rubber balls on pickup truck hitch

[TACO.VIDAL]

whats the meaning behind this? this seems popular in Alberta from what i see.

i tried google but found more confused people.

is this sort of like the rainbow bumper stickers?

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/5549/8385549428fe71a1f76cu6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/8385549428fe71a1f76cu6.jpg/1/w375.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img136/8385549428fe71a1f76cu6.jpg/1/)

confused :confused:

[sxtothe240]

i always see them around, and i always think thats its so unappropriate

[liquidboi69]

They are called truck nuts, and i believe they are very popular in the trucker community

[Supa Dexta]

stupidest fucking thing ever.. I always ask them when I pull up if they really like nuts.. "You must really love to look at nuts" or something should get the point across.

[97'Scort]

You can get metal ones too, particularly brass :rolleyes:

[ragu]

I agree man, friggin stupid!

[Nufy]

One of the dumbest fucking things I have ever seen.

My wife wanted to get a set for our truck and I almost slapped her.

[SJW]

http://www.trucknutz.com/


Fucking retarded.

[JRSC00LUDE]

Every time I see someone with those I automatically assume they are, at best, two generations inbred.

So what colour do you have SJW? ;)

[B20EF]

Not my thing, but i did see a guy who's license was "lik dees" and he had the nutz hanging below

I had a good laugh

[mark4091]

Pretty fucking dumb imo.

[Dumbass17]

just as bad as stick on hood scoop

[Kennyredline]

Can't get much more redneck than that...

[spikerS]

Originally posted by Kennyredline
Can't get much more redneck than that...

I need a set for the truck then.

[luxor]

The concept for these metal/rubber nuts is simple. Think of them as the same reason that they buy a big trucks to begin with. They need their big bad trucks with large metal nuts to make up for their microscopic cocks, or anything in that sense that make them so insecure that they have the need to drive big trucks for non-work related purposes.

[TomcoPDR]

Originally posted by 97'Scort
You can get metal ones too, particularly brass :rolleyes:

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r95/Tomcompany/0912081800.jpg

[eglove]

Originally posted by B20EF
Not my thing, but i did see a guy who's license was "lik dees" and he had the nutz hanging below

I had a good laugh


hahaha i lol'd

[97'Scort]

Originally posted by TomcoPDR

*pic*
Haha, nice one. When I was back in Sherwood Park, the Toyota dealership that we did starters for was carrying them, and the sales guys would usually give them to anyone who bought a Tacoma if they wanted one.

[SJW]

Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE
Every time I see someone with those I automatically assume they are, at best, two generations inbred.

So what colour do you have SJW? ;)

Well with my ol lady being knocked up..............BLUE!!!!!!

[JRSC00LUDE]

^

haha not bad! :D

[Julian]

Saw a truck with these a week or two ago. Pulled up and asked the guy if he enjoyed the feeling of a pair of balls hanging behind.

[narou]

Its about time someone made a thread about this, I absolutly hate those fucking nutz

[Freebs]

lol I personally think they are funny... I dont have them as I dont have a truck and wouldnt get them even if I did, but I dont know why people are so effended by them?

[narou]

because they look stupid

[tm88]

i agree with freebs.
As someone mentioned earlier, whats the point in a stick on hood scoop.

Same shit, personal taste with no function.

I am considering letting a pair dangle behind my jetta (JK)

[ShermanEF9]

and they cost like 90 bucks.

[Kona9]

I would like to make stickers that make the odd comment regarding the truck nuts and place them on trucks with the nuts.

Things like and arrow pointing with text reading. "I have none." or whatever else comes to mind.

Kind of like when I had stickers that replace the Bull head on the "I <3 Alberta beef" stickers with Penises!

Nothing like wondering why people are always looking and laughing at you until you see your modified bumper sticker saying you love Alberta cock!

[legendboy]

Originally posted by Supa Dexta
stupidest fucking thing ever

[Unknown303]

I want a massive metal set that drag on the ground throwing sparks.



joking of course.

[MikeAg]

dumbest invention ever

[Ferio_vti]

I recently saw some douche have a set on the back of his Sunfire. Cuz his car wasn't gay enough.

[KRyn]

Fuck those nuts are gay, never did understand why people would hang such tacky shit off of their trucks.

[SJW]

Well KRyn its because over 95% of the population is borderline retarded.

[Tik-Tok]

Those balls are just like the new facepalm smilie. The first time I saw it, I laughed, then they were all over the place, and I hate them now.

[syeve]

All trickles down to a classic case of short-mans complex.

[clockworkboy3]

I wonder if there is a cheap way to make a mouth that slides over these nuts? Like a sort of nut protector. We can market them to the redneck/handicapped crowd as teabag holders or something.

HATE THE FUCKING NUTS!!!

[Quiet10]

:facepalm:

[$lick_rYz]

i thought they meant something like my truck got balls (power) but i hate them regardless, it drives me nucking futs

[Moe Man]

Originally posted by $lick_rYz
i thought they meant something like my truck got balls (power) but i hate them regardless, it drives me nucking futs

ya its like they are so proud that it can pull 7 thousand LB's, what retards

[Thaco]

Originally posted by Kona9
I would like to make stickers that make the odd comment regarding the truck nuts and place them on trucks with the nuts.

Things like and arrow pointing with text reading. &quot;I have none.&quot; or whatever else comes to mind.

Kind of like when I had stickers that replace the Bull head on the &quot;I &lt;3 Alberta beef&quot; stickers with Penises!

Nothing like wondering why people are always looking and laughing at you until you see your modified bumper sticker saying you love Alberta cock! so you're saying you vandalize people's vehicles simply because you don't like an accessory they've added to it? i hope i don't ever catch you vandalizing my vehicle, I'd hate to go to jail.

[Casa]

i've never understood them
fucking gay

[Unknown303]

Originally posted by Kona9
I would like to make stickers that make the odd comment regarding the truck nuts and place them on trucks with the nuts.

Things like and arrow pointing with text reading. &quot;I have none.&quot; or whatever else comes to mind.

Kind of like when I had stickers that replace the Bull head on the &quot;I &lt;3 Alberta beef&quot; stickers with Penises!

Nothing like wondering why people are always looking and laughing at you until you see your modified bumper sticker saying you love Alberta cock!

There would be an old fashion hillbilly road dragging if I caught someone touching my truck.

Well probably not.... But I like to talk trash on the internets because I'm just a tiny guy driving a truck. That has no balls... The truck that is.

[elesdee]

Originally posted by Ferio_vti
I recently saw some douche have a set on the back of his Sunfire. Cuz his car wasn't gay enough.

i've seen him too

[Tram Common]

Just bad taste, like so much else in the automotive community.

[xmattx8]

I thought these originally came from "Big Dicks Suspension". But now I guess anyone can buy them.

[lint]

The only way to make them better is to light them up!
http://gizmodo.com/5059812/brakenutz-glowing-car-testicles-are-the-epitome-of-white-trash-in-the-21st-century
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2008/10/lightednuts.jpg

[toastgremlin]

Originally posted by lint
The only way to make them better is to light them up! Good work, America. Give them a safety reason for this. Now the government will mandate them.

[NEWS]

This is up there with the Calvin pissing decal.

http://www.x929.ca/shows/newsboy/?p=17

I sum up my thoughts right there.

[R!zz0]

That guy in Sunfire started revving his engine when he saw me in my G-Coupe...I told him "You got balls" :rofl:

[rps13_sx]

:facepalm:

[ricosuave]

so lame

[71/454]

It's funny to hear you guys bitch about someone else's style, stereotype them as you see fit. I'm guessing a good portion of you get pissed when you get called a ricer, for having say, a 4 inch muffler or tip, or just a customized import car. Don't you just hate getting lumped into some group because of your sense of style...:whocares:

[Supa Dexta]

HAHA..^ This guys loves BALLS...^

ps, ricers deserve as much scrutiny as a guy that likes to hang balls off his truck.. Whats the attraction? Just like to see a big set of nuts hanging there every time you approach the back of the truck? Seems pretty homo to me.

[revelations]

I mean, who really wants to see a sagging set of old balls.

:confused:

And how that can be classified as "style" is beyond me.

[Pollywog]

Originally posted by 71/454
It's funny to hear you guys bitch about someone else's style, stereotype them as you see fit. I'm guessing a good portion of you get pissed when you get called a ricer, for having say, a 4 inch muffler or tip, or just a customized import car. Don't you just hate getting lumped into some group because of your sense of style...:whocares:

Dude, if they were hanging big saggy vagina's on the back of their trucks would it be a different story? Its fuckin stupid, save your b/s.

[TACO.VIDAL]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/jimboburnsy/YOUMAYBEGAY.png

[finboy]

Originally posted by 71/454
It's funny to hear you guys bitch about someone else's style, stereotype them as you see fit. I'm guessing a good portion of you get pissed when you get called a ricer, for having say, a 4 inch muffler or tip, or just a customized import car. Don't you just hate getting lumped into some group because of your sense of style...:whocares:

i classify trashy trucks with balls on them in the same category as shitty rice cars with low quality mods.

they are both stupid.

[barmanjay]

Fuck I hate them

I hate it when every time my 7 year old daughter asks what they are,.. I always have to tell her they are trailer hitch weights!

Recently I've seen 3 different dodge trucks with them and everytime I've pulled up next,.. it was a dyke driving!

[Supa Dexta]

Well then, I think its pretty clear. Only dykes drives dodges.. :poosie:

[finboy]

Originally posted by barmanjay
Fuck I hate them

I hate it when every time my 7 year old daughter asks what they are,.. I always have to tell her they are trailer hitch weights!

Recently I've seen 3 different dodge trucks with them and everytime I've pulled up next,.. it was a dyke driving!

i've noticed a LOT more girls driving lifted diesel trucks now too, taking out the bf's ride? :rofl:

[71/454]

Originally posted by barmanjay
Fuck I hate them

I hate it when every time my 7 year old daughter asks what they are,.. I always have to tell her they are trailer hitch weights!

Recently I've seen 3 different dodge trucks with them and everytime I've pulled up next,.. it was a dyke driving!
Haha, I bet that was a tough conversation the first time, nice recovery.
The funny thing is, you guys all think you're different because you customize your car with wheels, body kit or exhaust but in reality you are the exact same as the guy customizing his truck with a set of cheesy nuts!
The only thing that may be funnier than you just figuring that out is that there are 3 pages of you ass clowns on here griping about it

[calgarydub]

Nothing like a set of blue balls dangling from your rear.

[finboy]

Originally posted by 71/454

Haha, I bet that was a tough conversation the first time, nice recovery.
The funny thing is, you guys all think you're different because you customize your car with wheels, body kit or exhaust but in reality you are the exact same as the guy customizing his truck with a set of cheesy nuts!
The only thing that may be funnier than you just figuring that out is that there are 3 pages of you ass clowns on here griping about it
the new trend on beyond is keeping everything stock

MODS FTL NOOB

[TomcoPDR]

Originally posted by barmanjay


I hate it when every time my 7 year old daughter asks what they are,.. I always have to tell her they are trailer hitch weights!



"Daddy what's that fluid leaking underneath the truck?"

[89s1]

http://www.sadman64.net/images/rofl/rofl3.png

Nice avatar Tomco ;)

[HP2133]

I'm not bothered by those as much as I am by "if you don't stand behind our troops, stay in front of them"

[Kennyredline]

Originally posted by 71/454

Haha, I bet that was a tough conversation the first time, nice recovery.
The funny thing is, you guys all think you're different because you customize your car with wheels, body kit or exhaust but in reality you are the exact same as the guy customizing his truck with a set of cheesy nuts!
The only thing that may be funnier than you just figuring that out is that there are 3 pages of you ass clowns on here griping about it


With a comment like that, I'm guessing you have a truck, and probably have those stupid balls hanging from it; otherwise you wouldn't be so stupid as to compare wheels, a body kit, or an exhaust to a non-functional replication of the male genitalia hanging from the back of a vehicle. :thumbsup:

[sillysod]

Totally gay.... I do not want nuts dangling on my knees from the ignition when I am driving.

http://www.trucknutz.com/graphics/key_large.jpg

Since when did we go from this:

http://spargonaut.com/stagfilm/Mudflap-Girl.gif


to this:

http://static.zoovy.com/img/rainbowgifts/W145-H145-Bffffff/695.jpg

[fraserr_7]

brings a whole new meaning to the term "That trucks got some balls!"

[Tram Common]

Originally posted by fraserr_7
brings a whole new meaning to the term &quot;That trucks got some balls!&quot;

Or to, "That truck doesn't have any balls."

[Supa Dexta]

I'm still convinced it means "I'm a big homo that loves to look at nuts"

May as well get the gear shifter fake cock and finish off the theme.

[Grogador]

Their penis replacement needs balls...

[Boat]

my buddy has a set of balls on his Lincoln town car, purely for comedic effect.

on the other hand the set of balls could be used to differentiate a "she" vehicle to a "he" vehicle :dunno:

transexual :dunno:

[TKRIS]

Originally posted by Supa Dexta
I'm still convinced it means &quot;I'm a big homo that loves to look at nuts&quot;

May as well get the gear shifter fake cock and finish off the theme.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1017/1413506458_2228ff1271.jpg

[syeve]

Originally posted by NEWS
This is up there with the Calvin pissing decal.

http://www.x929.ca/shows/newsboy/?p=17

I sum up my thoughts right there.


Newsboy...is that you???

I lol at your show all the time.

[71/454]

Originally posted by Kennyredline



With a comment like that, I'm guessing you have a truck, and probably have those stupid balls hanging from it; otherwise you wouldn't be so stupid as to compare wheels, a body kit, or an exhaust to a non-functional replication of the male genitalia hanging from the back of a vehicle. :thumbsup:
Thats the point, you think that your customizing is somehow better, and I say you are all the same. The guy with the truck with wheels and the lift and the nuts, the guy with the lowered car the wheels and the wing, all the same to someone from the outside.
I was waiting for someone to accuse me of having them, but it's funny I don't, I couldn't justify spending the hundred on something that does nothing. I'd rather save it for something that makes a difference in power

[cam_wmh]

Originally posted by 71/454

Thats the point, you think that your customizing is somehow better, and I say you are all the same. The guy with the truck with wheels and the lift and the nuts, the guy with the lowered car the wheels and the wing, all the same to someone from the outside.
I was waiting for someone to accuse me of having them, but it's funny I don't, I couldn't justify spending the hundred on something that does nothing. I'd rather save it for something that makes a difference in power

I have two conclusions here.

a) You're passion about not being a sheep is so strong, that you've confused the hell out of yourself.
i.e.; You're a dunce!

b) You're condoning males fastening replicas of male genitalia to their vehicles
i.e.; You're a fag!

Either way, please continue, your replies are fucking novel.
:thumbsup:

[Kennyredline]

Originally posted by 71/454

Thats the point, you think that your customizing is somehow better, and I say you are all the same. The guy with the truck with wheels and the lift and the nuts, the guy with the lowered car the wheels and the wing, all the same to someone from the outside.
I was waiting for someone to accuse me of having them, but it's funny I don't, I couldn't justify spending the hundred on something that does nothing. I'd rather save it for something that makes a difference in power

I have not customised my Jetta, but I'm not afraid to...you're not offending me by lumping me in with "all the same..."
People who tastefully customise, yes, are all the same...they have good taste. People that hang a droopy scrotum from the back of their vehicle are all the same; they have NOOOOO taste at all. Someone with an IQ higher than 71 could tell the difference. I'm guessing that the 454 is the number of horses in your redneck-mobile. :rofl:

[Supa Dexta]

psst.. 454's an engine size...

When I was just in NS, there was a big drug bust, a cigar boat with two 454's was running hash oil in from intl' waters... Like no ones going to notice that.. 40 foot cigar boat that you can hear 10 miles away... Fueling up 2x a day with 500$ worth of fuel in a small town... :nut:

[finboy]

Originally posted by Supa Dexta
psst.. 454's an engine size...

When I was just in NS, there was a big drug bust, a cigar boat with two 454's was running hash oil in from intl' waters... Like no ones going to notice that.. 40 foot cigar boat that you can hear 10 miles away... Fueling up 2x a day with 500$ worth of fuel in a small town... :nut:

were there nuts on the back of the boat?

[71/454]

Huh, I don't think you can have a gay red neck, can you? You guys are going to have to come up with something else. Man it makes me laugh that I must be gay, redneck, or a dunce because I don't fall in line here and hate something.

[Kennyredline]

Originally posted by 71/454
Huh, I don't think you can have a gay red neck, can you? You guys are going to have to come up with something else. Man it makes me laugh that I must be gay, redneck, or a dunce because I don't fall in line here and hate something.
Well, if you're "from the outside", and you apparently "hate" customisation, wtf are you doing here?
By the way, we're not "griping" in this thread, we're pointing fingers, laughing and name-calling about people who hang balls off their vehicles...'cause deep down inside they want to be ridiculed.

[Ekliptix]

Originally posted by Kennyredline
you wouldn't be so stupid as to compare wheels, a body kit, or an exhaust to a non-functional replication of the male genitalia hanging from the back of a vehicle. :thumbsup:
I think you're a little off here. How many people add wheels, exhaust/muffler, and expecially a body kit for function? 90% of car owners do it because they like the style.
Just as some rednecks like the style of these balls on their truck.

I personally don't like the balls at all, I don't own a truck, but arguing over someone's preference in style isn't going to go anywhere.

[Stunt66]

Originally posted by Ekliptix

I think you're a little off here. How many people add wheels, exhaust/muffler, and expecially a body kit for function? 90% of car owners do it because they like the style.
Just as some rednecks like the style of these balls on their truck.

I personally don't like the balls at all, I don't own a truck, but arguing over someone's preference in style isn't going to go anywhere.

Exactly:thumbsup:
you know he's going to accuse you of having those balls, ya gay redneck:poosie: