d10359243f352f&refurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.new.facebook.com%2Fs.php%3Fref%3Dsearch%26init%3Dq%26q%3Djonah%26sid%3D61ec2d3dadcc6c75e0d10359243f352f&id=706115430&hiq=jonah
Jonah Chenier

haha beyond csi is crazy... turns out i know a guy who knows that guy :nut:

[EK 2.0]

http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v185/205/66/706115430/n706115430_2041356_1635.jpg



Man this guy and his fake shit...

He is probably smoking fake weed too...

[Supa Dexta]

Ha.. He's gangsta yO!...

ta ta ta tuscany! rep ro zent yo.

[MrSector9]

oregano highs are the best

[97'Scort]

Just call in an anonymous tip saying that Cheech there is selling weed out of his parent's house :) Let the po-lice go Rodney King on his vandal ass.

[spikerS]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a334/Snorakk/jonah.jpg

Well now, looks like Jonah likes to represent the Tuscany Krypts. They all gather in his parents basement to throw socials so they can buy more markers.

y'all know that his high school is in the projects....

Centennial High School, CALGARY, AB, Class of 2007

[sneek]

Originally posted by ercchry


haha beyond csi is crazy... turns out i know a guy who knows that guy :nut:

LOL That guy and I have friends in common hahaha. Some girl that goes to U of C and ...some REALLLLLYYY dirty girl I met at crack alley one night. :S

Both of the friends in common live in the South though.

[KRyn]

Wow beyondCSI is at it again! Hopefully you guys catch this low life.

[EK 2.0]

I am beginning to think that this may turn into a mini-epic thread...haha...

Now just awaiting the IMPENDING photoshops of playa playa's pictures...

[schocker]

Originally posted by EK 2.0
Now just awaiting the IMPENDING photoshops of playa playa's pictures...
by saying that, you are implying that these pictures could be made more funny than they already are :rofl:

i will have to put some effort in later, not as much effort as i put into snap yo fingas and the like from the claw.

[mark4091]

Watch out guys, the marker bandit won't back down. It says so in his profile man, he's got nothing to hide, he puts it out there for the world to see he's a straight up G.


:rofl: this is going to be epic.

[soupey]

hahaha nice job guys

[GenerationX]

took 2 minutes

[illtim3d]

umm that was pretty gay / not funny

[spikerS]

Just found the fools phone number.\

My new cell number is 671-5821
so call that now

[GenerationX]

;].
anyone wanna 4 chan his number.
LOL

[illtim3d]

no one knows if he even did anything....

[schocker]

Everything just fucks up.u fight somekid and blood goes everywhere and u fuck up your 300 dollar argile sweater :cussing:

What A Gay Weekend.

At Least i saw sara and met her lil sis :)

[Hakkola]

LOL :rofl: This is awesome, somebody should print all this stuff and mail it to his parents. :rofl:

[rmk]

I like where this shit is going

[badatusrnames]

Originally posted by illtim3d
no one knows if he even did anything....

That doesn't matter.

[GenerationX]

someone go post hisnumber on 4chan

[Primer_Drift]

Originally posted by spikers
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a334/Snorakk/jonah.jpg


Son of Afro-ninja?

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f344/ace_ent06/afroninja.gif

NiggaJ.. NingaJ.. NinJa G.

:dunno:

[97'Scort]

Who wants to bet that "300 dollar argile sweater" is the new "paid off condo"?

[GenerationX]

i think it's chenier.

[rmk]

Haha. Someone threw it up on b

[schocker]

Originally posted by GenerationX
i think it's chenier.
no idea what you are talking about, i would never use the wrong name, especially after being the one to find it on facebook...;)

[dino_martini]

:rofl:

[GenerationX]

unless you're being sarcastic :confused:
oh fuck, you deleted your post lol


Originally posted by schocker
oh whoops, didnt mean to post this year, total accident imo
http://www.new.facebook.com/profile.php?sid=61ec2d3dadcc6c75e0d10359243f352f&refurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.new.facebook.com%2Fs.php%3Fref%3Dsearch%26init%3Dq%26q%3Djonah%26sid%3D61ec2d3dadcc6c75e0d10359243f352f&id=706115430&hiq=jonah
Jonah Chenier

[TorqueDog]

Oh this is looking good. Hahahahaha.

[Zigo]

I got an idea! Print that picture out of him smoking weed and glue like 10 on his door for his parents to see. If it is him, you get epics luls, if its not.. Your going to make a black kid cry :(

[vengie]

hahaha! awesome!

beyond CSI never ceases to amaze me :rofl:

[nightfx]

Originally posted by vengie
hahaha! awesome!

beyond CSI never ceases to amaze me :rofl:
fixed, soon to be epic thread? ;)

[vengie]

Originally posted by nightfx

fixed, soon to be epic thread? ;)

ahah whoops! edited, thx dude:thumbsup:

[VWEvo]

Damn,

I live in Tuscany!!! I thought this neighborhood gets like 3 crimes committed a month. Looks like if we get rid of this trash, our crime rate will drop in half.

:D

[badatusrnames]

Originally posted by rmk
Haha. Someone threw it up on b

Link?

[TomcoPDR]

Originally posted by illtim3d
no one knows if he even did anything....



Originally posted by badatusrnames


That doesn't matter.


Come on leave a brotha alone.

[Shunsui]

I'm sorry guys as a black guy, please don't take this kid seriously, except for the vandalism part. He's probably half white, and is just confused about who he wants to be. I'm all for kicking ass for trashing your whip, but this is why you can't link us to him:

#1 You can't have no picture of a bitches eyes and call it beautiful
#2 You can't have blood and crip niggas about to kiss on your page, fucking homo.
#3 WE DO NOT SMILE in our pictures
#4 Not one black guy will ever,ever, ever, ever, base his life to G's and Gent's who's hosted by Diddy's bitch.
#5 WE DO NOT call another nigga a pretty boy, fucking homo:barf: .
#6 We don't watch horror movies cause we know the black guy dies first.
#7 You can't call no nigga kid Jonah( I ain't never seen no Jew nigga thank you very much)
#8 We do not include nigga in our nickname...

[4lti7ude]

Originally posted by Shunsui
I'm sorry guys as a black guy, please don't take this kid seriously, except for the vandalism part. He's probably half white, and is just confused about who he wants to be. I'm all for kicking ass for trashing your whip, but this is why you can't link us to him:

#1 You can't have no picture of a bitches eyes and call it beautiful
#2 You can't have blood and crip niggas about to kiss on your page, fucking homo.
#3 WE DO NOT SMILE in our pictures
#4 Not one black guy will ever,ever, ever, ever, base his life to G's and Gent's who's hosted by Diddy's bitch.
#5 WE DO NOT call another nigga a pretty boy, fucking homo:barf: .
#6 We don't watch horror movies cause we know the black guy dies first.
#7 You can't call no nigga kid Jonah( I ain't never seen no Jew nigga thank you very much)
#8 We do not include nigga in our nickname...

For serious?

[Boat]

could be epic...
do we even have a confirmation of him living in tuscany?

[soupey]

Originally posted by Shunsui
I'm sorry guys as a black guy, please don't take this kid seriously, except for the vandalism part. He's probably half white, and is just confused about who he wants to be. I'm all for kicking ass for trashing your whip, but this is why you can't link us to him:

#1 You can't have no picture of a bitches eyes and call it beautiful
#2 You can't have blood and crip niggas about to kiss on your page, fucking homo.
#3 WE DO NOT SMILE in our pictures
#4 Not one black guy will ever,ever, ever, ever, base his life to G's and Gent's who's hosted by Diddy's bitch.
#5 WE DO NOT call another nigga a pretty boy, fucking homo:barf: .
#6 We don't watch horror movies cause we know the black guy dies first.
#7 You can't call no nigga kid Jonah( I ain't never seen no Jew nigga thank you very much)
#8 We do not include nigga in our nickname...


dur be rulz to dis game bruv?

:rolleyes:

a douche is a douche whether they're black, white, or anything in between.

[Canmorite]

Originally posted by Shunsui
I'm sorry guys as a black guy, please don't take this kid seriously, except for the vandalism part. He's probably half white, and is just confused about who he wants to be. I'm all for kicking ass for trashing your whip, but this is why you can't link us to him:

#1 You can't have no picture of a bitches eyes and call it beautiful
#2 You can't have blood and crip niggas about to kiss on your page, fucking homo.
#3 WE DO NOT SMILE in our pictures
#4 Not one black guy will ever,ever, ever, ever, base his life to G's and Gent's who's hosted by Diddy's bitch.
#5 WE DO NOT call another nigga a pretty boy, fucking homo:barf: .
#6 We don't watch horror movies cause we know the black guy dies first.
#7 You can't call no nigga kid Jonah( I ain't never seen no Jew nigga thank you very much)
#8 We do not include nigga in our nickname...

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/5863/werdwx3.jpg

[spikerS]

Originally posted by Boat
could be epic...
do we even have a confirmation of him living in tuscany?

not yet, but I am working on it.

[spikerS]

only 2 listings in the NW for chenier.

J E-Chenier
(403)220-1885
2748 Cannon Rd NW
Calgary , AB T2L1C6


L-Chenier
(403)210-4752
5316 Brisebois Dr NW
Calgary , AB T2L2G8

I suppose you could call them and ask if Jonah is there.

[CUG]

Kevin, I'm not doing anything all night. In for some ninja action.

[flipstah]

Originally posted by Primer_Drift


Son of Afro-ninja?

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f344/ace_ent06/afroninja.gif

NiggaJ.. NingaJ.. NinJa G.

:dunno:

:rofl:

*Subscribed*

[CUG]

Shit... is there a cell phone proxy? :rofl:

[TheCzar]

Originally posted by spikers
only 2 listings in the NW for chenier.

J E-Chenier
(403)220-1885
2748 Cannon Rd NW
Calgary , AB T2L1C6


L-Chenier
(403)210-4752
5316 Brisebois Dr NW
Calgary , AB T2L2G8

I suppose you could call them and ask if Jonah is there.

I found another one:

Chenier, C
(403) 532-4100
42 Tscny Sprn Rise NW Calgary, AB

I'm assuming Tscny == Tuscany, but I could be wrong.

Cheers,

The Czar

[spikerS]

so, looks like we found his place.

[5hift]

Haha this is why I love Beyond

I was wondering how a rant got to 5 pages and just read through this.

I wonder how long until he gets wind of this thread.

:drama:

[Ukyo8]

Originally posted by Boat
could be epic...
do we even have a confirmation of him living in tuscany?

I went to school with him, he lives in the south.

highly unlikely that he was the one that vandalized the car.

[badatusrnames]

Originally posted by TheCzar


I found another one:

Chenier, C
(403) 532-4100
42 Tscny Sprn Rise NW Calgary, AB

I'm assuming Tscny == Tuscany, but I could be wrong.

Cheers,

The Czar

Good job noob :thumbsup:

[Eleanor]

*popcorn*

[ZorroAMG]

Originally posted by Ukyo8


I went to school with him, he lives in the south.

highly unlikely that he was the one that vandalized the car.

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/mba0725l.jpg

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by dj_rice
I wonder what he was really saying
Originally posted by Lagerstatten.ca
Maybe "That's CRAZY!" ??


No, he's really saying "That's Racist"

It's from Wonder Showzen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wonder_showzen)

[Toms-SC]

sticky now as "thread of the week". Getting on a plane now and expect this to be more epic when I return.

[spikerS]

look, Jonah shaved his head and posted a new picture.

http://i355.photobucket.com/albums/r470/djrice1234/17.jpg

[schocker]

Originally posted by Toms-SC
sticky now as "thread of the week". Getting on a plane now and expect this to be more epic when I return.
another sweeping change by toms-sc :thumbsup:

[vipstyle2]

^^:nut: :rofl: 17 dolla's :rofl:

[Boat]

Originally posted by TheCzar


I found another one:

Chenier, C
(403) 532-4100
42 Tscny Sprn Rise NW Calgary, AB

I'm assuming Tscny == Tuscany, but I could be wrong.

Cheers,

The Czar

i called and theres some guy named matt porter?

[EK 2.0]

Originally posted by Shunsui

#7 You can't call no nigga kid Jonah( I ain't never seen no Jew nigga thank you very much)


O RLY?!?

Sammy Davis Jr.

[skyline19]

i fuckin love reading through threads like these.

*Subscribed*:thumbsup:

[badatusrnames]

Originally posted by Shunsui
#7 You can't call no nigga kid Jonah( I ain't never seen no Jew nigga thank you very much)

O O O RLY?!?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beta_Israel

[CUG]

We need to execute something here.

In for claw-style justice.

[canadian_hustla]

Originally posted by Boat


i called and theres some guy named matt porter?


i bet niggaj's parents own the home and are renting it out to niggaj and his friends
EDIT EDIT: I just read his nexopia page and it looks like he is living with his parents (who are charging him rent)

oh ya and i live in tuscany too. i wouldn't be surprised to see other graffiti from this clown. there are a couple spots that are tagged up so next time i walk my dog i will take a look and report back.

beyond CSI ftw. i love threads like this

[Carlton]

oh god now i have to worried about a bunch of little gangsters

interesting read

[Shunsui]

LOL OOOOO RLY?? scratch #7 but WTF black jews in Ethiopia, first I heard of that.

I agree CUG they need a plan.

[Palmiros]

OMG. In before the bust. :whipped: