HELP! i need presentation clinchers

[BigWill]

So i have my final presentation at school tomorrow and i heard from a friend that my prof. hates it when people end presentations with generic clinchers like " thank you" or "thats all"
apparently he likes clinchers with depth and such, i was gonna use " thank you, you have been great" but i dont think it'll cut it
any help would be great!

[chkolny541]

:closed: <- this

[Grantovsky]

Try

"You stay classy, San Diego"

[Alterac]

sharpie "thanks" on your ass and then drop trow.

[~Leah~]

Originally posted by Grantovsky
Try

&quot;You stay classy, San Diego&quot;
"Thanks for stopping by."

[BigWill]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[schocker]

I noticed a few people in my classes using "My mind has gone blank, I think that is everything" :rofl:

[hampstor]

"And that's the way the cookie crumbles."

[97'Scort]

Hookers and blow. I'll bet you get an A.

[B20EF]

:rofl: chkolny541 - your avatar kills me

As for the presentation what class is it? A nice quote from someone influential in the subject always works.

[b_t]

You could say "and that wraps up my presentation about <completely unrelated subject here>" I can't ever write this shit though.. I always improvise my jokes and the end.

[bawlls]

use some sort of metaphorical ending or something that goes with the presentation. thats the way the cookie crumbles would be an example in the case of the worlds largest cookie.
know what I mean?
or make it really boring and quite and say "to conclude my presentation, RAAWW

[Kloubek]

Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

(Don't actually use this, btw.)

[GQBalla]

say (brought to you by "yourname" productions)

[HyperZell]

Do it Jeremy Clarkson style. For example, if you are making a recommendation for a business case, sum up your points, and go to a "...which will ensure <company>'s place as the biggest company in <industry>...IN THE WORLD."

[rx7boi]

Put a picture of Homer's ass as your last slide, then act completely bewildered when it shows up hahahaha.

That's what I did on a soci presentation.

[BigWill]

i guess i should have mentioned its about celiac disease (people who cant injest gluten)

[97'Scort]

Ask everybody to join you for a bowl of white rice?

[frozenrice]

"Seacrest out" ? :dunno:

I like Llyod Roberston's (CTV News) line : "And that's the kind of day it's been."

[kertejud2]

Get one of those powder bombs and escape in a puff of smoke like the ninjas do.

Or have some guy dressed in in a suit with dark sunglasses and an earpiece run in and take your notes and/or laptop and run out.

Announce you need to run to the bathroom, then as you're at the door lean back in and say "Oh, and I'm done"

Have somebody in the back playing that fadeout music like at the Oscars and just wrap things up



I can't believe I'm giving away all my good ideas for free. (Note, this is also a good clincher).

[Spoons]

Originally posted by kertejud2
Or have some guy dressed in in a suit with dark sunglasses and an earpiece run in and take your notes and/or laptop and run out.

I did that for my proof of concept final in my engineering class. I had my friend run in with sun glasses and a suit, grab my proof of concept and smash it, while taking the rest of my notes.

I then proceeded to ask if I failed because the government just stole my idea...

[jonnycat]

Boom goes the dynamite!

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you", point at the prof. "you're cool. I'm out

"Now I'm not going to do what you all think I'll do and FLIP OUT...All I wanna know.... is who's coming with me? I'm taking the fish"

Speak into hand held recorder. "Captains log, Star date <date> While pretending to understand the dialogue, they have no actual concept of communication. I may be able to escape alive if I seduce a female audience member. </Shatner>

[Hakkola]

Originally posted by HyperZell
Do it Jeremy Clarkson style. For example, if you are making a recommendation for a business case, sum up your points, and go to a " ...which will ensure 'company's place as the biggest company in 'industry' ...IN THE WORLD."

I LOL'd.