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The Cosworth
11-27-2008, 12:02 PM
AutoCAD Monkey

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll have an AutoCAD monkey please." The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fitted a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll be $5000." The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.

Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey. Most of them are only few hundred dollars. Why did that one cost so much?"

The Shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can draw in AutoCAD - very fast, clear layouts, no mistakes, well worth the money."

The tourist looked at a monkey in another cage. "That one's even more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?"

"Oh, that one's a Design monkey; it can design systems, layout projects, mark-up drawings, write specifications, some even calculate. All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper.

The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in its own cage. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the others put together! What on earth does it do?"

The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything, but it says it's an Engineer."

CausalInfluence
11-27-2008, 12:06 PM
bwahahahahahahaha

Hahaha. Excellent

JfuckinC
11-27-2008, 12:11 PM
:D
oh, my favorite kind of joke lol.

The Cosworth
11-27-2008, 12:12 PM
............ wont let me delete

legendboy
11-27-2008, 12:47 PM
haha

msommers
11-27-2008, 01:38 PM
:rofl:

IKD
11-27-2008, 01:47 PM
hahahaha priceless

adam c
11-27-2008, 01:48 PM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

arian_ma
11-27-2008, 02:15 PM
Hey hey hey!!!
:rofl:

LilDrunkenSmurf
11-27-2008, 02:33 PM
Nice! :rofl:

iblizzard
11-27-2008, 02:40 PM
Awesome. I actually made an audible laugh! That's pretty rare when I'm alone. :)

Passed it on to a bunch of friends in engineering.

gretz
11-27-2008, 02:43 PM
ouch........the truth hurts :rofl:

Tarrantula
11-27-2008, 02:43 PM
BTW im a drafter, and I can tell you that the drafters do all the hard work. The designers take it easy too.

gretz
11-27-2008, 02:45 PM
Originally posted by Tarrantula
BTW im a drafter, and I can tell you that the drafters do all the hard work. The designers take it easy too.

:rofl: hard work

Tarrantula
11-27-2008, 02:46 PM
Originally posted by gretz


:rofl: hard work

RUDE!

Maybe not me. But all the other drafters.

Jlude
11-27-2008, 02:54 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Gonna pass this around the office.

Doubt it'll go over well.

Altezza
11-27-2008, 03:37 PM
I'm an engineer, and I LOL'd. Maybe cuz I don't work in engineering, haha.

JfuckinC
11-27-2008, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by Tarrantula
BTW im a drafter, and I can tell you that the drafters do all the hard work. The designers take it easy too.

A designer is a drafter? it takes alot more brain usage to design then do mark ups :nut:

EDIT: haha i see by your profile your in electrical. explains a bit lol

Jlude
11-27-2008, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by JfuckinC


A designer is a drafter? it takes alot more brain usage to design then do mark ups :nut:

EDIT: haha i see by your profile your in electrical. explains a bit lol

:rofl: :rofl: Zing

Super_Geo
11-27-2008, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by Tarrantula
BTW im a drafter, and I can tell you that the drafters do all the hard work.

Tell me about it... turning red ink black is such a chore! ;) j/k :D

Spoons
11-27-2008, 04:52 PM
Hey now...

School kicks our ass... once we get out we deserve to do shit all and get paid well to do it :D

Tarrantula
11-27-2008, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by Super_Geo


Tell me about it... turning red ink black is such a chore! ;) j/k :D

You guys are asses.

Updating 1678 I/O drawings because the DRAWING NUMBER IS 1.00 width instead of 1.05 width is fucking RETARDED.

Also, if designers are so great.. why are there more drafters? Shouldnt it be perfect 1 to 1 ratio? I see a LOT of red.

The Cosworth
11-28-2008, 07:07 PM
keep it to the jokes :dunno:

Davetronz
11-29-2008, 06:39 PM
Haha sent to my future brother in law.