RANT...morning drive to work...

[GQBalla]

I apologize in advance for this but this really pissed me off.

So im on john laurie driving to work doing about 75 km/h a silver civic or corolla was in the left lane going a little faster than me.

out of no where wannabe speed racer bitch in a black sedan alero or another similar model i forget the other name speeds past be almost rearending the silver car and cuts me off and speeds up. Now she is about 6 inches from my car when this happens, speeds up and is about 3 ft away.

As we near the top of one of the hills on john laurier she slams on her brakes, i dunno what she was doing maybe she was slowing back down to speed limit or was trying to break check me or something since im still only bout 3 ft away from her.

fucken bitch!! so i slam on my brakes too and leave her lane going into the left lane.

i resume my speed and she goes a little faster than me so i never saw her face. As we keep going a truck is now in her lane ahead of her and she speeds up and cuts me off again.

STUPID BITCH. soo i finally had enough of this speed up trying to get past her, but bitch had better ideas and decides to brake check me, speed up, brake again.... diew.... so finally she speeds off going towards 14 st.

FUCK HERRRR stupid bitch your dumb fat headed short brunette bitch.

diew sorry im just mad.

wish i remembered to get her license plate

[bubbley]

Fuckin whore!

[Eleanor]

Just take solace in the fact that if she keeps driving like that, she'll end up removing herself from the gene pool.

[Kloubek]

cunty.

[wardpr68]

i have a friend who drives like this regularly... he got his, she will too.

[Kennyredline]

That's when you phone work and say you'll be delayed because of an accident on your route, and you follow the bitch as close behind her as you can safely. If you're lucky, you'll freak her out enough that causes an accident of her own, or if she stops, you get out of your car and punch her in the face.

[GQBalla]

Originally posted by Kennyredline
That's when you phone work and say you'll be delayed because of an accident on your route, and you follow the bitch as close behind her as you can safely. If you're lucky, you'll freak her out enough that causes an accident of her own, or if she stops, you get out of your car and punch her in the face.

:rofl: :rofl:

[prae]

Originally posted by Kennyredline
That's when you phone work and say you'll be delayed because of an accident on your route, and you follow the bitch as close behind her as you can safely. If you're lucky, you'll freak her out enough that causes an accident of her own, or if she stops, you get out of your car and punch her in the face.

haha if you are a scary looking dude then yes this would freak her out...


sucks man, we've all been there. I do my best just to let things go now, it's not worth getting into an altercation over some mindless inconsiderate driver.

[GQBalla]

very true,

not like that guy that got shot over road rage not to long ago

[LongCity]

Diew?

[adidas]

Originally posted by Kennyredline
That's when you phone work and say you'll be delayed because of an accident on your route, and you follow the bitch as close behind her as you can safely. If you're lucky, you'll freak her out enough that causes an accident of her own, or if she stops, you get out of your car and punch her in the face.

So that she hits someone else who is innocent?! Think about what you just said, next time it would help if you werent so dumb!

[prae]

Originally posted by GQBalla
very true,

not like that guy that got shot over road rage not to long ago


I had a drunk guy rear end me after a similar exchange of pleasantries on crowchild. He got fucked by the long arm of the law but even then it was still a pain in my ass.

[prae]

Originally posted by adidas


So that she hits someone else who is innocent?! Think about what you just said, next time it would help if you werent so dumb!

good to see somebody more than fifteen years his junior acting more mature than he is. Good on you adidas.

I'm sure Kenny meant most of that in jest. We all enjoy aggressive fantasies from time to time. I know I've met my share of incompetent drivers that need a good bitch slapping

[jwslam]

Originally posted by LongCity
Diew?

asian for fuck

wow that's shitty man
but idk why, for me i would have hated it 100x more if she didn't fucking signal when cutting you off
honestly, i kinda fucking wanna know what you're doing if you think you can weave through traffic without signalling.
it's a different story if it's 3am and nobody else is around to give a flying fuck

[bulaian]

Originally posted by LongCity
Diew?

diew = fuck

EDIT: minute too slow

[supe]

Originally posted by LongCity
Diew?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[05*CivicRS]

Originally posted by LongCity
Diew?

diew = f*ck
EDIT: too slow..


but wow, what a dumb bitch :facepalm:

[Kona9]

Not to rain on your parade or anything, but why did you even try keeping up with her?

Speeding up to get in front of her makes no sense! So as annoying as this chick was, you did yourself no favors. When someone wants to drive all douchey like, let them go. Less stress for you, and you get to watch her piss others off knowing you won't be hit by her.

I hate retarded drivers as much as the rest of them, but keeping yourself involved is only going to cause you more issues. You allowed her to ruin your morning and commute.

Shitty none the less.

[ga16i]

Originally posted by Kona9
Not to rain on your parade or anything, but why did you even try keeping up with her?

Speeding up to get in front of her makes no sense! So as annoying as this chick was, you did yourself no favors. When someone wants to drive all douchey like, let them go. Less stress for you, and you get to watch her piss others off knowing you won't be hit by her.

I hate retarded drivers as much as the rest of them, but keeping yourself involved is only going to cause you more issues. You allowed her to ruin your morning and commute.

Shitty none the less.

:werd: I personally am afraid of all Hondas (especially driven by asian women) and if I see one driving like that I get out of the way ASAP. Someone else can deal with them.:cry:

[GQBalla]

Originally posted by Kona9
Not to rain on your parade or anything, but why did you even try keeping up with her?

Speeding up to get in front of her makes no sense! So as annoying as this chick was, you did yourself no favors. When someone wants to drive all douchey like, let them go. Less stress for you, and you get to watch her piss others off knowing you won't be hit by her.

I hate retarded drivers as much as the rest of them, but keeping yourself involved is only going to cause you more issues. You allowed her to ruin your morning and commute.

Shitty none the less.

Mmm i dunno i guess the emtions i felt of early morning douchebaggery from this lady.

yeah i did give up though once i realized she sped up cause i sped up.

lol and she didn't even signal, i coulda understood her actions if she was driving a bimmer though :thumbsup:

[EK 2.0]

Originally posted by LongCity

Diew?


AIYA!!!!

[Isaiah]

How do you confuse a Civic and a Corolla?

[GQBalla]

cause i remember ^^ it was either a 2006 corolla or a 2004 civic cause they both have round tail lights when the brake is applied (round tail lights as in the pattern of the brake light)

[Kennyredline]

Originally posted by adidas


So that she hits someone else who is innocent?! Think about what you just said, next time it would help if you werent so dumb!

Maybe it would help if you weren't so fucking anal-retentive. Go have a bran muffin.

[rc2002]

Is this the first douche driver you've encountered in Calgary?

Just being near them causes me stress so I just back way off so that I'm nowhere near them.

[em2ab]

Am I the only person who encounters this daily on my way to work? Are you saying there's somewhere in the city I could be living where this doesn't happen?

[5fivespeed]

Should've follwed here and pulled a "How can she slap."

[max_boost]

Originally posted by richardchan2002
Is this the first douche driver you've encountered in Calgary?

Just being near them causes me stress so I just back way off so that I'm nowhere near them.

yep that's what i do!

GQBalla, you ok now? :D

[ragu]

That shit happens everyday, a week ago a tow truck (with a car on its back) cut me off 3 times in 1 minute. I agree, just back off and let them go. No matter how recklessly you drive in city, you're not getting to your destination any earlier than maybe 2 min.

[LongCity]

Ooooohhh, diew. DIEW!

[Skyline_Addict]

aiya. pok gai diu lei lo mei ham gar chan. sec see ar.

[EK 2.0]

Originally posted by Skyline_Addict

aiya. pok gai diu lei lo mei ham gar chan. sec see ar.


aiya, moar loar cha diew lei, pok gai...ngo lei sow soh...huk gwai, gwai lo...diu lay ga hai...joh sun, joh tao, dho jhe, mmm goi sai...oh hai goo wak jai...diew lei see fut gai, just put see fut lo...

yat, yee, sam, say, mmm...

[TomcoPDR]

meow meow meow meow...

[rp_guy]

delay no more


plate?

[KRyn]

Fucking skanks.

[mekeni]

you got pwned !!

[black13]

I encounter lots of these on John Laurie. It's a two lane and people always try to swerve in and out to get ahead cause there is always two dicks driving way too slow in the front.

[sxtothe240]

Originally posted by EK 2.0



aiya, moar loar cha diew lei, pok gai...ngo lei sow soh...huk gwai, gwai lo...diu lay ga hai...joh sun, joh tao, dho jhe, mmm goi sai...oh hai goo wak jai...diew lei see fut gai, just put see fut lo...

yat, yee, sam, say, mmm...


AHHAHA i cant believe i read all of that.

that made my day :thumbsup:

[ga16i]

Originally posted by EK 2.0


... moar loar cha diew lei...


BWHAHAHA, do you get that a lot from us Chinese boys?

[EK 2.0]

Actually I just learned from GTS Jeff the other day about the moar loar cha...before that I was just saying cha jai...haha...

Plus I learn quite a bit of canto from listening to my friends...

[Canmorite]

'Diew' is all I took away from this thread.

[TorqueDog]

I think I've just found a new favorite word.


DIEW YOU, YOU DIEWING DIEW!

Originally posted by Isaiah
How do you confuse a Civic and a Corolla? Perhaps there was some diew on the badging and it made it difficult to see. :p

[shin0bi]

Sometimes, one just finds themselves in a situation where smackin' a hoe is perfectly acceptable.

[FiveFreshFish]

Next time, take a picture of her car from behind and make sure the flash is on to get her attention. I always have a compact point-and-shoot in the car.