Wingman wanted, inquire within ...

[yohan4ws]

Seriously, need somebody spontaneous that can pull off zany shit, will go out without question to snowboard, and/or hit the bars most weekends to pickup chicks ...

Who's in ?


requirements:
must have game,
must be able to drink plenty,
must be able to raise the bar on beligerance ... REALLY raise the bar.

nice to have:
getting a kick out of insulting girls, being rejected because of it and thinking its better than actually fucking her... sex is everywhere, unique stories are valued.

[2EFNFAST]

Gangbang included in deal? You have purtty eyes. LMK. :confused:

[BlackArcher101]

So basically you are looking for a Tucker Max?

[GTS Jeff]

You are so desperate, I almost feel sorry for you.

[pf0sh0]

Originally posted by GTS Jeff
You are so desperate, I almost feel sorry for you.

[4lti7ude]

Im gonna need a pic of you to know who im rollin with.
Cause I cant be rollin with someone whos gonna be bringing my game down :rofl: :rofl:

[Kona9]

Originally posted by 4lti7ude
Im gonna need a pic of you to know who im rollin with.
Cause I cant be rollin with someone whos gonna be bringing my game down :rofl: :rofl:

GAY

[BigShow]

Originally posted by Kona9


GAY

lol well you can't be rolling with ugly dudes.

[BigShow]

So you wanna pickup chicks and not have sex with them? :facepalm:

[Deville]

Originally posted by BigShow
So you wanna pickup chicks and not have sex with them? :facepalm:

I think he said that because the odds of getting rejected in sausage party Calgary are high. May as well be able to laugh it off when it happens.

[The_Rural_Juror]

I have experience with sharking.

[Isaiah]

Is this a classified ad? Does this belong in the marketplace? You're missing a price and WTB:

[pf0sh0]

I guess I'll be the first....


:facepalm:

[civicrider]

I just use my car to drop panties, and no not the ones in my profile i am just to lazy to update it haha

[yohan4ws]

hmm... note to self, dont beyond when drunk ...

although, serioulsy .. some ppl know about my misadventures on here, leo never answers his phone the prick, matts always working ...

My best wingman just left the country so ... times are tough.

[Hakkola]

Originally posted by yohan4ws
hmm... note to self, dont beyond when drunk ...

although, serioulsy .. some ppl know about my misadventures on here, leo never answers his phone the prick, matts always working ...



Dude, I'm not working anymore really, but I'm way too busy with school, Friday was the first time I've gone out in weeks, it was epic though. :rofl:

[TomcoPDR]

Originally posted by BigShow


lol well you can't be rolling with ugly dudes.

On the contrary my friend, exactly why half-ass hot girls always hang out with the not so hot friends.

[iceburns288]

Originally posted by TomcoPDR
On the contrary my friend, exactly why half-ass hot girls always hang out with the not so hot friends.
Guys hang out with better-looking guys than them so they are also perceived as attractive or 'cool' to girls. Girls hang out with uglier girls so they are perceived as relatively more attractive to guys. It's always like that....

Then girls who are genuinely very hot hang out with other hot girls because they don't need to stand next to an ugly girl in order to look good :p.

[2EFNFAST]

So I offer you gangbang and you can't even respond. Loser :thumbsdow

[Supa Dexta]

All dudes ftl^:barf:

[TorqueDog]

Sorry man, I retired from my Tucker Max-esque duties of being a belligerent asshole/wingman at the bar when I moved from Winnipeg to Calgary.

[Casa]

www.calgarysocial.net

[jonnycat]

This is exactly like an episode of "How I met your Mother".

[asp integra]

Originally posted by jonnycat
This is exactly like an episode of "How I met your Mother".

hahahaha