Evercleanse

[2.0turbo]

Has anyone on here tried it? And if so what did you find? I usually think that these things are a scam but I' hear the radio add all the time and think I might give it a try. I'm not looking to lose weight or anything (although trimming up is all good here and there), just want to see if it it makes me feel better.

[rmk]

:facepalm: @ the product.

[schocker]

from what i hear, it will rid you of the ten to twenty-five pounds of undigested waste that some experts say is stuck to the walls of your colon like spackle or paste!

[2.0turbo]

Thats my first thought but have you tried it at all or do you have some kind of information to back up that first thought that we all have?

I just want to know if anyone has had any success with it or if its just some kind of scam.

[schocker]

i am going to assume you will shit for days

[2.0turbo]

Originally posted by schocker
from what i hear, it will rid you of the ten to twenty-five pounds of undigested waste that some experts say is stuck to the walls of your colon like spackle or paste!

haha, I have also heard that.

[mazda_maniac]

check this out hahaha EWWWw



Look at the picture gallery

http://www.drnatura.com/colonix_program.php?gclid=CJO5wcijh5YCFQFqxwod1zUQFQ

I've always been tempted to see if those seaweed looking things would come out of me.

[three.eighteen.]

those colon cleanse products are all a scam...the ingredient list looks like a long list of exotic butt-hole cleansing herbs, when in reality that "proprietary blend" is like 98% psyllium fibre which is available very cheaply

[Eleanor]

Originally posted by schocker
from what i hear, it will rid you of the ten to twenty-five pounds of undigested waste that some experts say is stuck to the walls of your colon like spackle or paste!
Fuck that fucking commercial is on X all the fucking time :banghead:

Or the GOFC ads which are even worse :guns:

[schocker]

Originally posted by Eleanor

Fuck that fucking commercial is on X all the fucking time :banghead:

Or the GOFC ads which are even worse :guns:
what, they have a commercial you say :rofl:
the gofc one makes me laugh every time though.

[riced]

Originally posted by mazda_maniac
check this out hahaha EWWWw



Look at the picture gallery

http://www.drnatura.com/colonix_program.php?gclid=CJO5wcijh5YCFQFqxwod1zUQFQ

I've always been tempted to see if those seaweed looking things would come out of me.

haha holy shit, it looks like it makes you shit OUT your colon instead of cleaning it

[momofan]

anyone look at what is suppose to come out? Sh!t, it's so gross. I considered it....but then I realized I am happy with my colon full of stuff that won't come out.

[r0g3r]

The thing is,

this product is supposed to "cleanse" the shit in your colon.

In the end you don't really get rid of the FAT that's making you weigh lots.

Losing 20 lbs of crap in your colon wont really do you much good to get rid of the fat on your belly, which is the real health hazard.

[dimi]

Try Wild Rose Dtox if you are interested in these sorts of products. I can say it really does work. First 6 days I got pretty damn sick from all the shit that was coming out. Lots of shitting too. Then the rest of the 6 days you start feeling much better and by then end it is awesome.

The one downside is you have to maintain a very strict food diet, which on the other hand is beneficial. In the end I lost around 10 lbs, felt much better, and then gained the 10 lbs right back when I started working out again.

[rmk]

When you say "strict food diet", what can/can't you eat?

[Dumbass17]

i was thinking of doing a cleanse too
i always eat good, no junk food, no eating out, 90% strict diet

i want my shit sucked

[Tik-Tok]

That stuff only "works" if you eat junk every meal, every day and get no fiber whatsoever.

Watch Penn & Teller's Bullshit on Colonic Irrigation.

[msommers]

If you're lactose intolerant like me, just eat a pizza or chug some milk. That'll clear you right out :nut: :rofl:

[suen17]

haha Evercleanse is definitely a scam. If you've ever seen a colonoscopy, after just some laxatives your colon is as clean as brand new copper piping. It's not your colon is rat trap that sticks anything that passes by.

Here's a picture for reference...

http://www.gastrointestinalatlas.com/Colonoscopy2.jpg

[three.eighteen.]

...so that's where poo comes from...

[403ep3]

Originally posted by suen17
haha Evercleanse is definitely a scam. If you've ever seen a colonoscopy, after just some laxatives your colon is as clean as brand new copper piping. It's not your colon is rat trap that sticks anything that passes by.

Here's a picture for reference...

http://www.gastrointestinalatlas.com/Colonoscopy2.jpg

That actually looks :barf:

at least its clean.

[kutt3r]

Try google, there are a lot of "Stay away", "Scam" posts in various forums etc....

Wild Rose is a good cleanse, but it is hard on you if you have never done a clense or eat poorly...the diet is really not that strict if you eat cleanly naturally.

Get enough fibre and avoid the hype... physillium is cheap.

[momofan]

Visicol is a fun little drink mix they give you the day before a colonoscopy. Yes I have hit my fun years.

Problem is most people just don't eat enough fiber.

[semograd]

Try Mag O7 if you want to have a colon cleanse. that stuff is the shit! (literally!)

It has no fiber or anything like that :


What is Mag O7?
Mag O7 is a combination of powdered magnesium oxide compounds which have been ozonated and stabilized to release mono-atomic or nascent oxygen over 12 hours or more. The timed release ensures that Mag O7 will provide an adequate amount of oxygen, slowly, for better utilization.
How does Mag O7 work?
Mag O7, when in an acidic environment, begins to slowly release nascent or mono-atomic oxygen. The release of oxygen continues throughout the digestive system. The magnesium acts as a vehicle to transport the oxygen throughout the body.

so basically it fills your intestines with oxygen and cleans your guts by blowing the shit out the other end.

I have tried it and it works better than any type of fiber or chemical laxative on the market.

[mazdavirgin]

Originally posted by semograd
What is Mag O7?
Mag O7 is a combination of powdered magnesium oxide compounds which have been ozonated and stabilized to release mono-atomic or nascent oxygen over 12 hours or more. The timed release ensures that Mag O7 will provide an adequate amount of oxygen, slowly, for better utilization.
How does Mag O7 work?
Mag O7, when in an acidic environment, begins to slowly release nascent or mono-atomic oxygen. The release of oxygen continues throughout the digestive system. The magnesium acts as a vehicle to transport the oxygen throughout the body.

:rofl: Seriously do people read that and think it is not junk science? Cleansing is a fad for one thing and it's really not something a healthy person should be doing. Hell if you don't believe me just read the numerous studies advising against cleansing...



We do not recommend colon cleansing unless you are preparing for a colonoscopy. Many people believe that toxins build up in the digestive tract and cause illness, but there is no research to support this notion. While it is true that constipation is associated with an increased risk of colon cancer, this probably has more to do with a diet high in refined carbohydrates than with mysterious toxic sludge clinging to the wall of the colon. As far as we can tell,the toxic sludge is pure folklore. It was an effective selling point for many patent medicines a hundred years ago, and it is still a popular, but erroneous, idea used to sell products to “clean you out.”

Harsh laxatives, including herbs, could cause harm. Heavy use of such products may deplete the body of potassium and other minerals. In some situations, irregular heart rhythms might result.

[semograd]

^^ keep in mind that different doctors have different opinions. Junk science or not it works.

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by semograd
^^ keep in mind that different doctors have different opinions. Junk science or not it works.


I have a magic rock that keeps tigers away.

[TKRIS]

Originally posted by Tik-Tok



I have a magic rock that keeps tigers away.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Just fucking perfect.

[semograd]

Originally posted by Tik-Tok



I have a magic rock that keeps tigers away.

Really? pm me, lets export them to japan , china (and siberia)

[r0g3r]

Originally posted by Tik-Tok



I have a magic rock that keeps tigers away.


:rofl:

I need to get me one of those

[A790]

According to a friend of mine who's a doctor:

"The way these cleanses work is by filling you with the very material they are cleansing. The "after" photos is actually the result of the cleanse itself. You want a real cleanse? Drink water and green tea, cut out juice/pop for a while.

In other words, eat clean and eat healthy. You won't NEED to cleanse."

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by semograd


Really? pm me, lets export them to japan , china (and siberia)

And leave me ripe for a tiger attack!? I don't think so.