Dear Mr. Modded Cavalier (yes another one of those threads).

[megavolt]

Your car looks like ass.
Your car sounds like ass.
You drive like an ass.

That is all.
(from a former Cavalier owner)

[QuasarCav]

At least those other threads give me something to read.

:facepalm:

[rc2002]

:werd:

These threads should be illegal without pictures.

[Eleanor]

Your car smells like ass.

[megavolt]

:poosie:

No pics... guy was driving like he was racing at 6:30am. My phone's camera doesn't like the dark... :dunno:

[malcolmk14]

Hahaha if it's the guy I'm thinking of then I know who you're talking about. Huge loser.

I pulled up next to him once in my completely stock (but brand new) Cavalier and revved my engine to mess with him, because his car was so gay.

He got me to unroll my window and asked me if I wanted to "race for two bills". I just laughed at him and told him I don't have a big enough spoiler to keep up with him.

His passenger then proceeded to call me a scared white boy a couple times. The light turned green, I accelerated as fast as I normally do off lights, nothing out of the ordinary, he floored it, and I STILL stayed ahead of him for a good 200 m.

[3g4u]

hey some people drink coffee some race their little cars around to wake up on a monday morning.:dunno:

[megavolt]

Should I start a new thread about the JDM MR2 blinding me with his quad beams (headlights + driving lights) last night or just append to this one? :bigpimp:

[adam c]

Originally posted by megavolt
Should I start a new thread about the JDM MR2 blinding me with his quad beams (headlights + driving lights) last night or just append to this one? :bigpimp:

depends, will you add a poll and keep taking out the option everyone votes for?

[megavolt]

No... :facepalm:

But I could overpopulate this post with facepalms...

:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

[DannyO]

Originally posted by megavolt
Should I start a new thread about the JDM MR2 blinding me with his quad beams (headlights + driving lights) last night or just append to this one? :bigpimp:

Is it a red one with damage to the front left fender area?

[Jlude]

Originally posted by richardchan2002
:werd:

These threads should be illegal without pictures.

A thread like this without pics should result in a ban.

Not for this OP, but a rule SHOULD be passed.

[ae92gts]

wow that was a pointless thread :facepalm:

[Stunt66]

Originally posted by Jlude


A thread like this without pics should result in a ban.

Not for this OP, but a rule SHOULD be passed.

:werd: There seems to be a lot of these retarded rants lately

[megavolt]

Sorry guys... just had to get it out. :drama:

[adam c]

you could have watched some porn instead

[signature7]

Was it a champagne coloured Cavalier?

[VetteRacin]

That car really must have pissed you off duncan for making a post about it here

[Graham_A_M]

Originally posted by ae92gts
wow that was a pointless thread :facepalm:

X10 :rolleyes:

[Go4Long]

usually in these threads there's at least a vague description of the car beyond what kind of car it is. this is an even more epic failure than the average epic failure.:banghead:

[Dj_Stylz]

http://46an2.com/b3n/pics/funneh/fail_thread.jpg

[Spoons]

Originally posted by malcolmk14
Hahaha if it's the guy I'm thinking of then I know who you're talking about. Huge loser.

I pulled up next to him once in my completely stock (but brand new) Cavalier and revved my engine to mess with him, because his car was so gay.

He got me to unroll my window and asked me if I wanted to "race for two bills". I just laughed at him and told him I don't have a big enough spoiler to keep up with him.

His passenger then proceeded to call me a scared white boy a couple times. The light turned green, I accelerated as fast as I normally do off lights, nothing out of the ordinary, he floored it, and I STILL stayed ahead of him for a good 200 m.

Wow you sound like a bigger tool than him.

Was it blue with damage on the side? I gave my old car to my brother (it was a modded out cavalier, I got it for super cheap)... if it was I will have a nice talk with him.

[megavolt]

Sigh... what's an '05 to do...

Was my original post at least a Haiku?

[HP2133]

if you don't have pics of his, show us pics of your TDI

[QuasarCav]

Originally posted by megavolt
Sigh... what's an '05 to do...

Was my original post at least a Haiku?


Nope, but this is:

Reeking Cavalier
I look at you with detest
Crappy thread is made

[megavolt]

You want pics of my almost 10 year old Jetta with less than pristine paint?

Good work Quasar! :D