Beyond.ca - 2008 Year in Review

[SJW]

My favorite rant this year is of course Kritifao and the facebook ordeal.

But I find it funny that everyone hasn't learned that if you post a rant, the entire community of beyond becomes a predator and you become the prey.

Perhaps 2009 will bring the very best of the best rants.

To all of beyond thank you for the hours of entertaining reading created by the angry folk here.

Keep up the good work

and lastly ..........Discuss.

[LilDrunkenSmurf]

Link to Kritafo/Facebook.

[Toms-SC]

cliffs plz

[The_Rural_Juror]

Yea...Kritafoul's premmie rant was the funniest by far. :thumbsup:

[clem24]

Originally posted by Toms-SC
cliffs plz

Wasn't that the one that linked to your own picture?

[R154]

a bunch of banning's and the deletion of all those threads. let it rest. We lost a true hero... Jeff.

[n1zm0]

Originally posted by LilDrunkenSmurf
Link to Kritafo/Facebook.

here (http://forums.beyond.ca/st/226282/ugly-facebook-picture/)

funny, you google kritafo and facebook, its the 3rd or 4th link down :rofl:

*sigh* the glory of the internetz

some funny ones were the not necessarily rants but comments like 'fken 08s, wtf do you know you must be an 08'

[cityhunter2501]

haha her post still cracks me up to these days :rofl:

[The_Rural_Juror]

89coupe copyright watermark rant
89coupe left lane rant
89coupe christmas = green+red rant
89coupe infiniti emblem rant
89coupe lunch rant
89coupe non-panoramic photos = no skills required rant
89coupe las vegas trip rant

Did I miss something?

edit:
89coupe HDR photos rant
89coupe "i grew up in a ghetto" rant

[TKRIS]

Originally posted by SJW
the angry folk here.

I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about.

[rage2]

Originally posted by The_Rural_Juror
89coupe copyright watermark rant
89coupe left lane rant
89coupe christmas = green+red rant
89coupe infiniti emblem rant
89coupe lunch rant
89coupe non-panoramic photos = no skills required rant
89coupe las vegas trip rant

Did I miss something?
:rofl:

Those were definately classics haha.

[EK 2.0]

Originally posted by The_Rural_Juror

89coupe copyright watermark rant


This was my favourite...

[D'z Nutz]

Originally posted by The_Rural_Juror
89coupe copyright watermark rant
89coupe left lane rant
89coupe christmas = green+red rant
89coupe infiniti emblem rant
89coupe lunch rant
89coupe non-panoramic photos = no skills required rant
89coupe las vegas trip rant

Did I miss something?

edit:
89coupe HDR photos rant
89coupe "i grew up in a ghetto" rant

You also forgot 89coupe down syndrome rant and 89coupe unlimited phone data rant.

[A790]

Originally posted by EK 2.0



This was my favourite...
Link?

[max_boost]

Oh Kritafo was pissed lol :rofl:

[EK 2.0]

Originally posted by A790

Link?


http://forums.beyond.ca/st/235450/photographers-name-on-photos/

[max_boost]

Originally posted by The_Rural_Juror
89coupe copyright watermark rant
89coupe left lane rant
89coupe christmas = green+red rant
89coupe infiniti emblem rant
89coupe lunch rant
89coupe non-panoramic photos = no skills required rant
89coupe las vegas trip rant

Did I miss something?

edit:
89coupe HDR photos rant
89coupe "i grew up in a ghetto" rant

Oh shit, 89coupe has been involved in so many epic threads.

You forgot the Telus roaming rant. :rofl:

[The_Rural_Juror]

Originally posted by EK 2.0



http://forums.beyond.ca/st/235450/photographers-name-on-photos/

Damn, you beat me to it. He sure does whine a lot for a guy with a paid off condo and a 6 figure salary. :rofl:

Best quote of that thread:


Originally posted by Benyl
I find it funny that a dude that just picked up his camera and started taking photos is calling other hobby photographers "pretentious."

[R154]

the condo was dj_rice

+1 for the haysen debaucle.

And the BMW fuck up.

The SDS thread was good aswell.

[Redlyne_mr2]

How can you guys forget about the Claw.. that was a prestige worldwide caliber thread.

[SJW]

That wasn't really a rant. But it sure was entertaining.

[BerserkerCatSplat]

I've altered the thread title slightly to broaden the subject a bit, we needed a review thread anyway.

Personally, my favorite moment involving Beyond this year was Haysen "presenting" the DTP Team Represent award.

[01RedDX]

.

[core_upt]

This thread is getting up there for worst, or most misdirected rant:
http://forums.beyond.ca/st/246244/free-holiday-tip-never-fly-westjet/

[LilDrunkenSmurf]

I think that every thread mentioned deserves a link haha.

[EK 2.0]

Originally posted by BerserkerCatSplat

Personally, my favorite moment involving Beyond this year was Haysen "presenting" the DTP Team Represent award.


bwahahhaaa...

for those in attendance for the monumental event it was GOLD!!!....

[Toms-SC]

Originally posted by 01RedDX


I like how googe's last post in that thread totally silenced it.

There is a reason why he is banned.

[rage2]

Originally posted by BerserkerCatSplat
Personally, my favorite moment involving Beyond this year was Haysen "presenting" the DTP Team Represent award.
LOL definately a classic moment. Didn't you get a picture of that?

[BerserkerCatSplat]

You bet, I borrowed your camera to do it. :rofl:

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a318/CatSplat/DTP%20Calgary%202008/IMG_0590.jpg

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a318/CatSplat/DTP%20Calgary%202008/IMG_0592.jpg

[DENZILDON]

Originally posted by The_Rural_Juror
89coupe copyright watermark rant
89coupe left lane rant
89coupe christmas = green+red rant
89coupe infiniti emblem rant
89coupe lunch rant
89coupe non-panoramic photos = no skills required rant
89coupe las vegas trip rant

Did I miss something?

edit:
89coupe HDR photos rant
89coupe "i grew up in a ghetto" rant

Hey, don't forget the 89coupe delahoya lost acceptance speech.

Sorry man, I just had to squeeze that in! :rofl:

[R154]

how could we forget. hit ans run thread? rivialed the claw. or was that 07?

[EK 2.0]

Originally posted by BerserkerCatSplat
You bet, I borrowed your camera to do it. :rofl:

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a318/CatSplat/DTP%20Calgary%202008/IMG_0590.jpg

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a318/CatSplat/DTP%20Calgary%202008/IMG_0592.jpg



whoooo classic....

[Eleanor]

Originally posted by BerserkerCatSplat
Personally, my favorite moment involving Beyond this year was Haysen "presenting" the DTP Team Represent award.
:rofl:

89coupe making an ass of himself FTW! :rofl:

[riced]

Originally posted by EK 2.0



bwahahhaaa...

for those in attendance for the monumental event it was GOLD!!!....


:rofl: :rofl:

[The_Rural_Juror]

Someone fill me in on the Haysen DTP moment.

add:

"Is my brother gay?"

[R154]

poor gage. Hopefully 09 will be a better year for him. Who knows he might garner more respect then an 09. :poosie: :facepalm:

[rage2]

Originally posted by The_Rural_Juror
Someone fill me in on the Haysen DTP moment.

Haysen accepting and showing off the Team Represent Award for a photo op...
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a318/CatSplat/DTP%20Calgary%202008/IMG_0590.jpg

Mark explaining to Haysen that he's presenting the award. Not accepting it.
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a318/CatSplat/DTP%20Calgary%202008/IMG_0592.jpg

Actually I think the sequence of events was:

1. Haysen walking up on stage picking up the award, starts to walk off.

2. Mark explains to haysen he's presenting.

3. Haysen lifts it up for the photo (pic 1)

4. Mark explains again he's presenting (pic 2).

[R154]

hahahahaha. oh man. So thats where the facepalm comes from. I wish I made it out to DTP

[R154]

Original Post Removed. (Please read the Forum Rules and Terms of Use (http://forums.beyond.ca/articles.php?action=data&item=1) before posting again, or risk getting banned).

[riced]

Originally posted by rage2


Actually I think the sequence of events was:

1. Haysen walking up on stage picking up the award, starts to walk off.

2. Mark explains to haysen he's presenting.

3. Haysen lifts it up for the photo (pic 1)

4. Mark explains again he's presenting (pic 2).

haha oh yeah, that was it. He walked away first hahaha

[freshprince1]

I'm totally lost on the whole "Kritafo" thing!

what's the cliff notes version or link??

[The_Rural_Juror]

Originally posted by rage2



Actually I think the sequence of events was:

1. Haysen walking up on stage picking up the award, starts to walk off.

2. Mark explains to haysen he's presenting.

3. Haysen lifts it up for the photo (pic 1)

4. Mark explains again he's presenting (pic 2).

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Seanith]

Originally posted by freshprince1
I'm totally lost on the whole "Kritafo" thing!

what's the cliff notes version or link??

The link was posted... basically it appears someone posted a link that brings up your own Facebook profile picture, and Kritafo made a huge deal over it saying how she was ugly when she a kid etc etc not knowing everyone got their own picture when they clicked the link.

[The_Rural_Juror]

Ashee
GTS_Jeff
"How do I steal the internetz and call 911 for me"

[adam c]

ashee was more 07 than 08

[The_Rural_Juror]

:(

[LilDrunkenSmurf]

Awe I miss Ashee

[R154]

shes still around, but instead of fueling the fire she took her hazing, turns out she has more class then many of the swinging dicks on this forum.

Shes more involved with off computer beyond representin' something alot of you guys dont know about ;)

baazing.

[adam c]

Originally posted by R154
shes still around, but instead of fueling the fire she took her hazing, turns out she has more class then many of the swinging dicks on this forum.

Shes more involved with off computer beyond representin' something alot of you guys dont know about ;)

baazing.

ashee's lover from way back when?

[msommers]

Originally posted by The_Rural_Juror
89coupe copyright watermark rant
89coupe left lane rant
89coupe christmas = green+red rant
89coupe infiniti emblem rant
89coupe lunch rant
89coupe non-panoramic photos = no skills required rant
89coupe las vegas trip rant

Did I miss something?

edit:
89coupe HDR photos rant
89coupe "i grew up in a ghetto" rant

Damn coupe, let me brush off your shoulders, you're kind of a big deal.

[Toms-SC]

You all are missing some classics.

The 'i threw a hot dog and got beat up by the security at the dome' thread. Pwned both those goofs.

The 'this is my 240, not yours and if you call me out ill call you names' thread. Turns out it was not even his fucking car.

The threads compairing US to Canadian cars. Better weather seals anybody?

The threads asking for JDM parts, keys, head light fluid etc

Various shit talking Race City threads.

Oh ya, me becoming a moderator.

2008 was good.

Ban 09s!

[1997GSR]

claw

/thread

[BerserkerCatSplat]

Originally posted by Toms-SC
You all are missing some classics.

The 'i threw a hot dog and got beat up by the security at the dome' thread. Pwned both those goofs.



http://forums.beyond.ca/st/197826/assaulted-at-hitmen-game/

[1997GSR]

the whole nbaker fiasco:

http://forums.beyond.ca/st/244776/terrible-experience-south-deerfoot-suzuki/

he is still missing in action :rofl:

[95EagleAWD]

Originally posted by rage2

Actually I think the sequence of events was:

1. Haysen walking up on stage picking up the award, starts to walk off.

2. Mark explains to haysen he's presenting.

3. Haysen lifts it up for the photo (pic 1)

4. Mark explains again he's presenting (pic 2).

That's how I remember it... Golden! :rofl:

And 780tuners is gonna have to put on a better show next year. We had nice cars, but no "team" effort. Damn you guys and your Guitar Hero! :poosie:

[in*10*se]

still think that the rsx hit and run kinda wins...

[Wildcat]

I called some kid cheap and his gf a cunt after his rant about paying .50 for whip cream on her hot chocolate since the foam itself wasen't good enough for her. Needless to say he didn't appreciate it too much :rofl: ... everyone else had a good laugh.

http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=245016

[SJW]

That was magic. Although Karma will have its way with u.

[drtoohotty1]

Originally posted by Wildcat
I called some kid cheap and his gf a cunt after his rant about paying .50 for whip cream on her hot chocolate since the foam itself wasen't good enough for her. Needless to say he didn't appreciate it too much :rofl: ... everyone else had a good laugh.

http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=245016

definitely a favorite mostly because no one saw it coming most of the other threads the goofs had a pwning coming but this was hysterical

[Jlude]

Originally posted by rage2


Haysen accepting and showing off the Team Represent Award for a photo op...
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a318/CatSplat/DTP%20Calgary%202008/IMG_0590.jpg

Mark explaining to Haysen that he's presenting the award. Not accepting it.
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a318/CatSplat/DTP%20Calgary%202008/IMG_0592.jpg

Actually I think the sequence of events was:

1. Haysen walking up on stage picking up the award, starts to walk off.

2. Mark explains to haysen he's presenting.

3. Haysen lifts it up for the photo (pic 1)

4. Mark explains again he's presenting (pic 2).


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That's GOLD! I thought he just dropped an F bomb on stage or something... hahahahaha that's hilarious shit!

[Jlude]

89 Coupe needs a custom user title... something about being a "Rant King of 2008"

[drtoohotty1]

I just noticed the look on the judges face in the second pic, looks like hes trying his best not to burst out laughing. :rofl:

[SJW]

God damn your avatar is hideous.

[Seanith]

Originally posted by SJW
God damn your avatar is hideous.

She's hot man :dunno:

[jdmSiR]

one of my memories of 2008 was haysen vs sheldons merc vs tcs disable.

[Jlude]

Originally posted by drtoohotty1
I just noticed the look on the judges face in the second pic, looks like hes trying his best not to burst out laughing. :rofl:

The guy sitting at the desk behind them IS laughing his ass off.

[Dj_Stylz]

Originally posted by rage2


Haysen accepting and showing off the Team Represent Award for a photo op...
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a318/CatSplat/DTP%20Calgary%202008/IMG_0590.jpg

Mark explaining to Haysen that he's presenting the award. Not accepting it.
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a318/CatSplat/DTP%20Calgary%202008/IMG_0592.jpg

Actually I think the sequence of events was:

1. Haysen walking up on stage picking up the award, starts to walk off.

2. Mark explains to haysen he's presenting.

3. Haysen lifts it up for the photo (pic 1)

4. Mark explains again he's presenting (pic 2).


Haha. I was a bit confused to see why he was walking away with it lol.

[Mys73ri0]

http://forums.beyond.ca/st/211651/help-with-binary/

may be NSFW

[max_boost]

A790 and his 47mpg SAAB.

Sorry bro! :D

[TomcoPDR]

Originally posted by Mys73ri0
http://forums.beyond.ca/st/211651/help-with-binary/

may be NSFW

What ever happened to that chick?? I thought some of the Beyonders were gonna visit her?

[max_boost]

^

HA, well, you know, it was fun while it lasted. :rofl:

[The_Rural_Juror]

Originally posted by max_boost
A790 and his 47mpg SAAB.

Sorry bro! :D

Max Boost getting fired. That was a shocker.:nut:

[max_boost]

Originally posted by The_Rural_Juror


Max Boost getting fired. That was a shocker.:nut:

:rofl:

Seriously?

People get fired all the time man. Plus it was a free service anyway. Although I had a lot of gratification being a Mod, the # of people I banned, some I can't even disclose because I'm good friends with them now. :rofl:

However I would still like to attend the Moderator's appreciation dinner if possible. :drool: :thumbsup:

[max_boost]

Did we forget the Gallery of Fine Cars Class Action Lawsuit? :thumbsup:

[cjay^]

who remembers the dude with the black 180sx in tuscany? goker/nismoblurr

http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=173647&perpage=20&highlight=&pagenumber=7

http://photos.l3.facebook.com/photos-l3-sf2p/v295/87/106/503820060/n503820060_3829841_8089.jpg

what a baller

[TomcoPDR]

What about that Red Celica with the huge "TOYOTA" stick on the back bumper and the owner found out ya'll on Beyond was be it making fun of him.

[EK 2.0]

ohhhhhhhhh yeah fucking goker....

man he ruined a great thread of mine...I wish I swung the ban hammer on him...

[KRyn]

Whats makes you frustrated and FS: Suprise Buttsecks where pretty good to.

[R154]

Calgary Kat Lude girl... Or was that 07? Shit. I think it is 07.

[Nitzer5]

What about the whole SAIT washroom thread. I killed so much time at work reading that, golden stuff.

[torob]

Wow the Haysen one is funny!

Funny how all these thread there is at least 1 banned person in it.
8 days to go before i slip under the radar :angel:

[ABteg00]

Best quote I have ever read on beyond I just found on the hot dog throwing thread.

''If there is one piece of advice I can give for free it is listen to peoples advice on this forum. Most are highly educated and have some sort of a law degree.'' Quote by Toms-SC



hahahhahahahahhahahahhaa yes most beyond members are highly educated and have some sort of law degree....

[1997GSR]

Originally posted by ABteg00
Best quote I have ever read on beyond I just found on the hot dog throwing thread.

''If there is one piece of advice I can give for free it is listen to peoples advice on this forum. Most are highly educated and have some sort of a law degree.'' Quote by Toms-SC



hahahhahahahahhahahahhaa yes most beyond members are highly educated and have some sort of law degree....

OMG GOLD

[Tomaz]

"FS: Surprise buttsecs" and "Super Jailbait Thread" have to be on that list. And "the claw"

[Gibson]

I dunno, I think the $95 lunch - 89coupe thing is one of the funniest thing I've ever seen.

BCS completely owned 89coupe again with his Venn diagram, and I almost died when that happened.

How about the baller guy that had a pile of super cars in his signature and everyone doubted he had them until he posted pics of a piece of paper with "beyond.ca" written on it?

[torob]

Originally posted by Gibson
How about the baller guy that had a pile of super cars in his signature and everyone doubted he had them until he posted pics of a piece of paper with "beyond.ca" written on it? [/B]

Classic Thread, OP owned both ways

http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=240706

[JRSC00LUDE]

Originally posted by max_boost
However I would still like to attend the Moderator's appreciation dinner if possible. :drool: :thumbsup:

I think they already showed you their appeciation. :D

But seriously, I think the Haysen DTP one was the most memorable, escpecially since I got to enjoy it twice. :rofl:

[Destinova403]

The Claw +1

twas a good year...

[R154]

this year was s'aight for beyond.

Cant forget the recent "someone bought beyond" debaucle ;)

[kenny]

Man, 2008 flew by fast. There was a ton of funny shit that happened during the past 12 months, did we forget anything? :D

[n1zm0]

did we cover the one with that mikestang guy who ranted about fighting in a movie theater or something, he posted pics of himself in the mirror and photoshopping began :rofl:
http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/4315/mikearmcurltowerrc5.jpg

or

the who is more gay in this situation thread that completely backfired lol

[Dj_Stylz]

This thread just made it into 2008 haha

http://forums.beyond.ca/st/246887/i-have-a-comment-this-is-what-im-talking-about-/

[sillysod]

My faves were the pork is for infidels threads... haha



how-long-have-you-enjoyed-pork-for-and-have-you-ever-contracted-any-harmful (http://forums.beyond.ca/st/232587/how-long-have-you-enjoyed-pork-for-and-have-you-ever-contracted-any-harmful-/)

do-you-eat-pig-products-pork-etc (http://forums.beyond.ca/st/232130/do-you-eat-pig-products-pork-etc/)

[heavyD]

By far the best part of 08 was the banning of GTS Jeff.:thumbsup: You see alot of interesting characters at beyond but I don't recall ever seeing such a spiteful & unhappy person. I hope for his sake that he's a better person outside of beyond.

[Seanith]

Originally posted by heavyD
By far the best part of 08 was the banning of GTS Jeff.:thumbsup: You see alot of interesting characters at beyond but I don't recall ever seeing such a spiteful & unhappy person. I hope for his sake that he's a better person outside of beyond.

Where did this happen?

[Spoons]

Originally posted by torob
Wow the Haysen one is funny!

Funny how all these thread there is at least 1 banned person in it.
8 days to go before i slip under the radar :angel:

Not really... your still there, you just made it through the year is all.

07's slip under the radar now.
08's are just less noticed.

[msommers]

Originally posted by Spoons
08's are slightly tolerated because of low expectations.

Fixed.

[reiRei]

sweet, under the radar!

one of the best threads of '08 to me was the Tomco 10 year anniversary thread..

it was nice to look back in the past 10 years of member's lives..

http://forums.beyond.ca/st/228621/contest-by-tomcopdr-10-year-anniversary/

[al-ti2d]

I personally liked the Bubblemania thread. Not for the wings and drinks discussion, but more for the reason that its quite evident that most of the guys posting in there are just dying to PITB of that waitress who works there and is a member on here. :rofl:
honestly guys.. which one of you is finally going to man up and get the job done?!

http://forums.beyond.ca/st/195237/bubblemania-cafe-in-calgary/

[al-ti2d]

oh and also.. can't forget about this either:
http://www.virgeweb.com/rage2/2008snow/02.jpg


i guess the lesson here is.. you shouldn't be afraid to come out of the closet. this guy did it, knowing very well that the pics would end up on beyond too. what a brave act. :goflames: