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Xtrema
12-22-2008, 02:23 PM
I got this one today.

"We would often be sorry if our wishes came true"

WTF?

Post any odd ones you encountered.
01RedDX
12-22-2008, 02:28 PM
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Boat
12-22-2008, 02:34 PM
Friend showed me this one:

"Boats and water are in your future, have fun!" (See username)
A790
12-22-2008, 03:16 PM
"You want to wash wang, or you want to watch Wang wash wang?" ;)
JRSC00LUDE
12-22-2008, 03:20 PM
I got one that said "You are interested in public service.". I found it funny because I hated my job at the time as a "public servant", as they call us gov't workers.

I also had one that said "You'll accomplish more later if you have a little fun this weekend". That one was on my fridge for a long time haha
Zephyr
12-22-2008, 04:26 PM
I got one "You will open many fortune cookies in the future" and now I have a stack of slips, but I lost that one.
cdnsir
12-22-2008, 05:07 PM
Originally posted by Xtrema
We would often be sorry if our wishes came true

Jeez, that one does sound pretty grim. Actually... unless they were all expecting us to add "in bed" at the end... Hehe.
miik0
12-23-2008, 12:37 AM
"You are going to buy some new clothes." :werd: