My great car wash story...

[adidas]

So earlier today, at about 11 i decide since im already somewhat in downtown i will just go to a wand wash thats near by that ive been to a few times!

I make my way down Edmonton trail S, and pop into Bridgeland Car Wash, yes you are thinking of the right thing, the one with the dancing zoo animals! Yes the building looks like its from World War 2 and it looks like its seen its better days, but its the closest one to downtown that is a wand wash! As i make it up their steep incline with my car i am faced with a decision go to the first or the second washing station, i see a big dip in #2 so i decide that i will pull into #1. That all seemed like a good idea at the time! I grab my change from the ashtray and get out of my car! Set it to rinse, grab the gun and grab a toonie! As i go to pull the gun away from the wall, Its not moving. I look down and it caught onto my Jordan sweatpants. I go to pull it off, and was gonna continue with my wash but noticed that it pulled a few pieces as well before it caught on. Now for most thats not a big deal and i wouldnt care either if they were a year old. But i just fucking bought these 5 days ago! FUCK!

I return the gun and proceed to go into the little shit shack, to complain. Door says 'Come in'. Lady inside says "Hello" I say your hose just ripped my sweat pants. She gets up and says while walking towards me "How did you do that?" In such a voice as if shes pissed off more then i am. I go show her how. What happened was, the plastic/rubber that usually goes around the hose came off, im guessing from banging on the concrete wall and revealed the wire hose mesh inside! She then goes to tell me, "Ill get you some tokens'' I tell her that i dont want any tokens that 'i want money for new sweatpants'. She just walks away.

This old bitch lady looks like shes 60, has the biggest hunchback that ive ever seen! Looks like she comes out of a trailer park home!

Shes half way between where im standing in the station and her little house where she gives change out, and she returns back with her attitude to tell me, "Read the sign" Im like what sign, she goes up to it stands about 5" inches from it and starts reading to me "...NO responsibility is to damages..." She then walks away again. I was amazed. The whole time i was thinking to myself how i wanna jump kick this bitch into the head!

Anyways, i got into my car and drove away. So as a gratitude towards me and my 60 dollar Jordan sweatpants, i ask all of you to avoid this place and make sure you spread the news to your other car buddies!

[badatusrnames]

:cry:

[rmk]

They don't owe you anything.

[CivicDXR]

This car wash? (http://www.thewambulance.com/)


Quoted before ninja edit occurs:



Originally posted by adidas
So earlier today, at about 11 i decide since im already somewhat in downtown i will just go to a wand wash thats near by that ive been to a few times!

I make my way down Edmonton trail S, and pop into Bridgeland Car Wash, yes you are thinking of the right thing, the one with the dancing zoo animals! Yes the building looks like its from World War 2 and it looks like its seen its better days, but its the closest one to downtown that is a wand wash! As i make it up their steep incline with my car i am faced with a decision go to the first or the second washing station, i see a big dip in #2 so i decide that i will pull into #1. That all seemed like a good idea at the time! I grab my change from the ashtray and get out of my car! Set it to rinse, grab the gun and grab a toonie! As i go to pull the gun away from the wall, Its not moving. I look down and it caught onto my Jordan sweatpants. I go to pull it off, and was gonna continue with my wash but noticed that it pulled a few pieces as well before it caught on. Now for most thats not a big deal and i wouldnt care either if they were a year old. But i just fucking bought these 5 days ago! FUCK!

I return the gun and proceed to go into the little shit shack, to complain. Door says 'Come in'. Lady inside says "Hello" I say your hose just ripped my sweat pants. She gets up and says while walking towards me "How did you do that?" In such a voice as if shes pissed off more then i am. I go show her how. What happened was, the plastic/rubber that usually goes around the hose came off, im guessing from banging on the concrete wall and revealed the wire hose mesh inside! She then goes to tell me, "Ill get you some tokens'' I tell her that i dont want any tokens that 'i want money for new sweatpants'. She just walks away.

This old bitch lady looks like shes 60, has the biggest hunchback that ive ever seen! Looks like she comes out of a trailer park home!

Shes half way between where im standing in the station and her little house where she gives change out, and she returns back with her attitude to tell me, "Read the sign" Im like what sign, she goes up to it stands about 5" inches from it and starts reading to me "...NO responsibility is to damages..." She then walks away again. I was amazed. The whole time i was thinking to myself how i wanna jump kick this bitch into the head!

Anyways, i got into my car and drove away. So as a gratitude towards me and my 60 dollar Jordan sweatpants, i ask all of you to avoid this place and make sure you spread the news to your other car buddies!

[colinxx235]

this one time, I was walking past a door, and there was some black stuff on the bottom, it got my new white lacoste shoes dirty, I went up to the owner and bitched, he gave me nothing... merely called me stupid for not paying attention to what I was doing and accepting responsibility for having the mentality of a fucking retard :banghead:

[pf0sh0]

In your side profile you spelled invisible incorrectly.

[403Gemini]

So your careless and you want them to replace your sweatpants?

If i fell outside and landed in some mud, should I ask the city of calgary to pay for a new suit?

[signature7]

Just be happy that it's only sweatpants, and I'm guessing worse doesn't happen to you or else you wouldn't post threads like this on Beyond.

[dj_rice]

Its not a very great story :thumbsdow

[4lti7ude]

:facepalm:

[Neil4Speed]

I hope this is a joke.

[nismodrifter]

Summary: You ripped your pants.

[Neil4Speed]

I hope this is a joke.

[bobby_lu]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r257/bobby_lu/o_rly.jpg

[Godfuader]

Next time try the 10st x 10ave SW wand wash...if its still around. Ive been there about a dozen times, and thank the lord, none of my pants have been molested.

[Kennyredline]

I! can! totally! see! why! you'd! be! pissed! off! that! your! new! pants! got!wrecked! but! that's! just!shit! happening!

[max_boost]

No wayyyy, you can't be seriars :facepalm:

[adidas]

gotta laugh at some of the replies in here!

Most of you took way too serious then i was hoping to come across as with my story! haha The whole point was that, to not go there or give em any of your business as their facility sucks!

And Godfuader ive gone there, but my cars too low to make it up and down their stupid entrance/exit.

[ricosuave]

I'm totally surprised you didn't uppercut the old lady.

[Ekliptix]

How big was her hunch again? Do you have her #?

[Weapon_R]

You and the judge who lost his pants at the drycleaners should get together

[Clever]

this is Beyond, it would be acceptable to give her a swift uppercut....

[ExOz]

Yeps, jump kicking a senior would have finished this story off perfectly! It would fit in with the rest of your pathetic bullshit in this thread.:facepalm:

[dino_martini]

LOL

[signature7]

Originally posted by Weapon_R
You and the judge who lost his pants at the drycleaners should get together

:rofl:

[Fusion]

Originally posted by ricosuave
I'm totally surprised you didn't uppercut the old lady.

Hahahaha

[max_boost]

Originally posted by adidas
gotta laugh at some of the replies in here!

Most of you took way too serious then i was hoping to come across as with my story! haha The whole point was that, to not go there or give em any of your business as their facility sucks!

And Godfuader ive gone there, but my cars too low to make it up and down their stupid entrance/exit.

Your car is too low to make it up the 10th/10th but you can make it up the one at the Bridgeland car wash??? :nut: :confused:

Nice attempt at a save but you pwned yourself already dude! tres ridiculars!! :banghead:

:thumbsup:

[max_boost]

It's these threads that bring out all the CLASSIC Beyond jokes!!! :clap: :clap:

[EK 2.0]

Fuck this...

Have some fucking mercy on his situation people...like seriously...you know how hard he worked for those pants??...And how does someone with the username "adidas" rock NIKE pants?? How come everyone missed that one??

[DannyO]

That story is shocking.

Beyond meet to go beat up a 60yr old lady?

[max_boost]

Originally posted by EK 2.0
Fuck this...

Have some fucking mercy on his situation people...like seriously...you know how hard he worked for those pants??...And how does someone with the username "adidas" rock NIKE pants?? How come everyone missed that one??

holy fuck blasphemy EK! I would never be caught rocking the competitor's gear!!!

[ragu]

Get a lawyer and go from there....

[AE92_TreunoSC]

I wash my car there from time to time, cant say I've ever ripped my pants.

It's old and beat up, but I get my car really clean there for 4$ washes in the winter.

I'll keep washing my cars there too.

[5000Audi]

i got some cash from a car wash once hehe, took my jeep in there after wheeling at mclean, it was a none touchless car wash so after the brushes went over my tires the metal arms both smashed into the fenders of my jeep, then hit my mirrors scratched the plastic good...it did this about 6 times till the wash was done...so i looked at the damage went inside and complained and he offered me 600 cash to keep my mouth shut... seeing how its a bush truck and i didnt really care...i took the cash... cuz shit i woulda taken a free pepsi and chips as a settlement so it was good payoff haha

[VetteRacin]

OP..you do realize that if you enter that car wash on the side closest to memorial it's not steep whatso ever....and also, that is a good wand wash despite its looks and you were careless with your stuff...suck it up and get new pants

[TomcoPDR]

Originally posted by DannyO
That story is shocking.

Beyond meet to go beat up a 60yr old lady? :werd: ban her from Beyond.

[Jlude]

Originally posted by nismodrifter
Summary: You ripped your pants.

I wish this was at the top of the thread...

fuck.... I want my wasted time back, OP.

[94boosted]

Are you fucking kidding me is this guy serious. :rofl:

[ExOz]

I wash my car WITH my pants....

[EM1FTW]

Its your own fault you ripped your pants dumbass

[max_boost]

Originally posted by EM1FTW
Its your own fault you ripped your pants dumbass

QFT

[BerserkerCatSplat]

That story didn't even deserve a HA GUYS. Yeesh.

[jwslam]

wasted a minute of my life reading that...

[89s1]

Earth to the OP: You're a fucking crybaby. next time tell your "great story" to a box of kleenex. :cry: :cry: :cry:

[DeeK]

You should have uppercutted her through a window, tell her the lobster did it.

[ZorroAMG]

Hey Playa,

Mebe you should pay more than $60 for pantz.

[beyond_ban]

Originally posted by ZorroAMG
Hey Playa,

Mebe you should pay more than $60 for pantz.

You see, hes a "playa" not a "balla" or else he would have dropped at least a buck twenty on those bad boys.

Op, make some jordan shorts out of them then dry your car with the bottom pant legs. It is a win waiting to be made

[mboldt]

You probably shouldn't have spent $60.00 on a pair of sweatpants if you're going to complain about ripping them when it's your own dumb ass fault.

This thread is ridiculous, I used to manage a car wash and I thought about posting some of the stupid people stories... You just managed to top those by complaining to the attendant requesting something out of question, then writing paragraphs on here and telling people to tell their friends not to go there.

If someone said something about wanting money for a $60 pair of sweatpants at the ca rwash I was working at... I'd laugh in their face.

If you rip your pants in Mcdonalds and you are at fault, do you ask them for money back?

Like EM1FTW said, it's your own fault dumbass

[frozenrice]

BRAND NEW $60 sweat pants to wash the car? I'm doing it all wrong, I wear old worn out jeans when I go.

[wardpr68]

OH SHIT BRO! NOT THE JORDANS! THAT SHIT HELLA BALLA!

[ianmcc]

Whenever I wand wash my car I am always careful to remove my pants first.

[2002civic]

:rofl:

[Pollywog]

Dumbest Thread Evar..

OP - You must have looked like a clown storming into her office demanding new sweat pants.

[Kennyredline]

Originally posted by ianmcc
Whenever I wand wash my car I am always careful to remove my pants first.
But then the worry is ripping your Hanes no-slip boxer shorts...MJ would still be pissed!

[EM1FTW]

to the OP,
she offered you tokens, and you decided to be a douche and demand money for new pants.

she was willing to give you compensation for something that was your own fault, and you turned it down and demanded something totally unreasonable.

if i was her i would have laughed in your face and told you to get out.



let me guess, if you bought food from somewhere and it dripped on your SWEET new sweatpants, you would go demand that someone pay for new pants?

or if you hit your finger while using a hammer you would go back to the hardware store and complain?


:facepalm:

[core_upt]

let's go with 'don't wear sweatpants in public' unless you'r running or playing ball or doing something that warrants such clothing. That's like wearing UnderArmour as regular clothing.

Should have taken the tokens and placed them in the fanny pack I'll assume accompanied said sweatpants.

[HP2133]

I LOLd

you went to a car wash that has a bigger IQ that you have

[benyl]

When I was in high school, which was a long time ago, it was pretty taboo to wear sweat pants as casual wear.

I mean, it basically told other people you had given up on life. OP, have you given up on life? $60 sweat pants? Are they fucking designer sweat pants? Or are you just paying for the label?

[barmanjay]

Originally posted by ianmcc
Whenever I wand wash my car I am always careful to remove my pants first.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I accidentally my pants reading that

[sputnik]

So what did your friends think when you showed up at your $500 lunch with a tear in your Jordan sweatpants?

[JRSC00LUDE]

You wear sweatpants out in public, you've got far bigger issues than a rip in them.

The only real queation I have is you wanted to "jump kick this bitch into the head" of what? Is that just sailor lingo for the bathroom? Was there a hungry hippopotamus nearby? I don't understand. :dunno:

[hipnotic]

This is the stupidest fucking thread ever, go buy new pants and stop bitching

[Kloubek]

I drove my car into a tree. I'm thinking of suing Toyota for a new vehicle.

[Stunt66]

Originally posted by sputnik
So what did your friends think when you showed up at your $500 lunch with a tear in your Jordan sweatpants?


Originally posted by ZorroAMG
Really?

You're still doing the lunch jokes?

Facepalmage.

[ianmcc]

Originally posted by ianmcc
Whenever I wand wash my car I am always careful to remove my pants first.


Originally posted by Kennyredline

But then the worry is ripping your Hanes no-slip boxer shorts...MJ would still be pissed!

No need to worry-commando FTW!

[HP2133]

if Toyota doesn't cough up, sue City Parks. Threaten their bungholes with kirpan if money not provided


Originally posted by Kloubek
I drove my car into a tree. I'm thinking of suing Toyota for a new vehicle.

[ZorroAMG]

Originally posted by Stunt66

Originally posted by sputnik
So what did your friends think when you showed up at your $500 lunch with a tear in your Jordan sweatpants?



Originally posted by ZorroAMG
Really?

You're still doing the lunch jokes?

Facepalmage.



No, see Sputnik is cool. He's allowed to bring up old jokes. It's allllll timing.

[95EagleAWD]

Who spends 60 bucks on sweatpants?

Better yet, who still buys sweats? And wears them in public?

[urban.one]

i picture something like this

http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/9931/carwash470x365jd1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/carwash470x365jd1.jpg/1/w470.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img119/carwash470x365jd1.jpg/1/)

[Stunt66]

Originally posted by ZorroAMG


No, see Sputnik is cool. He's allowed to bring up old jokes. It's allllll timing.

my bad

[mboldt]

This threaded needed pictures

[barmanjay]

Originally posted by Kloubek
I drove my car into a tree. I'm thinking of suing Toyota for a new vehicle.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I accidentally my sweat pants again

[sputnik]

Originally posted by barmanjay


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I accidentally my sweat pants again

I think you mean...

I accidentally the hole sweat pants.

[LadyLuck]

Originally posted by 95EagleAWD
Who spends 60 bucks on sweatpants?


Its ok..for Jordans they're probably Knockoffs :D

[ZorroAMG]

Originally posted by sputnik


I think you mean...

I accidentally the hole sweat pants.

I sea what you did their.

[EK 2.0]

Originally posted by LadyLuck

Its ok..for Jordans they're probably Knockoffs :D


ZING!!

[Casa]

LOLOLOL @ buying sweatpants
:facepalm: @ thread

[KyleTA]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Kn-1uKojgM

[1Chin3seBoi]

:whocares: :facepalm:

[Bimmer88]

This is RIDICULARS!

[edw]

Originally posted by wardpr68
OH SHIT BRO! NOT THE JORDANS! THAT SHIT HELLA BALLA!

lol

[hypnotoad]

So...what kind of car was it? Or is this the sweatpants-only thread?

[7thgenvic]

You deserve the biggest bitch of the month award! JESUS what a waste of my 30 seconds of reading on beyond. I could have done something more constructive like looked at dirty pictures on "AskLeo"

[TorqueDog]

I felt like reaching out and slapping the OP around a couple times. What a stupid story.