When I get an email like this, I always reply from a specially made Email I use just to wind them up.
I recently befriended Song Lile who promised millions of Dollars.
MY FIRST REPLY
OMG does this mean I get all that money? This sounds too good to be true! What do I have to do?!?!?!
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Dear James Luke ,
I want to let you know of myself so that you will be rest assured of whom you are transacting with. I am married with two children Liu my daughter and Lee my son, I have sent you my family picture now for you to see. My address is #1, Fortune Garden, 20 Wing Ting Road, Ngan Chi Wan, Kln, Hong Kong. i have lived here for the last 13years.
I have really invested much in this transaction so I will please tell you to accept the 30% of the total funds that I have intend to give to you. For your information I will be coming over to your country for my share of the funds, once the funds credits your account at the bank that we will be using for this transaction.
Please endevour to keep this transaction confidential, Please do not discuss it with anybody, I have a 22year career with my bank (Hang Seng) and I don? intend to ruin all that. I really cant wait till the funds leave my bank because I have not been able to sleep nor eat properly for the past days. Attach to this email is my work ID and my family pictures for your reference.
Well if I may remind you again, you are required to send at least a copy of your Driver's License 'or' a copy of your International Passport as an attachment to my email or fax +85230157075. Besides, it is this copy of your Driver's Licence or International Passport that will be be used by the Attorney have all the necesary documentations perfected.
The most important issue is that I want to be sure I am transacting with the correct person, I believe these information would be enough to confirm you interest.
Best Regards,
Song Li
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Hi Song!
How do you? Have you recieved my drivers lincensing yet? I have been suffering from necrophillia recently and have only recovered yesterday. I hope my license has not been lost in the post, it is off much value so it would be awful if it fell into the wong hands. I lost £1337 last year from a Nigerian credit card scam so I am reluctant to trust many people online. However after having seen your magnificent photos and reading about your distinguished carreer with your bank I realise I am dealing with a good person.
By the way you may not realise but I am a man of the cloth. I have shown your pictures with my congregation who would also like to transact with you. Do you have a phone number I could provide them with. How about some more photos?
Kind regards
The Reverend James Luke
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Dear James Luke ,
I am in receipt of your mail and your identification.This is to also let you know that I feel comfortable transacting with you even though we have not met but I believe pretty soon we are going to meet. Please do not let me down. I have forwarded your details to the attorney who will put together the perfected paper work to be sent to the bank for the release of the funds, this should take not longer than a day or two working days. In this light, I am sending you the information of the bank so that you can make enquiries on offshore/on-line account opening.
I advice like I said earlier that you open an account with the bank so that once the funds are released, they will be moved straight into your account and the transfer will not attract the monetary bodies, as the transfer will be seen as in-house.(same telex type with my Bank).You can then transfer the funds in safe bits to your main account for both of us.
Please find below the bank information.
Post Bank NL
Amsterdam Branch
Kruithuisstraat 52
1018 WW Amsterdam
The Netherlands
Tel.:+31 61 7337059
Fax.:+31 84 7198406
Email:
[email protected]
Opening Hours monday till friday:
9.00 - 17.00
Saturday:
9.30 - 13.30
Please contact them with the following informations, your Full Names, Contact Telephone Numbers (Home, Office and Mobile Number and also Fax Number). Note, that you are to inform the bank that you wish to open an offshore account with their reputable bank that can accommodate the sum of US$19.5M for further transfer, and they should advice you on such account. I will await an update. Please do make contact with the bank so that the account opening can be fast.
I am hereunder forwarding to you the certificate of deposit as issued to Col Sadiq Uday.
God Bless you for your positive resolve to affect our lives. As soon as the funds hit your account, I shall come over to your country for the investment which you will assist me in managing.
Your brother,
Song Lile
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What is it that I am meant to do? I have sent my driving licence and am awaiting your response.
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Dear James Luke,
Good day to you my friend and partner.Why is it taking so long to hear from you?Please kindly direct me on what to do as i am in a very advanced stage of confusion.Your quietness is bothering me and i can no longer cope as time is no longer on my side.
Mr Song Lile
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... and since then he's just been sending this same email, over and over again, as if he's some kind of bot or something. WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?!?!